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    Coachella Junkie M Sparks's Avatar
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    Default Best and Worst Lurker nominations

    Who has made the best and worst first impressions? Who has potential to become a part of the community, and who's already on your ignore list. Please post examples.

    I'm liking "Why The Long Face", though he/she gets points off for having multiple posts in both the Eminem and Fred Durst threads.

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    If I see one more post like this
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    What in the peanut butter and jelly bullshit is going on in here?
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    [Ron Burgundy]This place is run by a bunch of children[/Ron Burgundy]
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    Fuck out of here with logic and reasoning!
    If they can curb their dependence on funny pictures and Anchorman quotes, we could use another person who won't tollerate shenanigans.

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    Pierogihead is already on my ignore list.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Pierogihead is already on my ignore list.
    I nominate PierogiHead too. I really don't have the time to post all his latest idiotic posts, but the people that have been in scoopers thread know what I'm talking about.
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I'm liking "Why The Long Face", though he/she gets points off for having multiple posts in both the Eminem and Fred Durst threads.

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    If they can curb their dependence on funny pictures

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    and Anchorman quotes, we could use another
    Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
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    we could use another person who won't tollerate shenanigans.
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    Wake me up when Steve Angello wants me to make some fucking noise

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Pierogihead is already on my ignore list.
    Same here.
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    Oh, what about the guy from Mexico who makes angry posts in all caps complaining about the lineup?

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    TO GOLDENVOICE:

    PLEASE GIVE US A NEW HEADLINER, THIS IS 10 ANIVERSARY AND THE WORST LINE UP OF COACHELLA. DO SOMETHING LIKE LAST YEAR WITH PRINCE.

    KINGS OF LEON, RADIOHEAD, ARCADE, DAFT, OUT KAST, LED ZEPELLIN, SMASHING PUMPKINS, CHEMICAL BROS, BLUR, COLDPLAY, MY MORNING JACKET, PEARL JAM, RED HOT CHILLI, PULP, QUEENS OF STONE
    Mmmm. Gotta love those bands "Arcade" and "Queens of Stone."

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    YOU KNOW IS THE WEAKEST LINE UP EVER...
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    PATHETIC HEADLINERS......BRING DAFT PUNK OR OUTKAST TO SAVE THE FESTIVAL
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    MY THREAD HAVE 100 REPLIES..............FUCKER

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    I nomiate casey as the best noobie. As far as the worst......they all just sorta blend together.

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    I nominate Monklish as the worst.
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    my balls are sweaty.

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    jamesbond007 <3's mccartney. in case you didn't know.

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    Paul dont need to prove a thing...
    hes been there done that while
    these bands were still learning
    to wipe thier butts. *LOL*
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    NOTE TO ALL:

    I cant believe that Coachella
    can afford PAUL MCARTNEY!

    This will be the 1st & last classiest
    act to have ever graced the stage
    of this desert & remote area.

    As soon as Paul hits the stage..
    ill be there & when he get's off...
    I'll be more than glad to leave
    the place.

    He's the only act worth seeing..
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    TO: punkydory;1002293


    Anything paul plays will be a hell of alott
    better than all thoes 30 or more low life bands
    thats all i can say.

    1 more thing...
    if anyone doesnt like Paul
    simple... just dont go!

    Believe me, he wont miss you,
    he's got enough fans around
    the world for acouple of more
    life times.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    If I see one more post like this
    I lol'd.
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    Put a boombox playing Sarah McLachlan behind a fan, call it a day.

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    jamesbond007 is kind of endearing.

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    You know how sometimes retard kids bring home shovelfaced strays?

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    Perogihead is the worst without a doubt.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    am i the only who can't stand this Monklish jerk?
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    Yes, you are.

    Monklish has spoken.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    I'd like to nominate ifart for both categories.

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    Whatever happened to that Diggernick guy? What a schneeb...

    I nominate him, although I don't think can seeing as I only have like 50 posts and I barely cleared "lurker" status like last week.

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    Your vote is inconsequential.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Your vote is inconsequential.
    I can live with that, power comes with time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roboticwaltz View Post
    I can live with that, power comes with time.
    Nope.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    Tis true, hvsr has been here for years and he's totally powerless.

    He's got lots of great pix though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    I nominate Monklish as the worst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Tis true, hvsr has been here for years and he's totally powerless.

    He's got lots of great pix though.
    The presumption of you opining makes me giggle.
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    I would nominate Monklish as the worst but then he would finally win something in life and I don't want to be a part of that.
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    Wake me up when Steve Angello wants me to make some fucking noise

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    Whoa, hold on! What if I don't want to give up the title yet, dammit!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    best- LSD_Reflux
    worst- Monklish
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    hmmmmm, Who has potential to become a part of the community?? How pretentious of you...
    “When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.”--Edgar Watson Howe

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    I nominate magenta.
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    7/31 - Hamilton Leithauser - Echo (?)
    8/01 - Ceremony/Nothing - Roxy (?)
    8/06 - Herbie Hancock - Hollywood Bowl (?)
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    If magenta were a nail, she (assumption) would post a picture of a hammer with the caption "I Hit You On The Head".
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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