Fashion Tips for the Workplace

[mob roulette]

And all other social situations that revolve around BUSINESS. I work in sales in a highly competitive industry in perhaps the most metrosexual yet dog-eat-f'ing-dog office in the entire city. And I'm a winner. I'm a closer. I will help you with things like what to order at lunch with a client you're trying to land, what shoes to wear with what pants, how many drinks to order at the "get-together" after work where no one is "watching". All that fun stuff. And I will help you get laid, you stud, or else show you the best way to advance your career through proper grooming, etiquette, and cold calculated strategy. The buck stops here boys. So fire away. No question or topic is off limits and I promise to get back to each and every one of you. During working hours anyway. Or when I don't have a hangover slash "head-cold" (nudge nudge wink wink). Or when I'm not in another GOD-FORSAKEN meeting. Or eating six dollar steak at the local strip club. That's my "me time".

So...who's first?

[SojuGorae]

Are you gay?

[kimery08]

Are you gay?

hahahhaa. i was thinking the same thing but then i remembered in another thread mob said he was a catch - he said that to the ladies.
and me being a lady i cant help but wonder...

mob, how well can a straight man dress?

[mob roulette]

Are you gay?

no. would it help? this is for straight men (all peoples really) looking to succeed in the cutthroat world of high finance and would benefit from some needed fashion advice in one form or another.

gay. how dare you?

[J~$$$]

yeah.....

[TomAz]

how old are you mob?

[full on idle]

Mob Roulette when I wear sneakers on the bus and to walk in, where is the proper place to change into my nice shoes before my interview, in the building where the interview takes place, or outside on the sidewalk in an ATM kiosk?

[mob roulette]

mob, how well can a straight man dress?

good question. in theory, a straight men should only dress as well to the position that he openly aspires to (typically his immediate supervisor). he may secretly aspire to be bank president, but that doesn't mean he should walk around in double breasted suits when he works in the fucking mailroom. so that's theory. in PRACTICE, a straight men should dress only as well as the woman he is secretly trying to attract. if you're trying to land a natalie portman or a rachel weisz, you should by no means come to pick her up in your MCR hoodie and black manic panic hair dye with the frosted tips. conversley, if you're trying to land an alcoholic whacked out stripper from the south (cough cough), don't come dressed in italian silk. you'll only intimidate her. but always carry cash.

does than answer your question? i have to go to a meeting now, but i'll be back.

[CuervoPH]

how old are you mob?

That's what SHE said...

[york707]

I like the spirit of this thread.

[mob roulette]

how old are you mob?

32

Mob Roulette when I wear sneakers on the bus and to walk in, where is the proper place to change into my nice shoes before my interview, in the building where the interview takes place, or outside on the sidewalk in an ATM kiosk?

in the lobby restroom. but bring clorox disinfectant wipes should there not be a lobby restroom. never change your shoes in public. ever.

have to go now. keep them coming though.

[full on idle]

It's making me laugh.

[SojuGorae]

good question. in theory, a straight men should only dress as well to the position that he openly aspires to (typically his immediate supervisor). he may secretly aspire to be bank president, but that doesn't mean he should walk around in double breasted suits when he works in the fucking mailroom. so that's theory. in PRACTICE, a straight men should dress only as well as the woman he is secretly trying to attract. if you're trying to land a natalie portman or a rachel weisz, you should by no means come to pick her up in your MCR hoodie and black manic panis hair dye with the frosted tips. conversley, if you're trying to land an alcoholic whacked out stripper from the south (cough cough), don't come dressed in italian silk. you'll only intimidate her. but always carry cash.

does than answer your question? i have to go to a meeting now, but i'll be back.

But what if you're a groundskeeper? Would it still be Kosher to dress up like the executive you aspire to be?

Wouldn't it be odd for the lawnmower guy to be wearing a snazzy suit while mowing lawn and keeping ground?

Your theory has loopholes. You fail.

[kimery08]

good question. in theory, a straight men should only dress as well to the position that he openly aspires to (typically his immediate supervisor). he may secretly aspire to be bank president, but that doesn't mean he should walk around in double breasted suits when he works in the fucking mailroom. so that's theory. in PRACTICE, a straight men should dress only as well as the woman he is secretly trying to attract. if you're trying to land a natalie portman or a rachel weisz, you should by no means come to pick her up in your MCR hoodie and black manic panis hair dye with the frosted tips. conversley, if you're trying to land an alcoholic whacked out stripper from the south (cough cough), don't come dressed in italian silk. you'll only intimidate her. but always carry cash.

does than answer your question? i have to go to a meeting now, but i'll be back.

yes it does. thank you.

on a personal note, what do you wear when you are secretly trying to attract a woman?

[kimery08]

But what if you're a groundskeeper? Would it still be Kosher to dress up like the executive you aspire to be?

Wouldn't it be odd for the lawnmower guy to be wearing a snazzy suit while mowing lawn and keeping ground?

Your theory has loopholes. You fail.

if i had a lawnmower guy i wouldnt mind it if he wore a snazzy suit while working. maybe hes doin it for the ladies. and i appreciate that.

[TomAz]

Hi. this is a nice thread. nice. smiley face.

[jackstraw94086]

what city do you work in, mob?

[keriann]

or outside on the sidewalk in an ATM kiosk?

= lolz

[Yablonowitz]

Jesus, I love this guy. Fresh fucking air.

[amyzzz]

This reminds me somehow of that In the Company of Men movie.

[jackstraw94086]

This reminds me somehow of that In the Company of Men movie.

how so? It sounds like an honest question.

[SojuGorae]

"She's deaf? hahahaha That's great... So... how are we suppose to talk to her? Screech like a fucking dolphin?"

[jackstraw94086]

see what you started, zzz?

[tessalasset]

seriously i love this guy.

[bmack86]

I'm entertained

[full on idle]

I'm on team Mob Roulette.

[hawkingvsreeve]

if i had a lawnmower guy i wouldnt mind it if he wore a snazzy suit while working.

?

[jackstraw94086]

I'm on team Mob Roulette.

your uniform:

[fatbastard]

I will help you with things like what to order at lunch with a client

What should you order if your eating lunch with your boss?

[kimery08]

?

hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

that is sooooooooooo much better than a suit.