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    You're about to enter a world of PAIN.

    Happy Birthday.
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    yea calmer you made it another year .... and a good one to boot, the year of the cards .... happy birthday dude .... cr****
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    happy birthday bro!

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    Happy birthday, Bro. Let's go slam some Beast!!!
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Happy birthday, Calmer.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    DudeBro....happy birthday! Cook something sweet for yourself! And take a shot.

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    hb, frat
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    Happy Birthday, Calmer. Please stay on-topic in this thread.
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    happy birthday el duderino
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    Happy birthsday!

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    Time to get low and do the tootsie roll...Happy Birthday, bro!

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    AH! Thanks everyone! Being at work on my bday isnt my #1 wish, but certainly being here with you guys is in my top 5.

    HOLLA
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Mazxy star was nice and dreamy robightm crowd wouldn't follow no photo request. First time in the green room. Mmm free beer and wine.glad I got to see them Cruz I missed Coachella 3012

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    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    Happy Birthday Calmer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeowMixer View Post
    I would SO ruin a perfectly good hotel bed with Sarah Silverman.

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    Or Laura Silverman!
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    Happy Birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeowMixer View Post

    this is great. Did you remember a time that i mentioned that i thought she was super sexy, and all my friends think im whack for it?

    regardless, thanks! im gonna add that custom picture to my spank bank and get after it later on...
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Snappy birthday, BRAH
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    Happy Birthday calmer, hopefully you find a cute butt to pee in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    this is great. Did you remember a time that i mentioned that i thought she was super sexy, and all my friends think im whack for it?

    regardless, thanks! im gonna add that custom picture to my spank bank and get after it later on...
    It was on page 15 or so of the imghp.

    Good for you. And happy birthday. I'm glad you could make a deposit!
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    Happy Birthday Calmer!
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    Happy Birthday.

    Don't really know you much as I'm a still a "lurker" according the amount of posts I've had, buttttt I feel like I sort of do because I finally watched The Big Lebowski the other day.
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    Happy PLURday BRO!
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    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole.Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Quote Originally Posted by All Your Base View Post
    I would SO ruin a perfectly good hotel bed with Sarah Silverman.
    where on earth would you find one?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    ^
    Good point. How about....

    I would SO ruin the floor of my tent at Coachella with Sarah Silverman.

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    Happy Birthday!!!!
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