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    Red face SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Safety tip:

    Don't bring beef jerky. The hot weather & the packaged meat will give you the major shits!!

    True story

    But if you want to lose 20lbs. In 3 days, go for it.

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    So you decided to take your post from another thread and turn it into a whole new thread?

    Wow.

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Safety tip:

    Bring flats of water & a kiddie pool to fill up with ice.

    Great to cool off in & your beverages will be more refreshing.

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    Safety tip:

    Wear pasties when wearing a candy bra. You will surely get munched on or someone will throw water on you.

    When wearing the bottom part of the candy bikini, make sure you shaved in the critical areas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    Safety tip:

    Wear pasties when wearing a candy bra. You will surely get munched on or someone will throw water on you.

    When wearing the bottom part of the candy bikini, make sure you shaved in the critical areas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    Safety tip:

    Wear pasties when wearing a candy bra. You will surely get munched on or someone will throw water on you.

    When wearing the bottom part of the candy bikini, make sure you shaved in the critical areas.
    is this for real? who else is going to need to know this besides you?
    ...and you already know, sooo.....
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    Safety tip:

    Baby powder is your best friend when walking a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memorial_07 View Post
    Safety tip:

    Baby powder is your best friend when walking a lot.
    AMEN!!!!!!! Oh im so glad i figured this one out early on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coachella Bound View Post
    AMEN!!!!!!! Oh im so glad i figured this one out early on.
    seriously that shit will save your life

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    Safety tip:

    put a condom on before entering the Sahara tent. avoid the aidz.
    Mazxy star was nice and dreamy robightm crowd wouldn't follow no photo request. First time in the green room. Mmm free beer and wine.glad I got to see them Cruz I missed Coachella 3012

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    Wink Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    Safety tip:

    More of a courtesy to your camping neighbors.

    Ky gel...no squeakys!

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    PROTIP: the "burgerrito" is somehow even nastier than the name sounds

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenidogx View Post
    Safety tip:

    put a condom on before entering the Sahara tent. avoid the aidz.
    A condom doesn't keep the AIDZ NEEDLEZ from poking you, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eskamo951 View Post
    A condom doesn't keep the AIDZ NEEDLEZ from poking you, though.
    ok bring a meatal comdom then

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    Default Re: SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

    LOL!

    Safety tip:

    Yes, avoid the Burgeritto booth!!

    Its total shit!!

    We need more food tips! Especially the worse food you've eaten at Coachella.

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    Bring Immodium. It will save your life. (for diarrhea)

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    safety tip: avoid the girl with no shirt and marijuana leaf painted on her nipples..she will bite your dick..hahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by FC1685 View Post
    safety tip: avoid the girl with no shirt and marijuana leaf painted on her nipples..she will bite your dick..hahahha
    I will make sure to follow this tip!

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    Go vegetarian! Maybe a little seafood for some protein, but if you stick to the non-meat food items not only will you save money but your digestive system will surely thank you.

    Tempeh, falafel, veggie rice, veggie wraps, smoothies etc...way more of what you need than a fuckin Burgeritto...yuck.

    Non-food related...designate meeting places. Not general areas like by the food court but literally go to it and say if we get lost let's meet right HERE kind of thing. Especially necessary at night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gooftroop View Post
    Go vegetarian! Maybe a little seafood for some protein, but if you stick to the non-meat food items not only will you save money but your digestive system will surely thank you.

    Tempeh, falafel, veggie rice, veggie wraps, smoothies etc...way more of what you need than a fuckin Burgeritto...yuck.

    Non-food related...designate meeting places. Not general areas like by the food court but literally go to it and say if we get lost let's meet right HERE kind of thing. Especially necessary at night.
    just eat some regular chicken and your digestive system will be fine

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    This is my safety tip!

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    rent a locker. they are worth every penny.

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    Safety Tip #47 -

    Do NOT look directly into the Sahara.



    But stare at the Sun all you want



    And if you accidentally shrink yourself to the height of a chipmunk, know that its only the "cold medicine" talking and that it will pass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthisto View Post
    Safety Tip #47 -

    Do NOT look directly into the Sahara.


    some random dude at ULTRAFEST gave me a pair of 3d "like" glasses and it was AMAZING, especially with the david guetta concert going on. Would anyone know where I can get a pair of those at? I am hoping there is a vender at coachella that will be selling them so I can buy them thursday night before the festivities start on friday-sunday.
    it's better to live as if there are no "do-overs," so that you won't need one. I thought I'd share this with you, to work in the bits about fear, mistakes, and how precious today's opportunities are.

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    I AM Coachella on FB

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    PROTIP: if you see a gigantic whirling trash tornado, stay very still. It can sense movement. And smell fear.

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    Bees can smell fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Bees can smell fear.
    And hats


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravingmad View Post
    And hats

    I think I saw that, it made me quissy. Was it the sweat or what?? Yuck
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