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    This is a Bored Board right now. I hope the line up comes out soon.

    I nominate myself for bored member of the week.
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    If you had to end this life to get rid of the boredom, how would you do it? (be creative.)
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    I'd put myself in the chatroom and cut myself with corn ear whiskers until i bled to death
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    Is that what they're called?
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    Calmer, what's the most creative way you and the other brahs have decided who pivot man was in the weekly circle jerk?

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    explain this pivot man you speak of.

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    explain this pivot man you speak of.
    or you could post pictures and get banned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    Calmer, what's the most creative way you and the other brahs have decided who pivot man was in the weekly circle jerk?
    ahhh, i can see that hanging out with all the old timers has turned you into quite the witty one these days tommy...

    I'd say the one time that i got a huge boner, then pivoted on that while another bro spun me around, and just the tips of my toes tickled the head of everyone's penis until they busted on the "spum cookie"
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    From Urban Dictionary:


    pivot man

    Part of a jerk circle, the pivot man is responsible for walking around the outside of the jerk circle and massaging the participants balls.

    "Hey you dirty rednecks, Why don't you go back to your hotel and have try a jerk circle"

    "uhhh... We can't! We ain't got no pivot man"

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    Calmer, will you wear your shorty shorts at Coachella and more importantly in the Sahara?
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    Why is Calmer a brah? And are short shorts brah?
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    They sure can be
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    I was in a fraternity, and thus a brah...short shorts on themed bar crawls are not brah, however i did wear them when i was a race walker for an olympic pub crawl, so now they are brah. bro.

    i will not be wearing them to coachella though, theyve been retired.
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    Follow-up: What will you be replacing the short shorts with?
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    I was in a frat, too. Were none of these dickheads in frats?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I mean, I understand that it's embarrassing. I'm just surprised there are so few.

    I guess if this was the date rape message board there would be more.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    No. And because we were, and they werent, we are brahs.

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE TIME
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    Sup brah.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    You got a date to semiformal yet, brah?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post

    i will not be wearing them to coachella though, theyve been retired.
    good. because i dont wanna see your balls roll out while we're smoking.

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    Tyco Brahe?
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    I hope you have a good Rush, Calmer.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Sup brah.
    SAE bro. What are you reppin?

    I'm taking that one chicks lil' sis that i banged during our Welcome Back Party, didnt you bang her too? :::high five::::
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    It's true what they say about learning something new every day: today, I learned what a pivot man is.

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    I hope you have a good Rush, Calmer.
    Springs always been light for us, but thank you. I think with the new stripper pole in the garage, rush should be strong to medium strong.

    See you at intramurals.
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    My little bro got so fucked up on Night Train on Big Brother Night that he died from alcohol poisoning and i was all like YOU PUSSY brah
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    Whoa, Brah, when did you get the special "The Dude" status brah
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    The Secret Night Train Elixir eh? One cap full will do it...then it's BO time. I once played caps with Night Train Bro, fucking puked all over this chick then still made out with her.

    Hopefully everyone comes to our pledge auction, we could really use the money for pledge books and a sewing machine to put holes in all the condoms we dont use anyways.
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    Then we can paint our faces and light some candles and tell secrets.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I pinned you for a brah, bro.

    IM STILL FUCKING BORED.

    We need some pictures to livin this party up.

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