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    ask your pressing LA questions to people that live in LA:

    People of LA,

    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?

    WHY!?

    Has anyone else noticed this? Does Paris Hilton live nearby or something? It's disgusting, and my friends and I have noticed it several times.

    Thanks,
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    It may be something that only Hannibal Lecter and yourself would notice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?
    so I have to ask are all hipsters so open about their knowledge of ejaculate

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    It's some form of vegetation. It smells that way in many areas around LA.

    Question for a person of Los Angeles - Why would nobody who lives near the "intersection" of La Brea and Crenshaw like Animal Collective?
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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Question for a person of Los Angeles - Why would nobody who lives near the "intersection" of La Brea and Crenshaw like Animal Collective?
    I've lived right here on the corner of La Brea and Crenshaw my whole life. My entire family was born and raised here. I think Animal Collective fucking blows and so does everyone else here. I don't know why, it's hard to explain. I guess it just comes with the territory.

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    KK, cum trees, we had them at my JuCo, that's gotta be it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    ask your pressing LA questions to people that live in LA:
    People of LA,
    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?
    WHY!?
    Has anyone else noticed this? Does Paris Hilton live nearby or something? It's disgusting, and my friends and I have noticed it several times.
    Thanks,
    KK
    I believe I have a more important question here in regards to the people of LA...
    Dear People of LA,
    Can you reassure me, and probably many of us, that not all of you are as, (Fuck, I can't even think of a word!) mentally challenged as poor kitt kat? And, kitt kat...Does this pressing issue occur more so when you and your friends are cruising around LA together? Just curious since you're from LA... "Here's your sign!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    "Here's your sign!"
    You just quoted a comedian most famous for his work on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Is everyone in Indio

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    as (Fuck, I can't even think of a word!) mentally challenged

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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    It's some form of vegetation. It smells that way in many areas around LA.

    Question for a person of Los Angeles - Why would nobody who lives near the "intersection" of La Brea and Crenshaw like Animal Collective?
    (Snicker...)

    Quote Originally Posted by Backwater View Post
    I've lived right here on the corner of La Brea and Crenshaw my whole life. My entire family was born and raised here. I think Animal Collective fucking blows and so does everyone else here. I don't know why, it's hard to explain. I guess it just comes with the territory.
    Okay, let me try this again... It's become more obvious that there are those that actually know LA and accept it's layoput and diversity, and then, well...there are the others...Mentally challenged and lost, but very territorial of that space...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    "Here's your sign!"
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    You just quoted a comedian most famous for his work on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Is everyone in Indio
    Is everbody in Indio what, mentally challenged? ¿qué la cogida? ¿cómo sabría? ¡todos hablan español!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I believe I have a more important question here in regards to the people of LA...
    Dear People of LA,
    Can you reassure me, and probably many of us, that not all of you are as, (Fuck, I can't even think of a word!) mentally challenged as poor kitt kat? And, kitt kat...Does this pressing issue occur more so when you and your friends are cruising around LA together? Just curious since you're from LA... "Here's your sign!"
    So asking questions makes me mentally challenged? Gee, I wonder what that makes you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    ask your pressing LA questions to people that live in LA:

    People of LA,

    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?

    WHY!?

    Has anyone else noticed this? Does Paris Hilton live nearby or something? It's disgusting, and my friends and I have noticed it several times.

    Thanks,
    KK

    Because you always spit it out onto the street due to giving road head in that section of town all the time?

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    There's plenty of things that smell worse than semen. Why are you complaining?
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    For the people who ACTUALLY answered my question: thanks. Note to self: Never move somewhere with cum trees. Yucky.

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    people of LA,

    Who the fuck teaches you how to drive?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFuJoe View Post
    people of LA,

    Who the fuck teaches you how to drive?!
    A better question would be,

    WHY ARE THE FREEWAYS SO POORLY LAID OUT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    A better question would be,

    WHY ARE THE FREEWAYS SO POORLY LAID OUT?
    I don't know. I've never laid a freeway.

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    I don't know. I've never laid a freeway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFuJoe View Post
    people of LA,

    Who the fuck teaches you how to drive?!
    people from everywhere else,

    Why do you drive so fucking slow?! Why does it take you 5 minutes to turn right at an intersection? Why do you wait like 30 fucking seconds at a stop sign? Why do you think 75 is an acceptable speed limit for the fast lane?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    people from everywhere else,

    Why do you drive so fucking slow?! Why does it take you 5 minutes to turn right at an intersection? Why do you wait like 30 fucking seconds at a stop sign? Why do you think 75 is an acceptable speed limit for the fast lane?!
    Tessa isn't the speed limit 65???
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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    people from everywhere else,

    Why do you drive so fucking slow?! Why does it take you 5 minutes to turn right at an intersection? Why do you wait like 30 fucking seconds at a stop sign? Why do you think 75 is an acceptable speed limit for the fast lane?!
    In my recent drive from San Luis Obispo to Hollywood (Friday), I learned that I missed the memo that people are now supposed to drive 60 in the fast lane, and I have to pass in the slow lane.

    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    Tessa isn't the speed limit 65???
    In LA, people are impatient. 75 is for the slow lane. I stick to 80 and usually don't venture into the fast lane, unless this plague of slow drivers is here to stay. Crap, not looking forward to returning to the land of 2 lane highways
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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    people from everywhere else,

    Why do you drive so fucking slow?! Why does it take you 5 minutes to turn right at an intersection? Why do you wait like 30 fucking seconds at a stop sign? Why do you think 75 is an acceptable speed limit for the fast lane?!
    65 speed limit, fastest you are allowed to go in the "Fast" lane. Make it a passing only lane and that will change. Fast lane is considered the passing lane anyway. Stay the fuck out of that lane unless you are passing. I'm done venting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    65 speed limit, fastest you are allowed to go in the "Fast" lane. Make it a passing only lane and that will change. Fast lane is considered the passing lane anyway. Stay the fuck out of that lane unless you are passing. I'm done venting.
    i realize the left lane is a passing lane, and you're only supposed to use it if the person in front of you is going slower than 65 and you can successfully pass them on the left by only going 65, but god knows that's not how los angeles freeways work. stay out of that lane unless you're cruising with the rest of us.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    65 speed limit, fastest you are allowed to go in the "Fast" lane. Make it a passing only lane and that will change. Fast lane is considered the passing lane anyway. Stay the fuck out of that lane unless you are passing. I'm done venting.
    while technically true, and if you were in any region outside of metro LA, legally true as well...

    But, the only way you are getting pulled over for doing 70-75 in LA is if you are a minority, own a shitty car, and look like a drug dealer...

    Doing 65 in the fast lane, is a sure way to get stopped for hazardous driving, and quite possibly yelled at, it is dangerous, and obnoxious.

    It's one thing to do it on the 10 in the middle of no where, 101 through burbank? you do 80 or you move over...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFuJoe View Post
    people of LA,

    Who the fuck teaches you how to drive?!
    Fuck that! After going to NYC I'm convinced THEY deserve the worse drivers ever tag. Not us impatient LA drivers. We have the California roll, when it comes to stop signs and things. People in New York just drive in a huge cluster fuck and hope the they don't hit anyone

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    That too. Plus the timing of traffic lights .... ugh.

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    It's the Cumquat trees.

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    huge fans of animal collective are simply fooling themselves.

    please, they are not gonna make it big, and you will not be able to tell everyone that you've been a fan since they were unknowns. just stop it. stop trying to make them out to be the next radiohead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazzz2007 View Post
    huge fans of animal collective are simply fooling themselves.

    please, they are not gonna make it big, and you will not be able to tell everyone that you've been a fan since they were unknowns. just stop it. stop trying to make them out to be the next radiohead.
    I don't want them to make it big. And I hate Radiohead (that's right, I said it, bring it on). I just think Animal Collective make really good music most of the time... but not the bees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    ask your pressing LA questions to people that live in LA:

    People of LA,

    Can you please tell me WHY when I drive west on Sunset and enter into Beverly Hills/Pacific Palisades/etc (after the strip, past the Hotel) the air suddenly begins to REEK of cum?
    Perhaps Beverly Hills makes you fart.
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