Question about number 2

[Californicator]

i like to wipe sideways, so that i smear poop on my butt cheeks.

[breakjaw]

Prisoner: Where am I?
Number Two: In The Village.
Prisoner: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Prisoner: Which side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
Prisoner: You won't get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook we will.
Prisoner: Who are you?
Number Two: The new Number Two.
Prisoner: Who is Number One?
Number Two: You are Number Six.
Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....

[Benny]

One piece of paper to wipe and another to polish. That's all that's needed...unless it's the loch ness shit monster

[take2andpass]

minus blindfold,.....you are the man! thats exactly what i was thinking!!!!42 days left! woo hoo

[GTI_GRL]

One piece of paper to wipe and another to polish. That's all that's needed...unless it's the loch ness shit monster

I call them a crayola, they never stop marking

[superskankinactionhero]

hahahaha i think of those ones as 'butterkissed' like 'butt-erkissed'

i usually start from the very edge of my ass and wipe in spirals making the circles smaller until it reaches my ring piece.

who looks at the paper after the first wipe and who doesn't? thats the real question here

[GTI_GRL]

You have to know if you are clean. Wipe until the papers white.

[joppy-slow]

ha ha hahha.. this is really funny...
i've been using babywipes now for over 3 months and I can't go back to just plain tp ...... shower fresh everytime... i love it..

gender: M
race: whitey
preference: around the butt, not bobbin and weavin around the fishing tackle..i didnt even know you could go that route, and get good penetration.?

[artgutser]

Prisoner: Where am I?
Number Two: In The Village.
Prisoner: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Prisoner: Which side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
Prisoner: You won't get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook we will.
Prisoner: Who are you?
Number Two: The new Number Two.
Prisoner: Who is Number One?
Number Two: You are Number Six.
Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....

One of the coolest shows ever made. Great reference.

[ragingdave]

How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?

[amyzzz]

How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?

Maybe they use a bidet instead.

[gaypalmsprings]

[Daft Fro]

<guy---stands up to wipe my @$$ front to back, and look at it everytime....

Word son!

I also like to stick a couple of joint papers on my anus after I'm done. Ya know, to avoid those damn skid marks =\

[gaypalmsprings]

[coachy_Jedi]

who does number 2 work for?

hahahhahhahhah! i just sh*t in my pants!

[Egull]

well just so u know if ur a girl and u dont wipe from back to front u get ur dookie all stuck up in ur snatch.

NOFX feels the opposite...

The part I am referring to is at 1:18.

[lsd_reflux]

wheres the wipe left option?

[anonimouse]

this thread makes me sad we cant make polls in normal forums anymore