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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Rape isn't why hundreds of thousands of women seek abortions every day.
    The statistics are misleading. It's actually one woman seeking hundreds and thousands of abortions, and that woman is me. I love abortions. Can't get enough of 'em. I use abortions as a form of contraceptive because they're so convenient and easy. Mmm, abortions.

    Now, abortion is actually illegal in my country, so I'd have to get a ferry to England first, but it's still all about the easy convenience of it. It's not like I put any thought into it first or anything, I just love the thrill. Abortion, abortion, abortion.

    I can't wait for Easter, so I can start having some especially ironic abortions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    The statistics are misleading. It's actually one woman seeking hundreds and thousands of abortions, and that woman is me. I love abortions. Can't get enough of 'em. I use abortions as a form of contraceptive because they're so convenient and easy. Mmm, abortions.

    Now, abortion is actually illegal in my country, so I'd have to get a ferry to England first, but it's still all about the easy convenience of it. It's not like I put any thought into it first or anything, I just love the thrill. Abortion, abortion, abortion.

    I can't wait for Easter, so I can start having some especially ironic abortions.
    Close your legs or use contraceptives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Close your legs or use contraceptives.
    Sarah Palin's daughter and thousands of other pregnant teenagers are living proof that your strategy is completely ineffective. You can't even grasp reality, no one expects you to have a solution. You're useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Close your legs or use contraceptives.
    Why should I do either?

    Abortions are so fun and easy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Close your legs or use contraceptives.
    What do you think would kill a baby faster? Stomping on it or punting it?
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamnikyo View Post
    Sarah Palin's daughter and thousands of other pregnant teenagers are living proof that your strategy is completely ineffective. You can't even grasp reality, no one expects you to have a solution. You're useless.
    Sarah Palin's daughter took responsibility for her actions. Close your legs or use contraceptives.

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    Does it shoot laser beams?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Which one do you guys think listitrist is?
    I'd bet this week's Sunday abortion money it's him:


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    hahahaahah, lee

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Close your legs or use contraceptives.
    why?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    why?
    Why not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Why not?
    Abortion of what?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    That's the best you can do? you are issuing commandments without authority, tellign people you don't know what they should do with their lives when it is none of your fucking business, and when I ask you to offer a rationale, you fall flat on your face. Go stab yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Why not?
    You people talk about the cost of keeping these babies. Have you ever examined the cost of aborting these babies on a daily basis, monthly, annually? Did you think the procedure was free?

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    I manage my abortion budget very carefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    You people talk about the cost of keeping these babies. Have you ever examined the cost of aborting these babies on a daily basis, monthly, annually?
    Who talked about the cost of keeping these babies? And it doesn't cost a lot to abort a baby. All you need is a clothing hanger and a discreet place where you can dig a hole.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    is listitrist a boy or a girl?

    have we made any decisions on that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    You people talk about the cost of keeping these babies. Have you ever examined the cost of aborting these babies on a daily basis, monthly, annually?
    Please Dr Greenspan, enlighten me. I want to see both sides of the cost analysis up until the child is 18.


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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    You people talk about the cost of keeping these babies. Have you ever examined the cost of aborting these babies on a daily basis, monthly, annually? Did you think the procedure was free?
    It costs less than my TV, which was stolen, by some kid who would've been aborted if weren't for people like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Who talked about the cost of keeping these babies? And it doesn't cost a lot to abort a baby. All you need is a clothing hanger and a discreet place where you can dig a hole.
    Then we don't need the medical profession to conduct safe abortions and cost the taxpayers hundreds of millions if not more annually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Please Dr Greenspan, enlighten me. I want to see both sides of the cost analysis up until the child is 18.
    You have the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Then we don't need the medical profession to conduct safe abortions and cost the taxpayers hundreds of millions if not more annually.
    show your work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    You people talk about the cost of keeping these babies. Have you ever examined the cost of aborting these babies on a daily basis, monthly, annually? Did you think the procedure was free?
    like wire hangers are THAT expensive, honestly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    show your work.
    Do your homework.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by listitrist View Post
    Then we don't need the medical profession to conduct safe abortions and cost the taxpayers hundreds of millions if not more annually.
    And how much does welfare/medicare/rehabilitation programs cost Americans?
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    How many (procedures) have you had done today, Missing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    like wire hangers are THAT expensive, honestly.
    Close your legs or use contraceptives. Much cheaper.

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