i like to wipe sideways, so that i smear poop on my butt cheeks.
Wipe Front, Female
Wipe Back, Female
Wipe Front, Male
Wipe Back, Male
Prisoner: Where am I?
Number Two: In The Village.
Prisoner: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Prisoner: Which side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
Prisoner: You won't get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook we will.
Prisoner: Who are you?
Number Two: The new Number Two.
Prisoner: Who is Number One?
Number Two: You are Number Six.
Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....
Last edited by breakjaw; 03-15-2007 at 12:59 PM.
Originally Posted by God
One piece of paper to wipe and another to polish. That's all that's needed...unless it's the loch ness shit monster
minus blindfold,.....you are the man! thats exactly what i was thinking!!!!42 days left! woo hoo
hahahaha i think of those ones as 'butterkissed' like 'butt-erkissed'
i usually start from the very edge of my ass and wipe in spirals making the circles smaller until it reaches my ring piece.
who looks at the paper after the first wipe and who doesn't? thats the real question here
You have to know if you are clean. Wipe until the papers white.
"my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"
"Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"
ha ha hahha.. this is really funny...
i've been using babywipes now for over 3 months and I can't go back to just plain tp ...... shower fresh everytime... i love it..
preference: around the butt, not bobbin and weavin around the fishing tackle..i didnt even know you could go that route, and get good penetration.?
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How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?
Are you pushing it out, you ******?
wheres the wipe left option?
this thread makes me sad we cant make polls in normal forums anymore