THIS IS WHY THERE'S NO LINEUP!

[kitt kat]

They just want us to all show up on the first day of Coachella and read this on giant signs as the weekend's lineup!

COACHELLA 09: CURATED BY THE BOY IN THE PURPLE HOLY FUCK SHIRT

FRIDAY:
KILLERS - Mainstage
BRITNEY SPEARS - in the tent
TOM CRUISE/SEAN PENN - spoken word @ Outdoor Theatre
YO GABBA GABBA - Mojave, all day
KOREAN KARAOKE - Gobi, all day, $10 cover charge, 21+

SATURDAY
KILLERS as ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS - Mainstage
TOM CRUISE spinning as DJ XENU - in the tent
'NSYNC reunion show - Mojave
HANNAH MONTANA - Gobi
an afternoon with MORGAN FREEMAN - Outdoor Theatre

SUNDAY
KILLERS doing AUDIENCE REQUESTS - Mainstage
JACK JOHNSON AND FRIENDS - Outdoor Theatre (w/ free banana pancakes!)
WILL IT BLEND? - in the tent
WIZARD OF OZ SING ALONE - Gobi, all day
SUPER MARIO TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - Mojave

[Boourns]

WILL IT BLEND?

Ahaha, that's epic.

[frozen pilgrim]

dude, I'd still go to sunday.
maybe saturday, too

[patricksw]

They just want us to all show up on the first day of Coachella and read this on giant signs as the weekend's lineup!

COACHELLA 09: CURATED BY THE BOY IN THE PURPLE HOLY FUCK SHIRT

FRIDAY:
KILLERS - Mainstage
BRITNEY SPEARS - in the tent
TOM CRUISE/SEAN PENN - spoken word @ Outdoor Theatre
YO GABBA GABBA - Mojave, all day
KOREAN KARAOKE - Gobi, all day, $10 cover charge, 21+

SATURDAY
KILLERS as ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS - Mainstage
TOM CRUISE spinning as DJ XENU - in the tent
'NSYNC reunion show - Mojave
HANNAH MONTANA - Gobi
an afternoon with MORGAN FREEMAN - Outdoor Theatre

SUNDAY
KILLERS doing AUDIENCE REQUESTS - Mainstage
JACK JOHNSON AND FRIENDS - Outdoor Theatre (w/ free banana pancakes!)
WILL IT BLEND? - in the tent
WIZARD OF OZ SING ALONE - Gobi, all day
SUPER MARIO TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - Mojave

LOL!!!! Ever since that ass shot in Bucket List, I've had an itch for Morgan Freeman I haven't been able to scratch.

[rage patton]

WILL IT BLEND?

Ahaha, that's epic.

That is my favorite too. I would watch that.

Also, Yo Gabba Gabba ALL DAY in the Mojave sounds amazing.

[beavington]

its funny if this was written by a "lurker" you would all be asshurt right now bitching about pointless threads...too funny.

[AlecEiffel]

I would go to that.

[matsuolost]

but wheres holy fuck?

[amidoingitrite]

i accidentally the whole line up

[kitt kat]

GV should seriously hire me to make the lineup. This would truly be the most Epichella ever.

I mean, Super Mario Tourney? Yes. I'll kick all your asses.

[seandlr]

oh man, thats funny. i would dominate the s. mario tournament

[crazzz2007]

They just want us to all show up on the first day of Coachella and read this on giant signs as the weekend's lineup!

COACHELLA 09: CURATED BY THE BOY IN THE PURPLE HOLY FUCK SHIRT

FRIDAY:
KILLERS - Mainstage
BRITNEY SPEARS - in the tent
TOM CRUISE/SEAN PENN - spoken word @ Outdoor Theatre
YO GABBA GABBA - Mojave, all day
KOREAN KARAOKE - Gobi, all day, $10 cover charge, 21+

SATURDAY
KILLERS as ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS - Mainstage
TOM CRUISE spinning as DJ XENU - in the tent
'NSYNC reunion show - Mojave
HANNAH MONTANA - Gobi
an afternoon with MORGAN FREEMAN - Outdoor Theatre

SUNDAY
KILLERS doing AUDIENCE REQUESTS - Mainstage
JACK JOHNSON AND FRIENDS - Outdoor Theatre (w/ free banana pancakes!)
WILL IT BLEND? - in the tent
WIZARD OF OZ SING ALONE - Gobi, all day
SUPER MARIO TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - Mojave

fuking retard. get the hell out of here.

[kitt kat]

but wheres holy fuck?

They wanted too much money

I would let Boy in the Purple Holy Fuck Shirt explain, but he's been laying pretty low lately trying to avoid KatieLyn. He doesn't have the balls to tell her he's gay.

[SFChrissy]

They wanted too much money

I would let Boy in the Purple Holy Fuck Shirt explain, but he's been laying pretty low lately trying to avoid KatieLyn. He doesn't have the balls to tell her he's gay.

hahahaaaa!!!

[Goodtoknow]

I love the boy with the Purple Holy Fuck shirt! Hopefully he will do a little spoken word from those brilliant books of literature he was so avidly reading last year!!!!!


GET EXCITED FOLKS COACHELLA 2K9!

[amidoingitrite]

wat

[marooko]

its funny if this was written by a "lurker" you would all be asshurt right now bitching about pointless threads...too funny.

point?

I mean, Super Mario Tourney? Yes. I'll kick all your asses.

girl, you bettah rekanize!!

[Leckie]

this just proves that the lineup doesn't matter. most of us would go anyways.

[kitt kat]

girl, you bettah rekanize!!

Man, you're going DOWN in the SMB 3 round. I'll win those mini games like it's no one's business.

[amidoingitrite]

wat

[amyzzz]

Wasn't there already a poster for this somewhere?

[kitt kat]

^There was the Coachella Board festival poster...

But mine's more realistic

[beavington]

point?

make whatever point you would like out of it. it was just a statement.

[Goodtoknow]

Whatever happened to the boy in the Purple Holy Fuck shirt? Did we find him? Did the friend of that one lurker girl ever find her one true love? Gee whiz I hope so....

[amidoingitrite]

you are now hungry

[amidoingitrite]

wat

[marooko]

Man, you're going DOWN in the SMB 3 round. I'll win those mini games like it's no one's business.

you must have not picked up on the FACT that MY name is MARIO!!! I OWN!! im not gonna go easy on you cause you're a girl either.

[ELPOLLOLOCO]

wait for it:

[emtgreg]

hahahha

the killers doing audience requests??

ill totally go to that...

ill bring a lighter and yell..


FREEBIRD

followed immediately by:


SEPPEKU!

[amidoingitrite]