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    ...because they will never suspect her.
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    Hide it in your ostrich.
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    Que the sandal flask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Que the sandal flask.
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    the butt

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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    Hide it in your ostrich.
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    I do love beer butt chicken, so tender
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    Quote Originally Posted by Errant View Post
    I walked straight in with a mixed drink in a 20oz Dixie cup in one hand, and an unopened beer in the other. I fully intended to toss them in the box, but CSC was waving and hurrying me through.

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    This would look great under a wife beater, but I'm pretty sure you're only allowed to fill it up with Beast Light.



    http://www.thebeerbelly.com

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    something tells me the "beer belly" is going to seem like a better to me everyday as coachella approaches. i usually just pack my backpack full of water and they dont really check under that once they open it and see 20 bottles of H2O.

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    Quote Originally Posted by safarihat12 View Post
    something tells me the "beer belly" is going to seem like a better to me everyday as coachella approaches. i usually just pack my backpack full of water and they dont really check under that once they open it and see 20 bottles of H2O.
    they let you bring water in? last year they threw my water out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    This would look great under a wife beater, but I'm pretty sure you're only allowed to fill it up with Beast Light.



    http://www.thebeerbelly.com

    what if you already have a REAL beer belly. then it would look like you have a huge lump on top of your fat belly...guess you could say it was a tumor or something...
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    Quote Originally Posted by who8me2k7 View Post
    they let you bring water in? last year they threw my water out...
    1 bottle per person. sealed. it was allowed. i was able to bring in water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sin213 View Post
    1 bottle per person. sealed. it was allowed. i was able to bring in water.
    ah i guess its cuz i brought more than that or the security guard was just being an ass. i was able to bring trash bags in though to get my 10 bottles

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    Quote Originally Posted by who8me2k7 View Post
    ah i guess its cuz i brought more than that or the security guard was just being an ass. i was able to bring trash bags in though to get my 10 bottles
    wow really? i had no problems at all any of the days.... i seriously brought in at least 12 bottles everyday... they just have to be sealed they cant be opened at all.

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    best thread ever
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    i don't know how ya'll do it... last year they found all my sudafed and took it from me. seriously how was i gonna make it thru the day with a stuffy nose
    i can go with the flow.

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    They threw away my advil at the campgrounds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sin213 View Post
    what if you already have a REAL beer belly. then it would look like you have a huge lump on top of your fat belly...guess you could say it was a tumor or something...

    Just ghetto engineer it so the bulge hangs a few inches lower. If they ask, tell them you have an incredibly large "manly parts" and you find their questioning terribly offensive.

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    How wicked would it be to somehow get a 30 pack in and stash it in a locker, beer would be hot but still

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    Default Re: Best way to bring beer into Coachella

    How expensive is beer there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trekster View Post
    How expensive is beer there?
    8, I think. I didn't even bother with alcohol last year because of the heat, so I could be wrong about the price.

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    Default Re: Best way to bring beer into Coachella

    Don't.

    Bring hard alcohol. Less to carry & gits you drunk quicker.

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    or just be a cool kid and stick to drugs - less of a dehydration issue and even less to carry.

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    yeah i think i remember beer in the festival being about $7 or $8 a pop... it adds up plus after the 2nd day you'll never want to drink a Heineken again, i really hope they get a different beer sponsor this year i havent even considered drinking a heineken since coachella last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    or just be a cool kid and stick to drugs - less of a dehydration issue and even less to carry.
    Plus, drugs make music better than booze

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkipLaCombe View Post
    Plus, drugs make music better than booze
    ...and you don't have to take a leak once you've finally made it to the front of the stage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkipLaCombe View Post
    Plus, drugs make music better than booze
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcskye View Post
    ...and you don't have to take a leak once you've finally made it to the front of the stage.
    very true! i hate that..id rather smoke weed than drink beer...but i usually say this and i end up doing both

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    vodak in water bottles.
    I wanna make it (wit chu)

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