Public Restrooms: The Thread

[malcolmjamalawesome]

There is nothing more revolting to me than when a guy is peeing at a urinal and starts spitting into the urinal.

[bartelby]

agreed...

or when they lean in so close that their clothes are touching the outside rim of the urinal - gross

[malcolmjamalawesome]

My favorite is when you're pooping and then you can hear someone come in who also clearly needs to poop but instead of just waiting for you to finish, they feel obligated to force themselves to use the urinal or wash their hands or something.

[paganman7]

Why is spitting in the urinal disgusting?

What's really gross is when you're on the toilet and notice the wall in front of you is caked in dried boogers. Why in the fuck do guys think that taking a shit and flinging boogers on the wall go together?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Spitting of its own accord is kind of gross, but I feel like if you're spitting into a urinal full of urine some of that urine is going to splash up at you.

[faxman75]

This is why mp3 players are the greatest invention. I no longer have to get grossed out by peoples sounds in public restrooms. Headphones and full volume.

What's with the people who refuse to piss at the urinal but go into the stall and stand there and piss on the seat instead?

[rskapcat]

*eyeroll* I've never understood the crapper standoff. Everyone poops. Make use of the courtesy flush, take care of your business, get out of there. Simple.

Fyi, women are just as disgusting. At least my coworkers are.

(I know I'm a girl, but can I play in this thread anyways? It's pretty desolate around here.)

[faxman75]

Why is spitting in the urinal disgusting?

What's really gross is when you're on the toilet and notice the wall in front of you is caked in dried boogers. Why in the fuck do guys think that taking a shit and flinging boogers on the wall go together?

We're apes basically. It all makes sense. Monkeys throw shit around. I would guess then that these are the less evolved of our species.

[ivankay]

Spitting of its own accord is kind of gross, but I feel like if you're spitting into a urinal full of urine some of that urine is going to splash up at you.

Not if you do a slow dribble. Spitting hard, yes you could get splash back.

hmmm, that sounds wrong to me.

[paganman7]

Seriously fuckers...stop flinging boogers on the wall. It's totally god damned unnecessary considering you're sitting 20 centimeters from a roll of toilet paper.


Fuck!

[gaypalmsprings]

why do uncut guys look like they are milking a cow at the urinal?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

This seems gay.

[All That I Am]

I wouldn't know
not a pecker checker myself.

[bug on your lip]

[paganman7]

Is it wrong that I drop my pants to the floor whilst pissing at the urinal?

[ivankay]

This seems gay.

Let's assume GPS's inquiry has nothing to do with being gay, but is an observation he has made over the years. Why would someone milk themselves in pubilc? Maybe someone is have a medical problem instead of being unable to control their urges to get off where ever they just happen to be...which wouldn't exclusively be a gay thing.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I use baby wipes after I poop.

[marooko]

Wash your motherfucking hands you bunch of filthy motherfuckers. The place is already full of shit and piss cause your dirty ass can't contain yourself, don't be getting all over stuff people need to fucking touch.

[marooko]

Let's assume GPS's inquiry has nothing to do with being gay, but is an observation he has made over the years. Why would someone milk themselves in pubilc? Maybe someone is have a medical problem instead of being unable to control their urges to get off where ever they just happen to be...which wouldn't exclusively be a gay thing.

apparently its acceptable behavior on the streets of SF. why not in a bathroom?

[gaypalmsprings]

If the guy is wearing an ipod & tapping his foot to the music, he may be mistaken for a senator & carted off in a paddy wagon.

[ivankay]

apparently its acceptable behavior on the streets of SF. why not in a bathroom?

i'll remember this for the next time i'm in SF. i sure hope i don't have to say to any cops "What do you mean under arrest? Marooko said SF was cool with it. Damn."

[gaypalmsprings]

[rskapcat]

I LOLd, GPS.

[ivankay]

rats. All i see is the red x in the white box. Won't be able to see it until i get home. But you don't want to hear about that. That would be for the private restroom thread.

[gaypalmsprings]

rats. All i see is the red x in the white box. Won't be able to see it until i get home. But you don't want to hear about that. That would be for the private restroom thread.

photobucket is blocked at my work too

[All That I Am]

shit sauna

'nuff said

[gaypalmsprings]

Public Restrooms: The Musical

[ivankay]

i'm sure if you could convince someone sitting in a shit sauna would make them look younger, you could have a nice business there.

[marooko]

i'll remember this for the next time i'm in SF. i sure hope i don't have to say to any cops "What do you mean under arrest? Marooko said SF was cool with it. Damn."

well, if someone says they're offended, that's a different story.

[Mr.Nipples]

i once walked into a gas station rest room and there was a toilet full of shit(not logs, but shit sludge) and there was a frog swimming amongst it


dead...serious