Jesus Christ to play at Coachella.

**funky monk** · 02-11-2007, 01:59 PM

After careful consideration of certain scriptures, I have deduced that Christ himself will be playing at Coachella.

vinylmartyr · 02-11-2007, 02:02 PM

well at least its not a post about smuggling booze or drugs

**summerkid** · 02-11-2007, 02:03 PM

so Daft Punk is returning?

**woogie846** · 02-11-2007, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by vinylmartyr

well at least its not a post about smuggling booze or drugs

True.

**funky monk** · 02-11-2007, 02:10 PM

ok guys, who's smuggling the booze and drugs?

vinylmartyr · 02-11-2007, 02:15 PM

EVERYONE ATTENDING COACHELLA IT SEEMS!

**DeltaSigChi4** · 02-11-2007, 08:14 PM

Good. It's always nice to have more black artists.

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**Tomasz** · 02-12-2007, 12:44 AM

No, Jesus was batman...

**John Peel is My Co-pilot** · 02-12-2007, 01:10 AM

No no no no no , that was Bruce Wayne...

**John Peel is My Co-pilot** · 02-12-2007, 01:11 AM

I like Jesus a lot. It's just his fan club I don't have much time for...

**New Zealand** · 02-12-2007, 01:35 AM

Pick up and read the Bible for yourself. dont go off the fan club. the fan club is made up of people. people are far from perfect as im sure you will agree. i sure aint. then you can make up your own mind. http://www.christian-faith.com/index.html - it opened up my mind. cher bro.

**Evanz0rz** · 02-12-2007, 04:48 AM

I hear Jesus Christ and Tom Morello are gonna have a solo-off..... see who can melt whose face first

**SojuGorae** · 02-12-2007, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by John Peel is My Co-pilot

I like Jesus a lot. It's just his fan club I don't have much time for...

My sentiments.

**kimery08** · 02-12-2007, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by John Peel is My Co-pilot

I like Jesus a lot. It's just his fan club I don't have much time for...

i couldnt agree with you more.

**elChurro** · 02-12-2007, 02:59 PM

i seen jesus at bonaroo last year.

**kaeso** · 02-12-2007, 03:00 PM

how much he get paid for this

**fac429** · 02-12-2007, 03:06 PM

Unless he's reuniting with God and the Holy Spirit, it's not really the same, is it?

**A((wake))** · 02-12-2007, 03:07 PM

Jesus built my hot-rod. It's a love affair; me and my car.

**fac429** · 02-12-2007, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by A((wake))

Jesus built my hot-rod. It's a love affair; me and my car.

I believe you meant to say "Jesus built my car. It's a love affair; mainly Jesus and my hot rod." But I certainly appreciate the sentiment from my favorite song ever...

**bmack86** · 02-12-2007, 03:41 PM

Don't fuck with the Jesus

**bmack86** · 02-12-2007, 03:41 PM

and, Jesus Built my Hot Rod is a song by Ministry with Gibby Haines

**M Sparks** · 02-12-2007, 04:05 PM

I heard it's just an acoustic set.

**rideincircles** · 02-12-2007, 11:00 PM

Sorry, but Jesus died with the rest of the branch dividians in Waco.

**corpathina** · 02-12-2007, 11:39 PM

i don't know if they'll add him or not, but i hear he gives out free food at his shows.

**sonofhal** · 02-12-2007, 11:44 PM

If he can turn the bottled water into wine, he gets my vote - and fish in breadcrumbs - yummy!

Maybe he could just do the catering. I heard his new album sucks!

**A((wake))** · 02-13-2007, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by fac429

I believe you meant to say "Jesus built my car. It's a love affair; mainly Jesus and my hot rod." But I certainly appreciate the sentiment from my favorite song ever...

I knew it wasn't spot on but you'd get the jist.

I haven't heard that song in ages, so there was no way I was going to remember anything besides "ring a ding dang my dang along ling long.."

**farmer dan** · 02-13-2007, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Evanz0rz

I hear Jesus Christ and Tom Morello are gonna have a solo-off..... see who can melt whose face first

Morello would totally kill christ

**RandyinPhila** · 02-13-2007, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by fac429

Unless he's reuniting with God and the Holy Spirit, it's not really the same, is it?

I just lost my shit and started laughing out loud after reading this!! Having to explain the post to the Fan Club President next to me was uncomfortable but enjoyable!!

**boarderwoozel3** · 02-13-2007, 08:11 PM

He'd be a big draw. I'd want to slip the god people an E-bomb.

**smokealotapotamus** · 02-13-2007, 11:26 PM

meh... I'de probobly check him out... could be pretty good.

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