Top 10 Members of the Coachella Message Board That I Want to Have a Snuggle-Fest With

[Courtney]

10. Rskapcat: This would be a fur-filled snuggle. And I'm all for being surrounded by purring friends. Not to mention, pancakes in the morning.

9. Chiapet: Have you SEEN her bedroom? It could possibly be that I was exhausted and hungover, but I'm pretty sure Heidi's bed is the most comfortable thing ever. Plus, I know she would be all about the fancy cocktails while ensconced in poufy down warmth.

8. Buddy: I bet Rey would totally let me do that thing where I you put your head on the dude's chest and then he accidentally gets a massive twitchy nose full of hair and starts choking. And he wouldn't even complain because that's how nice he is.

7. Keriann: Even though she totally doesn't read this board anymore, because she could give me good counseling and teach me how to improve upon my inevitable white girl dancing non-skills, all without leaving the comfort of a pillow fort.

6. RageAgainstTheAoki: We would watch period drama miniseries from the BBC and he would provide running commentary. We could compare notes on which role Colin Firth looks hottest in.

5. Herro Kitty: So maybe it would be less of a snuggle-fest and more of a jumping-on-the-mattress-while-pillow-fighting. I'm ok with that.

4. Stuporfly: Anyone who is that awesome of a dad has got to be a pretty good snuggler too.

3. TomAz: Underneath all that acerbic humor I'm pretty sure Tom is a massive softy. We could read bedtime stories featuring Thomas Keller.

2. Hannahrain: I imagine Hannah would utter sweet nothings to me in Russian while she brushed my hair with a comb of unicorn bristles and pixie dust.

1. Bmack86: Ok besides the fact that he would probably put together the best snuggle-fest playlist ever, Bryan just LOOKS like he would kick ass at cuddling. Sometimes you can just tell.

[Courtney]

Feel free to file your restraining orders now or later, folks.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I thought I was a lock..

[Courtney]

Ha, you're #11. What's your list, Creepers?

[RotationSlimWang]

You're SO full of shit.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

A tasteful report from a discriminating connoisseur.

[Santa]

Newcomers to the board: This is the group you want to avoid at the festival. Especially the OP.

[TallGuyCM]

Fuck you, Courtney.

[Courtney]

TallChris, I will snuggle with you anytime. I'm pretty sure that longer arms = superior hugs.

[TallGuyCM]

You're back pedaling.

[RotationSlimWang]

Courtney mostly cuddles with chubbos it seems.

[Courtney]

Shush you all. Don't ruin my happy place.

[Courtney]

Also Randy, it should be noted that I believe it is a scientific fact that cuddling between two super duper skinny people is not awesome because you knock bones. However, obviously I don't really have that problem and probably have enough padding to cover all bases.

[Courtney]

Also I would like to add Alma to my list. I would totally snuggle with Alma.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Ha, you're #11. What's your list, Creepers?

Penetration or bust

[TomAz]

oooooooooooooooo baby, yes, roast chicken on a bed of root vegetables, oh yes yes.

[RotationSlimWang]

Penetration then bust

fixed

[HotHamWater]

This thread may have ruined my weekend.

[frozen pilgrim]

are any of you siamese cats? no?

I'm good for now








no I'm not

[bmack86]

Let it be known that I approve.

[buddy]

I would happily accept an itchy nose in order to snuggle.

[Suffacated]

this is the way you gobble the goop.......

[BROKENDOLL]

Snuggle-Fest- The New Drug Free version of the ol' Cuddle Puddle. Instead of the jaw clenching scalp massages and light shows while you're sitting around petting each other, there will be motor-boating, bumpin' noogies, and the subtle touching of pee-pees between sets.

[ThatGirl]

Courtney, at my house you could also get cute puppy snuggles. Just putting it out there.

[Zafocaine]

Not even honorable mention? Baaaah. Bum fortune.

[algunz]

Zafo, you're on everybody's snuff out list.

Courtney, I knew you were an elitist, but what's the point of making it so obvious?

[Zafocaine]

Snuff out list must be a good thing then =D

[sonofhal]

Offended not to make the cut.

[amyzzz]

My house would also provide puppy snuggles, plus I've gained 10 pounds since you saw me last, Courtney.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Offended not to make the cut.

As am I, especially after sharing real life snuggles during ATP.