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  1. 08-30-2012, 04:24 AM #1
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    Cool Wish amyzzz a Happy Birthday, bitches!







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    I hope your day is slightly less awkward than usual!
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    Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!
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    Happy Birthday Amy!
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    Happy birthday Amyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope it is a great one!
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    Happy Birthday Amy!



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    Happy birthday, zzzizzzler! You've been reported.
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    Happy Birthday Amy. The shape of your nose is very nice
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    Happy Birthday Amy! Do something fun for yourself today.
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    Have a happy birthday oh morose one!
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    Default Re: Wish amyzzz a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    happy birthday!!!

    my computer is being wanky, but i wanted to post this:

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  13. 08-30-2012, 08:29 AM #13
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    Thank you, everyone! And haha to Wes and Tom.
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    Default Re: Wish amyzzz a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    "Happy" Birthday, Amy.

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    Happy Birthday Amy... Hope its as happy as you can stand.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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  16. 08-30-2012, 09:37 AM #16
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    I'm starting to think I should change my title, sheesh.
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    If I were to bake you a birthday cake, it would look something like this...

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    Happy Birthday Amy!

    I wish you all the time in the world today! Enjoy it darlin'!
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    lul, Happy Birthday.
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    Happy birthday!!!
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    Happy B Day!
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    happy birthday miss zzz
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  24. 08-30-2012, 02:15 PM #24
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    BUG!
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    BUG!
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    ZZZZ!

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    Amy, you are quite a draw to bring the bugs out.
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    Default Re: Wish amyzzz a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    Happy birthday. May all of your glowstick throws be to "Idioteque," and may all of your Bon Iver sets be restful.
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    Bon Iver sets? Oh... i think you were thinking of the band Chicago dood !!
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    Ugh Bon Iver.
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