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    Bring your bicycles!

    Forget Carpoolchella, this year is all about Bikechella!

    Thursday Night Coachella Critical Mass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVillSD View Post
    Bring your bicycles!

    Forget Carpoolchella, this year is all about Bikechella!

    Thursday Night Coachella Critical Mass!

    Critical Mass is for douchebags. Srsly.

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    hu?

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    fuck critical mass. CRITICAL TITS on thursday night

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    im all about bike riding, but go critical mass somewhere else.

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    Default Re: Bring Your bikes: Critical Mass Coachella on Thursday Night

    what in tit fuck is critical mass

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    Look it up. Someone can probably explain it better than I, but as I know it:

    It's a massive grouping of bike riders in one area on a certain pre-set date. They ride around the area and stop traffic basically to show - a.) that bike riders deserve respect or something and b.) for shits and giggles.

    I've witnessed critical mass in San Francisco and I'm not going to lie, it's an interesting sight because the police can't do much.
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    Fuck all these haters..
    Bring bikes people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    They ride around the area and stop traffic basically to show - a.) that bike riders deserve respect or something and b.) for shits and giggles.
    Exactly why they don't deserve respect.
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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Haha, yup.
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    Nickelback to me is like walking into an ethnic restaurant and asking to have some unoriginal American cuisine like chicken tenders with a side of ranch dressing.

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    Default Re: Bring Your bikes: Critical Mass Coachella on Thursday Night

    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    Look it up. Someone can probably explain it better than I, but as I know it:

    It's a massive grouping of bike riders in one area on a certain pre-set date. They ride around the area and stop traffic basically to show - a.) that bike riders deserve respect or something and b.) for shits and giggles.

    I've witnessed critical mass in San Francisco and I'm not going to lie, it's an interesting sight because the police can't do much.
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    Exactly why they don't deserve respect.
    bingo. fuck your critical mass. i hope you all get flats. im bringing tacks. motherfuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknowndrummer66 View Post
    what in tit fuck is critical mass
    This post made me think this was a thread for breast cancer imfo...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVillSD View Post
    Bring your bicycles!

    Forget Carpoolchella, this year is all about Bikechella!

    Thursday Night Coachella Critical Mass!
    this sounds horrible.

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    Default Re: Bring Your bikes: Critical Mass Coachella on Thursday Night

    There is a merry go round made of bikes at Coachella. I think they made it to distract all the critical mass people during the day so no one else has to deal with them.

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    that would be kinda fun but I"m not down for paying an extra fee to bring my bike on the plane nor do I wan to assemble and desemble it...

    As for respecting bikers...I support this action...I've had several friends who have been hit by drivers while riding their bikes in a safe manor...FUCK YOU HATERS!!!

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    Default Re: Bring Your bikes: Critical Mass Coachella on Thursday Night

    fuck the bike people, you are not cars
    get off the road you cunts

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    you're right, we're not cars, and some of us follow the laws like we're supposed to. as opposed to these critical mass fuckheads. so have some respect because we're supposed to share the road asshat.

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    ill be riding my bike to and from coachella this year, im stoked.

    i WILL NOT be participating in any of this kind of faggotry.

    I promise to stay in the bike lane and use hand signals when necessary.
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    Critical Mass is fun to see, but after a few minutes it gets really old. If you want respect on the roads, then act with some common sense & decency. Purposely slowing down traffic just pisses people off and makes us want to open our car-doors into your path as you ride by.

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    Default Re: Bring Your bikes: Critical Mass Coachella on Thursday Night

    Yeah have fun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by unknowndrummer66 View Post
    fuck the bike people, you are not cars
    get off the road you cunts
    Bike riding is awesome and should be encouraged. But that is sig worthy. Just sayin'. i'm not going to, but someone should swipe this one up.

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    Yeah I might as well. I'm claiming it.
    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    Nickelback to me is like walking into an ethnic restaurant and asking to have some unoriginal American cuisine like chicken tenders with a side of ranch dressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    Yeah I might as well. I'm claiming it.
    excellent. It's making me laugh every time.

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    I'll be there on my bike, fuck driving. Can't wait.
    Fresh off his "JUICY AUSTRALIA TOUR"

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    And I'll definitely be staying in the lanes for the ride home, I do not want to die.
    Fresh off his "JUICY AUSTRALIA TOUR"

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcoastpirate View Post
    And I'll definitely be staying in the lanes for the ride home, I do not want to die.
    Don't forget some sort of reflection. Being visible helps everyone. The more you know...

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    You all suck.

    You afraid of a bunch of bikes. Oh shit, you're gonna be 2 minutes later. Cars are coffins. I'd ride a bike everyday if I could.












    Ok, I'll go post in the drunk thread in a second, but you still all suck!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    You all suck.

    You afraid of a bunch of bikes. Oh shit, you're gonna be 2 minutes later. Cars are coffins. I'd ride a bike everyday if I could.












    Ok, I'll go post in the drunk thread in a second, but you still all suck!!!

    Biking has been encouraged in this thread.

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    Fresh off his "JUICY AUSTRALIA TOUR"

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    Default Re: Bring Your bikes: Critical Mass Coachella on Thursday Night

    holy shit that is a beautiful bike

    I have a few friends who are bike douches,
    I support biking all the way, but some people take it to south park "Smug" levels of douchebaggery. Get over yourselves, learn to complain like old people do when minorities move into the neighborhood: at local politicians who don't care but pretend they do and say "they'll make some calls."

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