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    Default THIS IS WHY THERE'S NO LINEUP!

    They just want us to all show up on the first day of Coachella and read this on giant signs as the weekend's lineup!

    COACHELLA 09: CURATED BY THE BOY IN THE PURPLE HOLY FUCK SHIRT

    FRIDAY:
    KILLERS - Mainstage
    BRITNEY SPEARS - in the tent
    TOM CRUISE/SEAN PENN - spoken word @ Outdoor Theatre
    YO GABBA GABBA - Mojave, all day
    KOREAN KARAOKE - Gobi, all day, $10 cover charge, 21+

    SATURDAY
    KILLERS as ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS - Mainstage
    TOM CRUISE spinning as DJ XENU - in the tent
    'NSYNC reunion show - Mojave
    HANNAH MONTANA - Gobi
    an afternoon with MORGAN FREEMAN - Outdoor Theatre

    SUNDAY
    KILLERS doing AUDIENCE REQUESTS - Mainstage
    JACK JOHNSON AND FRIENDS - Outdoor Theatre (w/ free banana pancakes!)
    WILL IT BLEND? - in the tent
    WIZARD OF OZ SING ALONE - Gobi, all day
    SUPER MARIO TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - Mojave

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    WILL IT BLEND?

    Ahaha, that's epic.

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    dude, I'd still go to sunday.
    maybe saturday, too

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    They just want us to all show up on the first day of Coachella and read this on giant signs as the weekend's lineup!

    COACHELLA 09: CURATED BY THE BOY IN THE PURPLE HOLY FUCK SHIRT

    FRIDAY:
    KILLERS - Mainstage
    BRITNEY SPEARS - in the tent
    TOM CRUISE/SEAN PENN - spoken word @ Outdoor Theatre
    YO GABBA GABBA - Mojave, all day
    KOREAN KARAOKE - Gobi, all day, $10 cover charge, 21+

    SATURDAY
    KILLERS as ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS - Mainstage
    TOM CRUISE spinning as DJ XENU - in the tent
    'NSYNC reunion show - Mojave
    HANNAH MONTANA - Gobi
    an afternoon with MORGAN FREEMAN - Outdoor Theatre

    SUNDAY
    KILLERS doing AUDIENCE REQUESTS - Mainstage
    JACK JOHNSON AND FRIENDS - Outdoor Theatre (w/ free banana pancakes!)
    WILL IT BLEND? - in the tent
    WIZARD OF OZ SING ALONE - Gobi, all day
    SUPER MARIO TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - Mojave
    LOL!!!! Ever since that ass shot in Bucket List, I've had an itch for Morgan Freeman I haven't been able to scratch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    WILL IT BLEND?

    Ahaha, that's epic.
    That is my favorite too. I would watch that.

    Also, Yo Gabba Gabba ALL DAY in the Mojave sounds amazing.
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    its funny if this was written by a "lurker" you would all be asshurt right now bitching about pointless threads...too funny.
    "It's in the K" - Martha Stewart

    Since the show list is very minimal...
    August 29 // Chemical Brothers w/ Chromeo & Yacht @ Hollywood Bowl
    September 26 // Vampire Weekend w/ Beach House & the Very Best @ Hollywood Bowl
    October 5 // ARCADE FIRE @ Henry Miller Library
    October 13 // Corin Tucker Band @ The El Rey
    (someone should give me Sufjan Stevens tickets, aint got none of those)

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    I would go to that.

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    but wheres holy fuck?
    as predicted by nostradamus

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    i accidentally the whole line up

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    GV should seriously hire me to make the lineup. This would truly be the most Epichella ever.

    I mean, Super Mario Tourney? Yes. I'll kick all your asses.

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    oh man, thats funny. i would dominate the s. mario tournament

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    They just want us to all show up on the first day of Coachella and read this on giant signs as the weekend's lineup!

    COACHELLA 09: CURATED BY THE BOY IN THE PURPLE HOLY FUCK SHIRT

    FRIDAY:
    KILLERS - Mainstage
    BRITNEY SPEARS - in the tent
    TOM CRUISE/SEAN PENN - spoken word @ Outdoor Theatre
    YO GABBA GABBA - Mojave, all day
    KOREAN KARAOKE - Gobi, all day, $10 cover charge, 21+

    SATURDAY
    KILLERS as ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS - Mainstage
    TOM CRUISE spinning as DJ XENU - in the tent
    'NSYNC reunion show - Mojave
    HANNAH MONTANA - Gobi
    an afternoon with MORGAN FREEMAN - Outdoor Theatre

    SUNDAY
    KILLERS doing AUDIENCE REQUESTS - Mainstage
    JACK JOHNSON AND FRIENDS - Outdoor Theatre (w/ free banana pancakes!)
    WILL IT BLEND? - in the tent
    WIZARD OF OZ SING ALONE - Gobi, all day
    SUPER MARIO TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - Mojave
    fuking retard. get the hell out of here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matsuolost View Post
    but wheres holy fuck?
    They wanted too much money

    I would let Boy in the Purple Holy Fuck Shirt explain, but he's been laying pretty low lately trying to avoid KatieLyn. He doesn't have the balls to tell her he's gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    They wanted too much money

    I would let Boy in the Purple Holy Fuck Shirt explain, but he's been laying pretty low lately trying to avoid KatieLyn. He doesn't have the balls to tell her he's gay.
    hahahaaaa!!!

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    I love the boy with the Purple Holy Fuck shirt! Hopefully he will do a little spoken word from those brilliant books of literature he was so avidly reading last year!!!!!


    GET EXCITED FOLKS COACHELLA 2K9!

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    wat

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    Quote Originally Posted by beavington View Post
    its funny if this was written by a "lurker" you would all be asshurt right now bitching about pointless threads...too funny.
    point?

    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I mean, Super Mario Tourney? Yes. I'll kick all your asses.
    girl, you bettah rekanize!!

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    this just proves that the lineup doesn't matter. most of us would go anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    girl, you bettah rekanize!!
    Man, you're going DOWN in the SMB 3 round. I'll win those mini games like it's no one's business.

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    wat

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    Wasn't there already a poster for this somewhere?

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    ^There was the Coachella Board festival poster...

    But mine's more realistic

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    point?
    make whatever point you would like out of it. it was just a statement.
    "It's in the K" - Martha Stewart

    Since the show list is very minimal...
    August 29 // Chemical Brothers w/ Chromeo & Yacht @ Hollywood Bowl
    September 26 // Vampire Weekend w/ Beach House & the Very Best @ Hollywood Bowl
    October 5 // ARCADE FIRE @ Henry Miller Library
    October 13 // Corin Tucker Band @ The El Rey
    (someone should give me Sufjan Stevens tickets, aint got none of those)

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    Whatever happened to the boy in the Purple Holy Fuck shirt? Did we find him? Did the friend of that one lurker girl ever find her one true love? Gee whiz I hope so....

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    you are now hungry
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    wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Man, you're going DOWN in the SMB 3 round. I'll win those mini games like it's no one's business.
    you must have not picked up on the FACT that MY name is MARIO!!! I OWN!! im not gonna go easy on you cause you're a girl either.

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    wait for it:


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    hahahha

    the killers doing audience requests??

    ill totally go to that...

    ill bring a lighter and yell..


    FREEBIRD

    followed immediately by:


    SEPPEKU!
    "It began as a mistake" - Charles Bukowski

    Wanted:
    1. Nachos
    2. Puppies


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