Boring

[PotVsKtl]

Boring.

[algunz]

Totally boring.

[Bosco]

I might as well be snoring.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Not sure if you saw Bosco, but you were the featured member on the Coach home page earlier today.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Go Fuck Yourself

[algunz]

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't. But if I could, I totally would and that would be awesome.

[fasttrack]

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't. But if I could, I totally would and that would be awesome.

O RLY?

[Jon Blazed]

[Young blood]

Ingredients:

The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix


TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion dude. One billion trillion.

[thefunkylama]

that's kind of amazing.

[captncrzy]

Ingredients:

The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix


TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion dude. One billion trillion.

FUCK YEAH!

[mountmccabe]

That isn't to scale and also it looks hideous and inedible.

[mountmccabe]

I was reading the ingredients thinking, hey, this could be a cool presentation of snack food. Wrong.

[Young blood]

Please elaborate on how you would construct it differently. Im currently in the bidding process and looking for general contractor/chef to build my arena of gluttony.

[tessalasset]

Also, how is that not to scale? It's a camera phone pic.

[amyzzz]

There's someone standing in the background.

[tessalasset]

which made it to scale for me.

[kreutz2112]

Also, how is that not to scale? It's a camera phone pic.

well to start off, 15 does not equal 22

[PotVsKtl]

Additionally, a real football stadium is considerably larger than a repulsive pile of filth.

[amyzzz]

which made it to scale for me.

Right. I'm agreeing with you.

[boarderwoozel3]

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285

How did Americans get that fat-ass stereotype?

Do. Not. Want.

[Jon Blazed]

dibs on the slim jims

[thefunkylama]

i believe john means that vienna sausages are not accurate representations of players on a football field.

[SoulDischarge]

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

[captncrzy]

They gotta come up with a different foundation; twinkies and guac are useless together.

Maybe White Castles...

[Bosco]

Not sure if you saw Bosco, but you were the featured member on the Coach home page earlier today.

damn, i missed it! My 5 mins of fame have come and gone without me even noticing it.

Do I get a prize?

Oh look at that, a new homepage, how nice

[JelloPuddingChat]

Oh sweet. And a countdown

[kitt kat]

I saw that guac field on a commercial for avocados last night. Hahaha. It was much healthier looking than that

[kitt kat]

found it. might have to make it for the guys on sunday.

http://www.avocadocentral.com/recipe...d-of-Guacamole