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    So I'm enjoying a few tangerines and loving the citrus explosion on my taste buds when BAM! I chew on a seed.

    Sometimes, you get that rare retarded one with seeds. The fuck is that all about. Those horticulturists need to shape the fuck up.

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    yeah. they should add some fucking scorpion DNA to those, like they do to tomatoes. scorpions don't have seeds.

    GM foods are gross.

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    i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.
    That's deep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.
    Are you Jack Handey?

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    I like me some tangerines
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    haha...jack handey...is that that painter dude?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    So I'm enjoying a few tangerines and loving the citrus explosion on my taste buds when BAM! I chew on a seed.

    Sometimes, you get that rare retarded one with seeds. The fuck is that all about. Those horticulturists need to shape the fuck up.

    And you have to squeeze them out, leaving said tangerine considerably less juicy.

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    i'm just a supporter of tangerines in their natural form, the way God intended them to be, man.

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    try clementines, problem solved

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    problem absolutely not solved! clementines have seeds too.

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    Default Re: Tangerines piss me off sometimes

    orange juice, then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    orange juice, then
    But then that's no fun. The peeling, the citrus mist that gets in the air during the peeling process, and the citrus explosion in one's mouth are not felt with juice.

    Juice is so... final.

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    learn to swallow the seed and let it germinate in your tummy. yummy

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    Default Re: Tangerines piss me off sometimes

    soju do you also insist on seedless watermelon?

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    Default Re: Tangerines piss me off sometimes

    I have this bi-weekly fruit delivery service, and I am totally switching to tangelos when they're in season. My current choices are big fat (bitter) oranges, tangerines, and kumquats (which honestly just scare me due to the name). Have any of you actually eaten (and liked) a kumquat?

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    hehehe.... KUMquat... snicker

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    yes, those suckers are tiny. i eat the skin and all. refreshing.

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    Default Re: Tangerines piss me off sometimes

    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    hehehe.... KUMquat... snicker
    Ino right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    soju do you also insist on seedless watermelon?
    Anti-seed on all fruit.

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    you know, without the seeds, these fruits would not exist for you to enjoy. isnt it fucked up for a seed to produce something seedless?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    Anti-seed on all fruit.
    Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    you know, without the seeds, these fruits would not exist for you to enjoy. isnt it fucked up for a seed to produce something seedless?
    True, but I'll let the horticulturists figure it all out. I just want seedless fruit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedzilla View Post
    Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?
    No because olive pits don't interfere the harmony of one's chewing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedzilla View Post
    Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?
    olives>tangerines

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    Avocados are the best, since their seeds can become fatal weapons in the right hands.
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    Strawberries gots seeds all over em. You got it against them too?

    And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

    By that rationale, hookers are among the most powerful people on earth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Good Days Last View Post

    And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....
    rabbits duh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Good Days Last View Post
    And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....
    Arn't carrots a root? I would look it up but I don't want to.

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