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    I've got old man breath today for some reason.

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    Let's call a spade a spade.

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    No, I'm not talking Tom old, I'm talking grey-skinned grandpa old.

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    Well, all that glitters is not gold.

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    Hey york, what's your favorite lawyer joke?

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    i have a second date this weekend and i'm scared shitless :x
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    From the sublime, to the ridiculous.

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    does your date like anal sex?

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    *rim shot*
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Rim job.

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    Tom - I keed. the comment in here was to point out the fact that I don't think you are old. just older. than me. and I am older than 75% of the people on here, too, so...

    I don't remeber jokes very well, but...

    Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
    A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.
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    Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
    A: He gets taller.

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    A physician, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon announced, "Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession."
    The engineer replied, "But before that, God created the heavens and the earth from chaos, in less than a week. You have to admit that was a remarkable feat of engineering, and that makes engineering an older profession than medicine."

    The lawyer smirked, and said, "Who do you think created the chaos?"

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    yes i know you were kidding. i don't take it personally.

    This one's for John:

    Q: what's the difference between an engineer and a corpse?
    A: the corpse is better dressed.

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    hahaha
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    dayyyymmmmm Ivy

    what will you do on the 3rd date ???


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    Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
    A: He gets taller.

    Awesome.

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    Apparently Hoo's confession was that she doesn't know how to use the "Quote" button.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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    3rd dates are when i ask random bystanders to join in, duh!
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    You're right. I asked Gabe and I still don't understand how so you all have to suffer.

    From now on, every time I quote I'm going to say, "remember when you said _____________?"

    Wait, is this it? Wait. I can't click this box down here. WHY IS THIS BOX HERE IF I CAN'T CLICK IT? AHHHHH. I QUIT NEW BOARD.

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    no, when you wanna quote someone, you click the quote link under the post you wanna quote.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    Apparently Hoo's confession was that she doesn't know how to use the "Quote" button.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    3rd dates are when i ask random bystanders to join in, duh!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenniehoo View Post
    You're right. I asked Gabe and I still don't understand how so you all have to suffer.

    From now on, every time I quote I'm going to say, "remember when you said _____________?"

    Wait, is this it? Wait. I can't click this box down here. WHY IS THIS BOX HERE IF I CAN'T CLICK IT? AHHHHH. I QUIT NEW BOARD.
    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    no, when you wanna quote someone, you click the quote link under the post you wanna quote.
    Multiquote is the bestest. For that you click the little button that has the quote marks and the plus sign for each post you want included in your multiquote. And they can be from any thread, any room.

    But the normal way is just the button that says Quote.

    These buttons are at the bottom of each post.

    And I was serious about laughing at the ROFL HOUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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    I confess I went to the Stagecoach board and acted like an asshole. I confess I enjoyed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    Multiquote is the bestest. For that you click the little button that has the quote marks and the plus sign for each post you want included in your multiquote. And they can be from any thread, any room.

    But the normal way is just the button that says Quote.

    These buttons are at the bottom of each post.

    And I was serious about laughing at the ROFL HOUSE.
    OK thank you.

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    "old man breath" is intriguing to me
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    I like your quote. We've restored this building to the way it looked over FIFTY YEARS AGO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nahuatldream View Post
    "old man breath" is intriguing to me
    what is old man breath? is it something like how old people smell like soap or mothballs? i know they all don't but what is that, really?
    Last edited by luveebunni08; 01-18-2007 at 04:46 PM.

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    You'd probably know it if you smelled it.

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    I confess that I could not access this board from work. But I could before back when it was :81. Also way back for some ezboard days.
    Last edited by mountmccabe; 01-19-2007 at 04:10 PM. Reason: I'ma keep quiet.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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    They're now forbidden. Watch your back IS.

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    in the
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    I never got a calander for this year. Well the Chabad of North Phoenix sent me one in September when it was Jewish New Year. That is what I am using. It's a horrible calander. Also I'm not Jewish; I don't know how I got on their list.
    Last edited by mountmccabe; 01-19-2007 at 04:13 PM. Reason: More confessional.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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