View Poll Results: How do you Wipe?

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  • Wipe Front, Female

    3 2.83%
  • Wipe Back, Female

    19 17.92%
  • Wipe Front, Male

    23 21.70%
  • Wipe Back, Male

    61 57.55%
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    i like to wipe sideways, so that i smear poop on my butt cheeks.
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    I want to go but fuck, thats a lot of money...

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    Default Re: Question about number 2

    Prisoner: Where am I?
    Number Two: In The Village.
    Prisoner: What do you want?
    Number Two: Information.
    Prisoner: Which side are you on?
    Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
    Prisoner: You won't get it.
    Number Two: By hook or by crook we will.
    Prisoner: Who are you?
    Number Two: The new Number Two.
    Prisoner: Who is Number One?
    Number Two: You are Number Six.
    Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
    Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....
    Last edited by breakjaw; 03-15-2007 at 11:59 AM.
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    Default Re: Question about number 2

    One piece of paper to wipe and another to polish. That's all that's needed...unless it's the loch ness shit monster

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    minus blindfold,.....you are the man! thats exactly what i was thinking!!!!42 days left! woo hoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny View Post
    One piece of paper to wipe and another to polish. That's all that's needed...unless it's the loch ness shit monster
    I call them a crayola, they never stop marking
    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"

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    hahahaha i think of those ones as 'butterkissed' like 'butt-erkissed'

    i usually start from the very edge of my ass and wipe in spirals making the circles smaller until it reaches my ring piece.

    who looks at the paper after the first wipe and who doesn't? thats the real question here

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    You have to know if you are clean. Wipe until the papers white.
    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"

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    ha ha hahha.. this is really funny...
    i've been using babywipes now for over 3 months and I can't go back to just plain tp ...... shower fresh everytime... i love it..

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    preference: around the butt, not bobbin and weavin around the fishing tackle..i didnt even know you could go that route, and get good penetration.?
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    Quote Originally Posted by breakjaw View Post
    Prisoner: Where am I?
    Number Two: In The Village.
    Prisoner: What do you want?
    Number Two: Information.
    Prisoner: Which side are you on?
    Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
    Prisoner: You won't get it.
    Number Two: By hook or by crook we will.
    Prisoner: Who are you?
    Number Two: The new Number Two.
    Prisoner: Who is Number One?
    Number Two: You are Number Six.
    Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
    Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....
    One of the coolest shows ever made. Great reference.
    To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries

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    Default Re: Question about number 2

    How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?


    Are you pushing it out, you ******?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragingdave View Post
    How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?
    Maybe they use a bidet instead.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmycrackcorn View Post
    <guy---stands up to wipe my @$$ front to back, and look at it everytime....
    Word son!

    I also like to stick a couple of joint papers on my anus after I'm done. Ya know, to avoid those damn skid marks =\

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    Quote Originally Posted by ocpathfinder View Post
    who does number 2 work for?
    hahahhahhahhah! i just sh*t in my pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarmonieBrooke View Post
    well just so u know if ur a girl and u dont wipe from back to front u get ur dookie all stuck up in ur snatch.
    NOFX feels the opposite...


    The part I am referring to is at 1:18.

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    Default Re: Question about number 2

    wheres the wipe left option?

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    Default Re: Question about number 2

    this thread makes me sad we cant make polls in normal forums anymore

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