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    Okay....i have powers of deduction, so I can sometimes figure out things...

    Monklish today posted that she was surprised to see a big name band missing from the lineup in front of the Killers...she also said that there would be one repeat play, and two non american headliners with one american headliner....following this logic Cure is a non american repeat, McCartney is a non american newb....that means we are missing an American newb headliner that she thinks will be added...

    With this in mind two bands pop into my head to replace the Killers as the saturday headliner: White Stripes or the Strokes

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    hgaha god whyyyyyyyy isnt this oooverrrrrr
    as predicted by nostradamus

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    Way too similar. There has to be a curveball...

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    Quote Originally Posted by benhur View Post
    Okay....i have powers of deduction, so I can sometimes figure out things...

    Monklish today posted that she was surprised to see a big name band missing from the lineup in front of the Killers...she also said that there would be one repeat play, and two non american headliners with one american headliner....following this logic Cure is a non american repeat, McCartney is a non american newb....that means we are missing an American newb headliner that she thinks will be added...

    With this in mind two bands pop into my head to replace the Killers as the saturday headliner: White Stripes or the Strokes

    You. Are. Hilarious. Done with your theories? Maybe I should update the blog and put this instead to let you get flamed.

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    Monklish =
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    really, monklish was surprised there was a big name missing saturday?????


    and he is the only one??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by benhur View Post
    Okay....i have powers of deduction, so I can sometimes figure out things...

    Monklish today posted that she was surprised to see a big name band missing from the lineup in front of the Killers...she also said that there would be one repeat play, and two non american headliners with one american headliner....following this logic Cure is a non american repeat, McCartney is a non american newb....that means we are missing an American newb headliner that she thinks will be added...

    With this in mind two bands pop into my head to replace the Killers as the saturday headliner: White Stripes or the Strokes
    Hello!*


    *You suck shit.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    bring it on

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    According to Monklish, that rash isn't going to just "go away." Tough breaks, kid.

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    I love that people still refer to Monklish as a she.

    Especially because female pronouns can't possibly communicate how fem Monk really is.
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    Let's see... there's 8 letters in "Monklish"... 8 turned sideways is the sign for infinity... infinity is kinda like forever... Neil Young sang "Forever Young" with Bob Dylan...

    OMG IT'S BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    You. Are. Hilarious. Done with your theories? Maybe I should update the blog and put this instead to let you get flamed.
    You're so fucking weird and creepy
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    My Boring Valentine.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    The obvious American headliner that is causing all the trouble is Outkast.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    ha...i wish. please monklish drop some insight on us! save us monk!

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    It's:


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    isnt killers a newb at headlining and american?
    fail
    07-??

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    Enough of this according to Monklish babble!!

    I get my info........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tosh0 View Post
    isnt killers a newb at headlining and american?
    fail
    that culd be true-
    but maybe Monklish threw that remark about being surprised to fuck w/people,granted Monklish knew something else we didnt all along.

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    still thinks armin and chem bros may be getting added...

    HOPE

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    I hate hearing this shit because it makes me anticipate someone amazing and I'll have to go through the same ordeal of waiting again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memorial_07 View Post
    I hate hearing this shit because it makes me anticipate someone amazing and I'll have to go through the same ordeal of waiting again
    why do that to yourself?
    '99-'11...

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    I get too antsy and though I know not believe a lot of stuff I hear, I still can't help it especially when it comes to the lineup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    The obvious American headliner that is causing all the trouble is Outkast.
    i pray for this every minute
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