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  1. 01-19-2009, 06:16 AM #1
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    Default Re: Wish CalmerThanYou a Happy Birthday, bitchezzz



    You're about to enter a world of PAIN.

    Happy Birthday.
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    Default Re: Wish CalmerThanYou a Happy Birthday, bitchezzz

    yea calmer you made it another year .... and a good one to boot, the year of the cards .... happy birthday dude .... cr****
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    happy birthday bro!

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    Happy birthday, Bro. Let's go slam some Beast!!!
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    Happy birthday, Calmer.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    DudeBro....happy birthday! Cook something sweet for yourself! And take a shot.
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  9. 01-19-2009, 07:04 AM #9
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    hb, frat
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    Great im a slow adult and Cara has aids.....sounds a lot like forest grump


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  10. 01-19-2009, 09:18 AM #10
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    Default Re: Wish CalmerThanYou a Happy Birthday, bitchezzz

    Happy Birthday, Calmer. Please stay on-topic in this thread.
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    happy birthday el duderino
    "Choke on that Causality!"


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    Happy birthsday!
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    Default Re: Wish CalmerThanYou a Happy Birthday, bitchezzz

    Time to get low and do the tootsie roll...Happy Birthday, bro!
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  14. 01-19-2009, 09:26 AM #14
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    AH! Thanks everyone! Being at work on my bday isnt my #1 wish, but certainly being here with you guys is in my top 5.

    HOLLA
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Dude, why be such a cunt on here?
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    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!
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    Happy Birthday Calmer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeowMixer View Post
    I would SO ruin a perfectly good hotel bed with Sarah Silverman.
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  19. 01-19-2009, 10:54 AM #19
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    Or Laura Silverman!
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!
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    Happy Birthday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeowMixer View Post

    this is great. Did you remember a time that i mentioned that i thought she was super sexy, and all my friends think im whack for it?

    regardless, thanks! im gonna add that custom picture to my spank bank and get after it later on...
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    Snappy birthday, BRAH
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    Happy Birthday calmer, hopefully you find a cute butt to pee in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    this is great. Did you remember a time that i mentioned that i thought she was super sexy, and all my friends think im whack for it?

    regardless, thanks! im gonna add that custom picture to my spank bank and get after it later on...
    It was on page 15 or so of the imghp.

    Good for you. And happy birthday. I'm glad you could make a deposit!
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!
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    Happy Birthday Calmer!
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    Happy Birthday.

    Don't really know you much as I'm a still a "lurker" according the amount of posts I've had, buttttt I feel like I sort of do because I finally watched The Big Lebowski the other day.
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    Happy PLURday BRO!
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    I would SO ruin a perfectly good hotel bed with Sarah Silverman.
    where on earth would you find one?
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    ^
    Good point. How about....

    I would SO ruin the floor of my tent at Coachella with Sarah Silverman.
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    Happy Birthday!!!!
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