Vegetarians Have Better Sex: The Conspiracy

[cansei de ser sexme]

If we're supposed to be vegetarians why did god make animals out of meat?

mmm. meat. mmm.

hahahhahaha

[TomAz]

Whenever I see a nature video of lions, I think they should be more like giraffes or gazelles.

[Boourns]

fuck Peta

i'm not a vegetarian and have no desire to try the lifestyle. Giving me reasons why I shouldn't eat meat is like the church shunning kids for being gay. Only going to make me want that sweet sweet sinful meat even more



if your having trouble eating meat, just think of it as "consuming the animal's soul"

I enjoy traveling and eating unique new animals. I've had kangaroo, cobra, frogs, tarantulas, cockroaches. i look forward to camel when I visit the middle east

this reminds me of a story from my trip to Vietnam. The guys we were eating our cobra meal with (which was phenominal, best meal i've ever had) told us about this little place in Ho Chi Minh city where you can eat monkey brains. Apparently you sit at a table with a hole in the middle. a live monkey is brought in and placed up through the table. the waiters come over, bash the monkey to death with clubs, cut the skull off and salt the brains. they stick a spoon in and you eat it just like that, indiana jones style.

As interested as I was to try monkey brains, the bashing was too much. I would not want to see that

[BlackSwan]

whynotsmile, I suppose if you enjoyed eating babies you should do that too.

Tomaz, I have nothing against eating meat for survival. I never said that.

[Hannahrain]

Giving me reasons why I shouldn't eat meat is like the church shunning kids for being gay

It's absolutely nothing like that. There's a pretty huge, cavernous difference between thinking people shouldn't need to kill to feed themselves and thinking someone is going to hell because of what they do with other people behind closed doors. Uninformed analogizing is just as obnoxious as militant vegetarianism.

[Pixiessp]

I can't remember the last time i ate meat. love fish though,and cheese.

Eggs kinda weird me out. What am I?

[whynotsmile99]

mmmmmmmmmmm

[BlackSwan]

militant vegetarianism.

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*my posting of this image in no way condones the actions of the ALF.

[BlackSwan]

mmmmmmmmmmm

You know that saying... "You are what you eat"? It's true.

[Hannahrain]

I can't remember the last time i ate meat. love fish though,and cheese.

Eggs kinda weird me out. What am I?

Lacto-pescetarian. Eggs shouldn't really be a factor here (unless you're differentiating between vegetarianism and veganism, which you aren't) because they're infertile and are essentially chicken menses. Delicious, delicious chicken menses.

There's a dotted red line under veganism because the computer doesn't think it's a thing.

[TomAz]

It's absolutely nothing like that. There's a pretty huge, cavernous difference between thinking people shouldn't need to kill to feed themselves and thinking someone is going to hell because of what they do with other people behind closed doors. Uninformed analogizing is just as obnoxious as militant vegetarianism.

but the celery!! that's a living thing too!! speciesist.

[Hannahrain]

I only eat rocks, Tom.

[BlackSwan]

Stay away from my pet rock, Hannah.

[Pixiessp]

Lacto-pescetarian. Eggs shouldn't really be a factor here (unless you're differentiating between vegetarianism and veganism, which you aren't) because they're infertile and are essentially chicken menses. Delicious, delicious chicken menses.

There's a dotted red line under veganism because the computer doesn't think it's a thing.

Wow!! I'm gonna put that on my business card. Thanks Hannah.

[whynotsmile99]

You know that saying... "You are what you eat"? It's true.

i'm rubber your glue
whatever you say bounces off me
and sticks to you




i'm a chicken, your a carrot. we both suck

[BlackSwan]

Comma for emphasis, punk.

[Mr.Nipples]

remember when that ALF member blew himself and a few of his cronies up trying to set that charge in a cosmetic testing laboratory...hilarious...

[one2fast]

mmmmmmmmmmm

ahh god wats the fuk is that?
after seeing this im rly considering goin vegetarian
u just ruined delicious meat for me thanks

[TomAz]

I've had chicken feet before. too bony, too much work for my taste.

[cansei de ser sexme]

One time i was at a restaurant with those carts going around and i didnt see that it was chicken feet until she put it on the table and marked the card. I tried it.

[whynotsmile99]

it's chicken feet, a very common dish served in Chinese joints, very commonly during Dim Sum. taste good, but it's all bone obviously. its really just tasty skin

[Pixiessp]

it's chicken feet, a very common dish served in Chinese joints, very commonly during Dim Sum. taste good, but it's all bone obviously. its really just tasty skin

Gross!!

[TomAz]

dim sum though. mmm. pork balls fried in fat and wrapped in chewy goodness. mmm.

[boarderwoozel3]

I'm going to go ahead and say that eating meat or not isn't the biggest factor in how well you fuck/screw/make love/whatever you're into. The one vegan I've come across didn't help your cause... just saying...

[whynotsmile99]

I'm going to go ahead and say that eating meat or not isn't the biggest factor in how well you fuck/screw/make love/whatever you're into. The one vegan I've come across didn't help your cause... just saying...

hehehhe "come across"
hehe

[SLMEJOR]

Vegetarians might have better sex but carnivores get beef curtains.







I'm sorry, I had to.

[Mr.Nipples]

its been done

[wmgaretjax]

The reality is, those statistics are skewed towards mass farmed, nationally distributed meat. If you eat meat, support local and organic goods. It's insanely better for the environment and your local economy.

I had a huge realization about this mass meat production/environmental concerns when I was in Italy. Riding the trains I kept seeing massive corn fields, and I had realized I hadn't eaten corn once while I was there. It was all for feed... Yikes.

That said, I'm not a huge meat eater, mostly white meat and fish from time to time. But I could not go without my dairy. I like cheese way too much.

[BeHereNOW]

I'm pretty sure better sex involves bacon in some capacity.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25923

altough after eating this monster you will definitely have to call 911 for rezuzitation for jezuz christ

[cansei de ser sexme]

So no more bacon explosion sausages?

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25923

altough after eating this monster you will definitely have to call 911 for rezuzitation for jezuz christ

little late to the bacon explosion party yet again...