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    ask your pressing LA questions to people that live in LA:

    People of LA,

    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?

    WHY!?

    Has anyone else noticed this? Does Paris Hilton live nearby or something? It's disgusting, and my friends and I have noticed it several times.

    Thanks,
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    It may be something that only Hannibal Lecter and yourself would notice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?
    so I have to ask are all hipsters so open about their knowledge of ejaculate

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    It's some form of vegetation. It smells that way in many areas around LA.

    Question for a person of Los Angeles - Why would nobody who lives near the "intersection" of La Brea and Crenshaw like Animal Collective?
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    KK, cum trees, we had them at my JuCo, that's gotta be it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Question for a person of Los Angeles - Why would nobody who lives near the "intersection" of La Brea and Crenshaw like Animal Collective?
    I've lived right here on the corner of La Brea and Crenshaw my whole life. My entire family was born and raised here. I think Animal Collective fucking blows and so does everyone else here. I don't know why, it's hard to explain. I guess it just comes with the territory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    ask your pressing LA questions to people that live in LA:
    People of LA,
    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?
    WHY!?
    Has anyone else noticed this? Does Paris Hilton live nearby or something? It's disgusting, and my friends and I have noticed it several times.
    Thanks,
    KK
    I believe I have a more important question here in regards to the people of LA...
    Dear People of LA,
    Can you reassure me, and probably many of us, that not all of you are as, (Fuck, I can't even think of a word!) mentally challenged as poor kitt kat? And, kitt kat...Does this pressing issue occur more so when you and your friends are cruising around LA together? Just curious since you're from LA... "Here's your sign!"
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    "Here's your sign!"
    You just quoted a comedian most famous for his work on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Is everyone in Indio

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    as (Fuck, I can't even think of a word!) mentally challenged

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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    It's some form of vegetation. It smells that way in many areas around LA.

    Question for a person of Los Angeles - Why would nobody who lives near the "intersection" of La Brea and Crenshaw like Animal Collective?
    (Snicker...)

    Quote Originally Posted by Backwater View Post
    I've lived right here on the corner of La Brea and Crenshaw my whole life. My entire family was born and raised here. I think Animal Collective fucking blows and so does everyone else here. I don't know why, it's hard to explain. I guess it just comes with the territory.
    Okay, let me try this again... It's become more obvious that there are those that actually know LA and accept it's layoput and diversity, and then, well...there are the others...Mentally challenged and lost, but very territorial of that space...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    ask your pressing LA questions to people that live in LA:

    People of LA,

    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?

    WHY!?

    Has anyone else noticed this? Does Paris Hilton live nearby or something? It's disgusting, and my friends and I have noticed it several times.

    Thanks,
    KK

    Because you always spit it out onto the street due to giving road head in that section of town all the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    "Here's your sign!"
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    You just quoted a comedian most famous for his work on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Is everyone in Indio
    Is everbody in Indio what, mentally challenged? ¿qué la cogida? ¿cómo sabría? ¡todos hablan español!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    There's plenty of things that smell worse than semen. Why are you complaining?
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    For the people who ACTUALLY answered my question: thanks. Note to self: Never move somewhere with cum trees. Yucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I believe I have a more important question here in regards to the people of LA...
    Dear People of LA,
    Can you reassure me, and probably many of us, that not all of you are as, (Fuck, I can't even think of a word!) mentally challenged as poor kitt kat? And, kitt kat...Does this pressing issue occur more so when you and your friends are cruising around LA together? Just curious since you're from LA... "Here's your sign!"
    So asking questions makes me mentally challenged? Gee, I wonder what that makes you.

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    people of LA,

    Who the fuck teaches you how to drive?!

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    people of LA,

    Who the fuck teaches you how to drive?!
    A better question would be,

    WHY ARE THE FREEWAYS SO POORLY LAID OUT?

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    That too. Plus the timing of traffic lights .... ugh.

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    It's the Cumquat trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    A better question would be,

    WHY ARE THE FREEWAYS SO POORLY LAID OUT?
    I don't know. I've never laid a freeway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    I don't know. I've never laid a freeway.
    Heeeeyyy!!!
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    huge fans of animal collective are simply fooling themselves.

    please, they are not gonna make it big, and you will not be able to tell everyone that you've been a fan since they were unknowns. just stop it. stop trying to make them out to be the next radiohead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    ask your pressing LA questions to people that live in LA:

    People of LA,

    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?
    Perhaps Beverly Hills makes you fart.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    everytime she breaks wind she releases a cum bubble filled with methane into the atmosphere
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    Yes, cum trees, they infest long beach state as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazzz2007 View Post
    huge fans of animal collective are simply fooling themselves.

    please, they are not gonna make it big, and you will not be able to tell everyone that you've been a fan since they were unknowns. just stop it. stop trying to make them out to be the next radiohead.
    I don't want them to make it big. And I hate Radiohead (that's right, I said it, bring it on). I just think Animal Collective make really good music most of the time... but not the bees.
    your pockets are no longer filled with sunshine, now they are filled with sadness and despair.

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    ^^glad I could bring truth and enlightenment to the rest of the world
    your pockets are no longer filled with sunshine, now they are filled with sadness and despair.

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    why is everyone outside of L.A such HATERS?

    why?













    tell me...


















    i wanna know...



















    i wanna know NOW!



















    and i want an oompa loompa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFuJoe View Post
    people of LA,

    Who the fuck teaches you how to drive?!
    people from everywhere else,

    Why do you drive so fucking slow?! Why does it take you 5 minutes to turn right at an intersection? Why do you wait like 30 fucking seconds at a stop sign? Why do you think 75 is an acceptable speed limit for the fast lane?!


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Feel free to ask more questions of us. Proceed.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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