View Poll Results: How do you Wipe?

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  • Wipe Front, Female

    3 2.83%
  • Wipe Back, Female

    19 17.92%
  • Wipe Front, Male

    23 21.70%
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    61 57.55%
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Thread: Question about number 2

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    Default Question about number 2

    Hello everyone,
    Two friends recently asked me an important question, and I am re-asking it to find a larger pool. It is a little off of the wall, but its important.

    When you go number 2, and it is time to wipe (assuming you do), do you stick your hand between your legs from the front, or do you reach around to the back? So either from the front when your still sitting, or from the back and you lean forward a bit.

    My two friend who will remain nameless, both men, said that one is the feminine way and the other is masculine. I on the other hand, said that it was based on culture. It is also important who trained you as a child when you went to the bathroom. Both their gender and race, since you copied them. So the question is front/back, gender, race, who trained you, and their race.

    I made it easy on everyone, just fill in the blanks,

    Wipe:
    Gender:
    Race:
    Person who trained you: (male/female)
    Their race:
    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"

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    Men wipe back to front, women wipe front to back for sanitary reasons. (more holes to avoid)

    Wipe: Front to back.
    Gender: M
    Race: Native
    Person who trained you: Female
    Their race: Native
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    Default Re: Question about number 2

    Does this thread have something to do with the Chili Peppers?

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    oh boy here we go again

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    Wipe: Multi.
    Gender: Male
    Race: Latin
    Person who trained you: Female
    Their race: Latin

    E

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    wipe: front to back
    gender: male
    race: vietnamese
    preson who trained me: female
    their race: vietnamese
    Hello hippies! I smell patchouli!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    oh boy here we go again
    hahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaipod View Post
    wipe: front to back
    gender: male
    race: vietnamese
    preson who trained me: female
    their race: vietnamese
    Your mom taught you how to wipe your ass?

    I don't remember my mom doing that, I think I just figured it out on my own. That's probably why I was still shitting my pants in the second grade.

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    Default Re: Question about number 2

    This may well be the first poll that I don't care 1% what the findings are!

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    I find that leaning left, lifting the right leg, and tackling the situation from the side provides for the fullest access.

    Oh yeah, and I'm a dude.
    Last edited by Genedefekt; 02-10-2007 at 02:17 PM.

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    Bidet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Peel is My Co-pilot View Post
    This may well be the first poll that I don't care 1% what the findings are!
    hahaha. you took the words right out of my mouth

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    You guys can talk allot shit!

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    well just so u know if ur a girl and u dont wipe from back to front u get ur dookie all stuck up in ur snatch.so those of u walking around all day at the festival wiping back to front PLEASE dont come stand next to me!

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    I wonder if
    1) there are a lot more men than women on this message board
    or
    2) men are more willing to share their bathroom behavior with the general public

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    I'm pretty sure you were shitting your pants in the second grade after all those bullys kicked the shit out of you for being a poser. hating on björk (bee-york) but being a rage fan makes no sense when both groups stand for what individuality represents. björk does her own thing and u obviously don't understand rage either. your insulting music that requires a free mind to understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarmonieBrooke View Post
    I'm pretty sure you were shitting your pants in the second grade after all those bullys kicked the shit out of you for being a poser. hating on björk (bee-york) but being a rage fan makes no sense when both groups stand for what individuality represents. björk does her own thing and u obviously don't understand rage either. your insulting music that requires a free mind to understand.

    Can I wipe this post from front to ......somewhere else entirely?

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    I'm with john...
    I don't have anything clever to say right now.
    Tiff's Myspace

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    I wipe different ways for different holes.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    My mom still wipes my ass...so..it doesn't matter.
    Quote Originally Posted by thaipod View Post
    I raped three children, did heroin, harrassed a horse, set fire to an emo kid, and stole a cart of churros.

    THIS TRULY IS THE LAND OF THE FREE!!!

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    Wipe: front to back
    Gender: female
    Race: african american
    Person who trained you: female
    Their race: african american

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    who does number 2 work for?

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    lol, ok not front to back or back to front. but as stated.................

    "When you go number 2, and it is time to wipe (assuming you do), do you stick your hand between your legs from the front, or do you reach around to the back? So either from the front when your still sitting, or from the back and you lean forward a bit."

    lol, two of my friends brought me into the topic. One thought guys had to wipe from behind, the other moves his junk aside, and wipes from the front. So started the battle, whether one was the feminine way and the other is masculine.
    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"

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    ...and when I wipe my ass,
    I go from front to back.
    'Cus I don't want a bladder infection...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarmonieBrooke View Post
    well just so u know if ur a girl and u dont wipe from back to front u get ur dookie all stuck up in ur snatch.
    I think your vagina is on the wrong side of your butthole. But hey, uh...it gives you character.

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    <guy---stands up to wipe my @$$ front to back, and look at it everytime....
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    i'd rather not wipe shit on my balls so ill reach around and wipe like im supposed to.

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    do you fold the TP or crumple? in quiring minds want to know!

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    Wipe: reach from back, use a circular motion
    Gender: penis
    Race: scrench

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    This is the way we in the West wipe our bums. I don't know about the French, though


    Last edited by RATMan; 03-13-2007 at 10:42 PM.

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