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    Default Jesus Christ to play at Coachella.

    After careful consideration of certain scriptures, I have deduced that Christ himself will be playing at Coachella.

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    well at least its not a post about smuggling booze or drugs

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    so Daft Punk is returning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    well at least its not a post about smuggling booze or drugs
    True.

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    ok guys, who's smuggling the booze and drugs?

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    EVERYONE ATTENDING COACHELLA IT SEEMS!

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    Good. It's always nice to have more black artists.

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    No, Jesus was batman...

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    No no no no no , that was Bruce Wayne...

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    I like Jesus a lot. It's just his fan club I don't have much time for...

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    Pick up and read the Bible for yourself. dont go off the fan club. the fan club is made up of people. people are far from perfect as im sure you will agree. i sure aint. then you can make up your own mind. http://www.christian-faith.com/index.html - it opened up my mind. cher bro.

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    I hear Jesus Christ and Tom Morello are gonna have a solo-off..... see who can melt whose face first

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Peel is My Co-pilot View Post
    I like Jesus a lot. It's just his fan club I don't have much time for...
    My sentiments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Peel is My Co-pilot View Post
    I like Jesus a lot. It's just his fan club I don't have much time for...
    i couldnt agree with you more.

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    Default Re: Jesus Christ to play at Coachella.

    i seen jesus at bonaroo last year.

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    how much he get paid for this

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    Unless he's reuniting with God and the Holy Spirit, it's not really the same, is it?

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    Jesus built my hot-rod. It's a love affair; me and my car.
    Whatca Say - Whatcha Say - Whatcha Say - Wha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A((wake)) View Post
    Jesus built my hot-rod. It's a love affair; me and my car.
    I believe you meant to say "Jesus built my car. It's a love affair; mainly Jesus and my hot rod." But I certainly appreciate the sentiment from my favorite song ever...

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    Don't fuck with the Jesus
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    and, Jesus Built my Hot Rod is a song by Ministry with Gibby Haines
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    I heard it's just an acoustic set.

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    Sorry, but Jesus died with the rest of the branch dividians in Waco.
    I go to shows and festivals.
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    Default Re: Jesus Christ to play at Coachella.

    i don't know if they'll add him or not, but i hear he gives out free food at his shows.

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    If he can turn the bottled water into wine, he gets my vote - and fish in breadcrumbs - yummy!

    Maybe he could just do the catering. I heard his new album sucks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fac429 View Post
    I believe you meant to say "Jesus built my car. It's a love affair; mainly Jesus and my hot rod." But I certainly appreciate the sentiment from my favorite song ever...
    I knew it wasn't spot on but you'd get the jist.

    I haven't heard that song in ages, so there was no way I was going to remember anything besides "ring a ding dang my dang along ling long.."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evanz0rz View Post
    I hear Jesus Christ and Tom Morello are gonna have a solo-off..... see who can melt whose face first
    Morello would totally kill christ
    threw you the obvious, and you flew with it on your back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fac429 View Post
    Unless he's reuniting with God and the Holy Spirit, it's not really the same, is it?
    I just lost my shit and started laughing out loud after reading this!! Having to explain the post to the Fan Club President next to me was uncomfortable but enjoyable!!

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    He'd be a big draw. I'd want to slip the god people an E-bomb.

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    meh... I'de probobly check him out... could be pretty good.

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