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    Red face SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Safety tip:

    Don't bring beef jerky. The hot weather & the packaged meat will give you the major shits!!

    True story

    But if you want to lose 20lbs. In 3 days, go for it.

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    So you decided to take your post from another thread and turn it into a whole new thread?

    Wow.

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Safety tip:

    Bring flats of water & a kiddie pool to fill up with ice.

    Great to cool off in & your beverages will be more refreshing.

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    Red face Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Safety tip:

    Wear pasties when wearing a candy bra. You will surely get munched on or someone will throw water on you.

    When wearing the bottom part of the candy bikini, make sure you shaved in the critical areas.

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    Safety tip:

    Baby powder is your best friend when walking a lot.

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Safety tip:

    put a condom on before entering the Sahara tent. avoid the aidz.
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    Wink Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Safety tip:

    More of a courtesy to your camping neighbors.

    Ky gel...no squeakys!

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    PROTIP: the "burgerrito" is somehow even nastier than the name sounds

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    LOL!

    Safety tip:

    Yes, avoid the Burgeritto booth!!

    Its total shit!!

    We need more food tips! Especially the worse food you've eaten at Coachella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    Safety tip:

    Wear pasties when wearing a candy bra. You will surely get munched on or someone will throw water on you.

    When wearing the bottom part of the candy bikini, make sure you shaved in the critical areas.

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Bring Immodium. It will save your life. (for diarrhea)

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    safety tip: avoid the girl with no shirt and marijuana leaf painted on her nipples..she will bite your dick..hahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memorial_07 View Post
    Safety tip:

    Baby powder is your best friend when walking a lot.
    AMEN!!!!!!! Oh im so glad i figured this one out early on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zenidogx View Post
    Safety tip:

    put a condom on before entering the Sahara tent. avoid the aidz.
    A condom doesn't keep the AIDZ NEEDLEZ from poking you, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eskamo951 View Post
    A condom doesn't keep the AIDZ NEEDLEZ from poking you, though.
    ok bring a meatal comdom then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coachella Bound View Post
    AMEN!!!!!!! Oh im so glad i figured this one out early on.
    seriously that shit will save your life

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    Wet Wipes
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    Go vegetarian! Maybe a little seafood for some protein, but if you stick to the non-meat food items not only will you save money but your digestive system will surely thank you.

    Tempeh, falafel, veggie rice, veggie wraps, smoothies etc...way more of what you need than a fuckin Burgeritto...yuck.

    Non-food related...designate meeting places. Not general areas like by the food court but literally go to it and say if we get lost let's meet right HERE kind of thing. Especially necessary at night.
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    PROTIP: if you see a gigantic whirling trash tornado, stay very still. It can sense movement. And smell fear.

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Bees can smell fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Bees can smell fear.
    And hats


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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    safety tip #1 = reapply your sunblock

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    if you're bringing a backpack pack of a roll of toilet paper

    at one point last year i was regarded as a saint handing out T.P. to hot chicks freaking out at the disgusting manor of the porta pottys

    it weas also nice to have when i was suffering from hay fever all day friday and my eyes were watering like nobodies business

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    Safety Tip:
    Bring some type of flag or notice landmarks by your tent when camping.... its a lot easier to find your way to bed late at night after drinking/smoking

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    When using the on site shiters, throw down a big wad of toilet paper first.
    This absorbs the impact which lessons the chances of splash back.

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    don't drink before sundown. less heat=less dehydration.

    FANNYPACK! i know it sounds lame, but it saves you some back pain if you carry your shit around your hips rather than in a big heavy purse (ladies) and it frees up your hands to dance around. plus, i got like rugburn or something on my shoulder from my purse strap. i'm in the process of looking for a fairly cute fannypack (if one exists...)

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    beware of the huge pit thats going to break out when Leonard Cohen sings "Hey Thats no way to say Goodbye"
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    beware of the huge pit thats going to break out when Leonard Cohen sings "Hey Thats no way to say Goodbye"
    ha. hahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gooftroop View Post
    Go vegetarian! Maybe a little seafood for some protein, but if you stick to the non-meat food items not only will you save money but your digestive system will surely thank you.

    Tempeh, falafel, veggie rice, veggie wraps, smoothies etc...way more of what you need than a fuckin Burgeritto...yuck.

    Non-food related...designate meeting places. Not general areas like by the food court but literally go to it and say if we get lost let's meet right HERE kind of thing. Especially necessary at night.
    just eat some regular chicken and your digestive system will be fine

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    This is my safety tip!

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