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    Default Board member of the Day. (Official, but not.)

    This one is unique, in that it's only for a day. See, I'm not copying, rehashing or reincarnating the other ones. There's another twist....In this thread, the daily member will be flamed.

    Voting will be done similarly, except it will require a nomination and two (2) ayes. No seconds, no yeses.

    This is a hopeless attempt to keep trolling, bashing, hate and complaining in here. Please enjoy, ignore, flame...maybe even fuck off.

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    I'm so dizzy I just threw up.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    I see why it says "Banned" under your name now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    I'm so dizzy I just threw up.
    pics please.

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    I see why it says "Banned" under your name now.
    I see why you're going on my ignore list.

    You all see what I did there. It was fucking awesome. I stated who was going on my ignore list. So fucking sweet.

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    i leave for a week and Board Members of the Something are the new hotness?

    what happened here?
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    hahaha, oh markalloppoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    pics please.



    I see why you're going on my ignore list.

    You all see what I did there. It was fucking awesome. I stated who was going on my ignore list. So fucking sweet.
    Can someone tell me if this is a special needs person? I would feel upset if that's the case. I didn't mean to upset him or her.

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    Default Re: Board member of the Day. (Official, but not.)

    These threads are good "find annoying people to put on my ignore list" traps. Strong work Maroo.





    We need a board member of the hour thread...please!
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    I nominate Foi/Realtalk/Greenpanda to be burned at the stake, does that count?
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    Default Re: Board member of the Day. (Official, but not.)

    aye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    I nominate Foi/Realtalk/Greenpanda to be burned at the stake, does that count?
    ayeee...
    Last edited by SFChrissy; 01-05-2009 at 11:21 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    seconded...
    sorry SF, but you gotta edit that post. It's "aye" not seconded.

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    aye aye
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    hahahahaha. YEAH BABY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    I nominate Foi/Realtalk/Greenpanda to be burned at the stake, does that count?
    Ha-ha - i like that you think I'm Real Talk. But what have I done to you?

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    where's shyguy when you need him?
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    being shy noless...

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    where's shyguy when you need him?
    probably disgusing himself as a loaf of bread and stalking mario around various levels in super mario 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    This one is unique, in that it's only for a day. See, I'm not copying, rehashing or reincarnating the other ones. There's another twist....In this thread, the daily member will be flamed.
    Voting will be done similarly, except it will require a nomination and two (2) ayes. No seconds, no yeses.
    This is a hopeless attempt to keep trolling, bashing, hate and complaining in here. Please enjoy, ignore, flame...maybe even fuck off.
    Actually, all it requires is the ability to post a suggestive picture of yourself and, "wah-la!" Instant status for the day!

    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    i leave for a week and Board Members of the Something are the new hotness?

    what happened here?
    Welcome back Calmer...You have alot of catching up to do, my friend...

    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    where's shyguy when you need him?
    I never thought I'd say this, but yeah...I'd like some ShyGuy75 input on this bullshit...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    probably disgusing himself as a loaf of bread and stalking mario around various levels in super mario 2

    You see? You see how fucking AWESOME Lego's are?!

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    I legos
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    FUCKING CUNNY.

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    Is it possible to put a whole thread on your ignore list?
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    You see? You see how fucking AWESOME Lego's are?!
    I never doubted. They're glorious.

    I used to work in a toy shop, and every few months the Lego Engineers - yes - would arrive in their special Lego jumpsuits, and give us all little Lego figures and keyrings and whatever. Lego day. And we were fools for Lego day, and looked forward to it like giddy kids. They were even nice dudes - nice dudes work for Lego.

    Anyway, their entire job was to assemble a giant Lego Hagrid, or a giant Lego Indiana Jones for display. The basic lumps - the head, the arms etc - were already assembled, but they built the big models and then added set dressing like cobwebs or Inca skulls or whatever. That was their whole job, to play with Lego all day.

    How do you get that job? Surely only by finding a Golden Ticket or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    I never doubted. They're glorious.

    I used to work in a toy shop, and every few months the Lego Engineers - yes - would arrive in their special Lego jumpsuits, and give us all little Lego figures and keyrings and whatever. Lego day. And we were fools for Lego day, and looked forward to it like giddy kids. They were even nice dudes - nice dudes work for Lego.

    Anyway, their entire job was to assemble a giant Lego Hagrid, or a giant Lego Indiana Jones for display. The basic lumps - the head, the arms etc - were already assembled, but they built the big models and then added set dressing like cobwebs or Inca skulls or whatever. That was their whole job, to play with Lego all day.

    How do you get that job? Surely only by finding a Golden Ticket or something.

    I'm gonna go work for a toy store so's I can get some keyrings and lego figures. Then I'll befriend one of the engineers. And after months of planning and note taking, I'll abduct him and pretend I'm him. Then I'll be a Lego engineer and get to play with Lego's all day. This is gonna be awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    I miss Bill Hicks.

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