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    Joaquin Phoenix made his musical debut Friday night at Vegas night club LAVO, and surprise! He's a homeless rapper. The Oscar nominee jumped around the stage while performing/smoking for a perplexed crowd who have vowed never to take Ecstacy again. On the sidelines, brother-in-law Casey Affleck filmed the whole thing for a documentary I can only assume will be titled Joaquin Phoenix, Stay the Fuck Away From My Kids.

    NOTE: Video of Joaquin "rapping" after the jump along with a clip of him falling off the stage in case anyone thought this was actually a legitimate performance by someone not on heroin.






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    Default Re: Joaquin Phoenix Has Lost His Shit

    didn't he quit acting?

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    exactly. and this is what he is attempting to do now
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    this is embarrassing on so many levels
    "Choke on that Causality!"


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    thats art, man!

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    mid-life crisis.
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    HOLY SHIT.....











    is that a naked chic behind him?

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    He can't be serious. This has to be a mockery.

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    Well... It's a little better than Signs. I guess that's a start.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    breaks my heart if this isn't some stunt/research. goodbye my lover.

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    This is fucking awesome! I love watching rich, privileged, spoiled ass fucks crash and burn.

    But to be fair, is this any less horrid than most top 40 hip hop/rap songs?
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    Default Re: Joaquin Phoenix Has Lost His Shit

    Joaquin Phoenix for Coachella '09
    SWAG

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    I want this man at Coachella. Closing out the Gobi.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I want this man at Coachella. Closing out the Gobi.
    couldn't do any worse than uffie

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    Quote Originally Posted by bleep View Post
    couldn't do any worse than uffie
    I knew it reminded me of something! You're right!
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by bleep View Post
    breaks my heart if this isn't some stunt/research. goodbye my lover.
    you sound like James Blunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    you sound like James Blunt
    another person Joaquin couldn't sound any worse than

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    Quote Originally Posted by shotglass75 View Post

    Did he think it was Halloween or... I don't know... Fuck, what a mess

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    Fuck your formal education up for music and stop being a coward.
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    I dunno. Lots of the arguments seem hypocritical to me. Can't we leave it simply as: I loved the shit out of it, some hated the shit out of it, and that's just how some shows go?
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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_158576.html
    I think it should say Mockumentary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I want this man at Coachella. Closing out the Gobi.
    I would totally watch him. HAWT.
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    I bet it's a joke. No way does he dress up like that and not realize how retarded it all is.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    omg, he's a fucking crackhead now
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    AWESOME
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    What's wrong with how he's dressed? You're all angry cause a rich guy wears beat up clothes? Morons.

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    Im angry cuz he is stealing the homless luster.

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    I like all the Youtube comments:

    God he looks so dirty! He should shave his beard, he's way more handsome that way! PLUR!

    Yeah, no shit. Guess what, that's not what he wants out of life.

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    that trip looked like it hurt, he should really watch where he is joaquin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    that trip looked like it hurt, he should really watch where he is joaquin!
    funny stuff
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    anyone else just notice the naked chicks giving massages to each other as the backdrop to this photo
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    Perhaps this is merely Method preparation as he takes on the title role in The Life and Times of Ol' Dirty Bastard.
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