Parrot confirms No Bowie for 09'

[faxman75]

I don't know how this makes any of you feel but I just got off the phone with a parrot at the phoenix zoo of all places and the parrot has been saying No Bowie all day. Now, last I heard Paul T was walking through the Phoenix Zoo discussing Coachella headliners, so take that for what it is worth.

[paganman7]

I fucking love that zoo. The zoo here in Tucson sucks by comparison.

And we sure as shit don't have any parrots in the know down here.

[beavington]

I don't know how this makes any of you feel but I just got off the phone with a parrot at the phoenix zoo of all places and the parrot has been saying No Bowie all day. Now, last I heard Paul T was walking through the Phoenix Zoo discussing Coachella headliners, so take that for what it is worth.

I heard that parrot was an alcoholic who constantly lies to everyone.

[Coachella Bound]

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!

A thread thats believable.......

You cant lie when your drunk man!

[faxman75]

Nope, not this parrot. It only repeats reputable sources. Especially this time of year when it's fed properly and isn't exposed to the extreme heat of Phoenix.

This is pretty disapointing news.

[jonnypark]

Was this the Parrot that called Portishead and Jack Johnson last year?

[BlackSwan]

Did you get kicked out of the Misc forums Faxman, or are you just trying to pollute the whole board now?

[beavington]

Was this the Parrot that called Portishead and Jack Johnson last year?

the minute i heard portishead were reforming and doing All Tomorrow Parties, it was pretty much confirmed they were going to do coachella.

[faxman75]

I'm trying to "pollute" your mom BlackSwan.

[betao]

Fax, the word I've heard about that zoo is that the chimpanzees are "in the know" on the dance tent. If you just so happen to have a bit of free time, would you mind swinging by there and asking those guys if the Prodigy is playing?

[faxman75]

betao, i'll probably call my "source" in a few. If they have ANY info, I will post it here in this thread.

[paganman7]

Fax, the word I've heard about that zoo is that the chimpanzees are "in the know" on the dance tent. If you just so happen to have a bit of free time, would you mind swinging by there and asking those guys if the Prodigy is playing?

I fucking knew Nationocean was a god damned shit-throwing monkey.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

[BlackSwan]

I'm trying to "pollute" your mom BlackSwan.

That doesn't even make any sense... at least you are consistent.

What's the difference between Faxman's mom and a washing machine?

[faxman75]

Nothing, they are both clean and you're moms not, she's a dirty polluted whore. hahahaa

mom jokes

[Coachella Bound]

That doesn't even make any sense... at least you are consistent.

What's the difference between Faxman's mom and a washing machine?

Im assuming your going for..."Ones clean and ones dirty?"

[Coachella Bound]

Yo mamas so fat her pictures heavy!

[BlackSwan]

Im assuming your going for..."Ones clean and ones dirty?"

No... at least when I put a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week.

BOOYA. ///th_red.

[paganman7]

Faxy's momma so fat, she gots more chins than a chinese phone book!

[Coachella Bound]

No... at least when I put a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week.

BOOYA. ///th_red.

ehhhhh....

Hows about.... "When I put a load in the washing machine it doesnt get pregnant and latch on for life."

[BlackSwan]

ehhhhh....

Hows about.... "When I put a load in the washing machine it doesnt get pregnant and latch on for life."

Nope. Besides, Faxman's mom is now barren, that's why she let's every guy fill her up.

[paganman7]

Daaaaaamn. That's hardcore homie.

You gonna take that shit Faxy?

[faxman75]

He's just upset that his mom rejected him and not me.

[BlackSwan]

He's just upset that his mom rejected him and not me.

Yeah, but then you couldn't get it up. In fact, she said it it was hiding so deep in your rolls that it looked like a pussy.

[Coachella Bound]

I cant wait to see you two kiss and make up come April......

ahh message board love

[paganman7]

I don't understand how faxy always finds himself in these cyber bitch-slap contests.

[faxman75]

I'm just fuckin' around. I have no animosity towards swan and I certainly ain't getting huffy in the rumors section of all places.

[faxman75]

Betao, the chimpanzees have basically said to expect The Chemical Brothers. They had no other info but they certainly know their stuff.

So, no Bowie and yes to the Chemical Brothers. Enjoy!

[betao]

Thank you kind sir. Those chimpanzees deserve an award or a treat or something.

[obzen]

Thank you kind sir. Those chimpanzees deserve an award or a treat or something.

here,here!