The Identity Of Monklish Revealed...

[pancakespancakes]

They should try building a raft. Worked in Cast Away. Not for the volleyball, though.

[ShyGuy75]

please tell me you are kidding

[pancakespancakes]

please tell me you are kidding

No I'm not. Wilson dies in the end.

[Blinken]

i do find it to be awfully convenient that now that supre=monklish has become part of the public discourse, everyone here with more than 1k posts is like "oh yeah, I totally knew that...you didn't? omg" Yet before chris said anything, no one called it, anywhere...

really guys?

really?

to quote daniela

"you guys are really annoying"

Yeah, someone told a few of the people on here a few weeks ago. I didn't totally believe it because of the source. I also didn't feel like being in the middle of everything so I kept quiet about it.

[menikmati]

I've known it a long time...I've told people in chat before. No one listens though...

[All That I Am]

I found out this week ,but i didn't think it mattered.

[Pixiessp]

No I'm not. Wilson dies in the end.

LMAO!!

[indietron]

I thought this was old news...

[matsuolost]

No I'm not. Wilson dies in the end.

hahahha stupid ass!

[thestripe]

Supre has to feel real proud about what he does on the internets.

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

So, we know Monklish = Suprefan...

the REAL question : is all that he posted Bullshit just to mess with us or is there some reality to it?

[pancakespancakes]

What was so incriminating? The lack of curse words? I'm kind of like the people in that TV show right now.

[PotVsKtl]

the REAL question

Jesus Christ you're just insatiable. Do you get some freaky erotic pleasure from being impervious to your surroundings? Nobody knows shit.

[Boourns]

I've known it a long time...I've told people in chat before. No one listens though...

Nobody ever told me and I'm in chat every night...

I had my suspicions but I was more leaning towards him being nationocean.

[RotationSlimWang]

Nation actually works for GV. Wouldn't be prudent to go starting a blog.

Only reason I know that is I remember within the first two days of him being on the board Dani had changed him member title to Whiney Pain In Butt, which solidifies a little familiarity.

I had no idea until tonight, but mostly because who the fuck could really care? Every time someone posted something from Monklish I was like, "Jesus Christ, who is this whiny little douchebag claiming to know things that sound so disgustingly implausible. Who could possibly be so willfully and self-righteously full of shit, pretending like they have some kind of inside scoop when there's no way anyone would want to talk to them?"

Admittedly, finding out that it was Supre made those questions seem almost rhetorical in the "Oh shit, obvious" nature of the true answer. But it's just comforting to me to know that despite all the rumor and conjecture and horseshit that goes around... pretty much none of these people talking smack know a goddamn thing.

GV: We Keep This Shit Tight Like Buttcheeks.

[BlackSwan]

I thought this was old news...

to people who gave a shit who monklish was... i honestly was hoping sasha had taught supre something and he was talking a break. to all the people who knew and didn't post it regularly... randy has your balls for you when you want them back.

[kitt kat]

THAT'S why he's been gone.

What a fucktard.

[RotationSlimWang]

Seriously. If you douchebags knew that THAT douchebag had been pretending to be SOME OTHER douchebag this whole time and never opened your mouths to call him out on being a fucking fraud--calling himself "Monklish Jones," no less--then you're all equally culpable as the fraud himself. Wusses.

What I really want out of all this though is for some of you dorks to take up the proper mantle of spamming the Monklish blog with TheLastGreatMan's face.

[thestripe]

randy has your balls for you when you want them back.

In his mouth. *nu board stripe*

[BlackSwan]

I think "Monklish Jones" is his fedora-wearing alter ego.

[RotationSlimWang]

The only thing "monklish" about Supre is the 26 years of chastity.

[thestripe]

and the round fatty face.

[RotationSlimWang]

I've never heard of a Guatemalan monk though. Usually we just call them migrant workers.

[Boourns]

Hahaha, awesome. Randy wins at the internet this week.

[kitt kat]

The only thing "monklish" about Supre is the 26 years of chastity.

[pancakespancakes]

I'm still

[SoulDischarge]

Yawn.

[bballarl]

Chris, this is so pathetic that I don't even know what to say. You are really that desperate for attention? My goodness.

[Mr.Nipples]

i hollowed out an old plastic vibrator tonite, and managed to fit in the innards a small, dated, miniature projector in the shaft. i call it...THE THRILL-DO

[ivankay]

i hollowed out an old plastic vibrator tonite, and managed to fit in the innards a small, dated, miniature projector in the shaft. i call it...THE THRILL-DO

Don't forget to patent this. Money's gonna be falling from the skies (maybe thighs would be better).