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    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/16/op...letters&st=cse

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    Dear Sir Obama,

    These are the first 10 things you should do as president:

    1. Make everyone read books.
    2. Donít let teachers give kids hard homework.
    3. Make a law where kids only get one page of homework per week.
    4. Kids can go visit you whenever they want.
    5. Make volunteer tutors get paid.
    6. Let the tutors do all the thinking.
    7. Make universities free.
    8. Make students get extra credit for everything.
    9. Give teachers raises.
    10. If No. 4 is approved, let kids visit the Oval Office, but donít make it boring.


    ó Mireya Perez, age 8, San Francisco
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me. I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me. Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags.

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    What a stupid kid
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    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    awwww, how sweet.

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    i was kidding, btw
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Default Re: To: Obama From: Children

    me too.

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    Default Re: To: Obama From: Children

    Yuck. Children.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    I like this one:

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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by drewdrewdrew View Post

    Dear Sir Obama,

    These are the first 10 things you should do as president:

    1. Make everyone read books.
    2. Donít let teachers give kids hard homework.
    3. Make a law where kids only get one page of homework per week.
    4. Kids can go visit you whenever they want.
    5. Make volunteer tutors get paid.
    6. Let the tutors do all the thinking.
    7. Make universities free.
    8. Make students get extra credit for everything.
    9. Give teachers raises.
    10. If No. 4 is approved, let kids visit the Oval Office, but donít make it boring.


    ó Mireya Perez, age 8, San Francisco

    I agree with everything Ms. Perez has requested, especially 6 and 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I agree with everything Ms. Perez has requested, especially 6 and 7.
    I don't think you would mind #9 also now would you?
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    Default Re: To: Obama From: Children

    Quote Originally Posted by drewdrewdrew View Post
    4. Kids can go visit you whenever they want.


    ITS A TRAP!
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveChemicalPunk View Post
    I don't think you would mind #9 also now would you?
    I figured that was understood.

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