Fashion Tips for the Workplace

[bug on your lip]

what's a Colin Meloy ?

[Teh Hampsta]

This thread is awesome.

[J~$$$]

[Hannahrain]

what's a Colin Meloy ?

An exotic cocktail, made by blindfolding a bartender and having him mix together the contents of the first three bottles he can stumblingly locate. all three are poured into a glass, and then mixed by an attractive gentleman wavering his voice up and down in a funny way, so as to make the glass tremble. Best enjoyed while listening to haunting melodies of the seedy underbellies of things.

[bug on your lip]

YUMMY !

[mob roulette]

An exotic cocktail, made by blindfolding a bartender and having him mix together the contents of the first three bottles he can stumblingly locate. all three are poured into a glass, and then mixed by an attractive gentleman wavering his voice up and down in a funny way, so as to make the glass tremble. Best enjoyed while listening to haunting melodies of the seedy underbellies of things.

we're so meant to be together.

say it with me, HORSE-FACE.

[Hannahrain]

Yes he is. I mean, it.

[Hannahrain]

we're so meant to be together.

you have to buy me a few colin meloys before we do anything together.

[TomAz]

Mob:

setting: business casual professional office. Not sweats and tshirts, but rather khakis and nice shirts, no ties.

question: are crewneck undershirts acceptable or should it be strictly v-neck?

caution: I know the answer. I am testing you.

[wmgaretjax]

mob:

corrected link:

http://www.fashionwiredaily.com/firs...le.weml?id=866

Am I joking? I'm not sure.

[mob roulette]

let me get this one out of the way first:

mob:

corrected link:

http://www.fashionwiredaily.com/firs...le.weml?id=866

Am I joking? I'm not sure.

this is some fake ass euroboy soccer shit. no one west of the riviera should be caught dead in these. you'd totally get your ass kicked in the highlands too, though i can actually see ewan mcgregor sporting a pair. fucking nancy. fucking ponce.

also, adding ben kingsley to my homo island. totally forgot about dre son.

also scarlett johansson is a goddamned horseface. admit true.

Mob:

setting: business casual professional office. Not sweats and tshirts, but rather khakis and nice shirts, no ties.

question: are crewneck undershirts acceptable or should it be strictly v-neck?

caution: I know the answer. I am testing you.

tomAZ, this is totally a situational question and you know it. it depends on who you are in the office pecking order and also on the time of year. i've seen stockboys straight FIRED over this type of shit. so let's break it down. v-necks are never really APPROPRIATE but you could wear one as long as no one ever actually SEES it. but you should really be a man and wear an A shirt instead. crewnecks are okay under collared shirts but you should REALLY BE A MAN AND WEAR A GODDAMNED A SHIRT. fucking nancy boys. fucking poofts. crewnecks are perfectly acceptable underneath a SWEATER, but then you should really be a man and wear that sweater with a collared shirt. my own personal rule of thumb in regards to this is to do whatever the BOSS does in relation to VISIBLE undergarments, but then do it with ten times more dignity and style and aplomb. you want his job don't you? i mean don't you? what the hell are you doing over there typing on a message board during goddamned WORK hours for anyway? you should be plotting blackmail or bribing his kids for hot gossip on his failing marriage or something. get with it, tomAZ. get you some. YEAH.

[wmgaretjax]

let me get this one out of the way first:

this is some fake ass euroboy soccer shit. no one west of the riviera should be caught dead in these. you'd totally get your ass kicked in the highlands too, though i can actually see ewan mcgregor sporting a pair. fucking nancy. fucking ponce.

ha ha ha ha ha.

[TomAz]

tomAZ, this is totally a situational question and you know it. it depends on who you are in the office pecking order and also on the time of year. i've seen stockboys straight FIRED over this type of shit. so let's break it down. v-necks are never really APPROPRIATE but you could wear one as long as no one ever actually SEES it. but you should really be a man and wear an A shirt instead. crewnecks are okay under collared shirts but you should REALLY BE A MAN AND WEAR A GODDAMNED A SHIRT. fucking nancy boys. fucking poofts. crewnecks are perfectly acceptable underneath a SWEATER, but then you should really be a man and wear that sweater with a collared shirt. my own personal rule of thumb in regards to this is to do whatever the BOSS does in relation to VISIBLE undergarments, but then do it with ten times more dignity and style and aplomb. you want his job don't you? i mean don't you? what the hell are you doing over there typing on a message board during goddamned WORK hours for anyway? you should be plotting blackmail or bribing his kids for hot gossip on his failing marriage or something. get with it, tomAZ. get you some. YEAH.

I don't even take A shirts seriously.

and, I'm the boss.

[jackstraw94086]

also scarlett johansson is a goddamned horseface. admit true.

I'm glad someone else finally supports this. Why the hell are people subjecting themselves to her?





I love working at the corporate HQ of a retail clothing company. People here wear everything from blazers and wingtips to tank tops and flip flops, with most people landing somewhere comfortably in the middle.

[Yablonowitz]

I don't even take A shirts seriously.

and, I'm the boss.

You don't have a boss of your own? I hope not for your sake because I would find one of those poor employees who has to cope with the reign of tomaz and let them know how he spends his time. You really shouldn't be supervising people, tom. I bet no one gets your references 90% of the time but chuckle nervously anyway.

[bug on your lip]

I love working at the corporate HQ of a retail clothing company. People here wear everything from blazers and wingtips to tank tops and flip flops, with most people landing somewhere comfortably in the middle.

[J~$$$]

hahahahaha.

[jackstraw94086]

If I did work at dress barn I'd still hold my head up high thinking of whatever piece of shit lowrate ass whore emporium you get underpaid at.

[TomAz]

You don't have a boss of your own? I hope not for your sake because I would find one of those poor employees who has to cope with the reign of tomaz and let them know how he spends his time. You really shouldn't be supervising people, tom. I bet no one gets your references 90% of the time but chuckle nervously anyway.

I work with some pretty smart people. I think the figure is closer to 50%.

One could say I have no boss, yes. Or one could say I have many bosses (clients).

[bug on your lip]

If I did work at dress barn I'd still hold my head up high thinking of whatever piece of shit lowrate ass whore emporium you get underpaid at.

hahahahah it IS Dress Barn isn't it ?

hahahahhaah
no wonder you're so bitter

[TomAz]

?

[jackstraw94086]

hahahahah it IS Dress Barn isn't it ?

hahahahhaah
no wonder you're so bitter

nope it's not, but I didn't expect you to read the plain english above where I said it wasn't. You can't be expected to comprehend big people speak.
I'm not bitter, only amused by your pitiful little attempts at spite.

How's your whole creeping closer to a pathetic lonely death thing going for you? You're doing a fabulous job so far.

[jackstraw94086]

?

not quite, but close. I interviewed there. Great company, but the division where the opening was in is clueless.

[bug on your lip]

not quite, but close. I interviewed there. Great company, but the division where the opening was in is clueless.

yeah, you were over-qualified

[jackstraw94086]

yeah, you were over-qualified

actually I pretty much was. good call. I realize that's a tough concept for someone like you. I'm so proud that you came up with that on your own.

Actually though, their operations in the division in question were very unorganized and their planning tools and methods were ancient.

[Yablonowitz]

I work with some pretty smart people. I think the figure is closer to 50%.

One could say I have no boss, yes. Or one could say I have many bosses (clients).

So you're a business owner? And your work involves trips to Asia. Hmmm. Are you running a prostitution ring?

[jackstraw94086]

So you're a business owner? And your work involves trips to Asia. Hmmm. Are you running a prostitution ring?

Everyone knows there are no real business trips to Asia, yablo. Corporations put up fake offices and create fictional clients as a cover.

[TomAz]

no. nothing nearly that interesting.

[vinylmartyr]

Yeah what up with the ho's Tom?

[Yablonowitz]

yeah, you were over-qualified