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    And all other social situations that revolve around BUSINESS. I work in sales in a highly competitive industry in perhaps the most metrosexual yet dog-eat-f'ing-dog office in the entire city. And I'm a winner. I'm a closer. I will help you with things like what to order at lunch with a client you're trying to land, what shoes to wear with what pants, how many drinks to order at the "get-together" after work where no one is "watching". All that fun stuff. And I will help you get laid, you stud, or else show you the best way to advance your career through proper grooming, etiquette, and cold calculated strategy. The buck stops here boys. So fire away. No question or topic is off limits and I promise to get back to each and every one of you. During working hours anyway. Or when I don't have a hangover slash "head-cold" (nudge nudge wink wink). Or when I'm not in another GOD-FORSAKEN meeting. Or eating six dollar steak at the local strip club. That's my "me time".

    So...who's first?
    Last edited by mob roulette; 02-08-2007 at 01:32 PM. Reason: depressed because everybody's paying more attention to the anna nicole thread.

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    Are you gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    Are you gay?
    hahahhaa. i was thinking the same thing but then i remembered in another thread mob said he was a catch - he said that to the ladies.
    and me being a lady i cant help but wonder...

    mob, how well can a straight man dress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    Are you gay?
    no. would it help? this is for straight men (all peoples really) looking to succeed in the cutthroat world of high finance and would benefit from some needed fashion advice in one form or another.

    gay. how dare you?

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    yeah.....

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    how old are you mob?
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    Mob Roulette when I wear sneakers on the bus and to walk in, where is the proper place to change into my nice shoes before my interview, in the building where the interview takes place, or outside on the sidewalk in an ATM kiosk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    mob, how well can a straight man dress?
    good question. in theory, a straight men should only dress as well to the position that he openly aspires to (typically his immediate supervisor). he may secretly aspire to be bank president, but that doesn't mean he should walk around in double breasted suits when he works in the fucking mailroom. so that's theory. in PRACTICE, a straight men should dress only as well as the woman he is secretly trying to attract. if you're trying to land a natalie portman or a rachel weisz, you should by no means come to pick her up in your MCR hoodie and black manic panic hair dye with the frosted tips. conversley, if you're trying to land an alcoholic whacked out stripper from the south (cough cough), don't come dressed in italian silk. you'll only intimidate her. but always carry cash.

    does than answer your question? i have to go to a meeting now, but i'll be back.
    Last edited by mob roulette; 09-17-2007 at 03:23 PM.

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    how old are you mob?
    That's what SHE said...

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    I like the spirit of this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    how old are you mob?
    32

    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    Mob Roulette when I wear sneakers on the bus and to walk in, where is the proper place to change into my nice shoes before my interview, in the building where the interview takes place, or outside on the sidewalk in an ATM kiosk?
    in the lobby restroom. but bring clorox disinfectant wipes should there not be a lobby restroom. never change your shoes in public. ever.

    have to go now. keep them coming though.

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    It's making me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mob roulette View Post
    good question. in theory, a straight men should only dress as well to the position that he openly aspires to (typically his immediate supervisor). he may secretly aspire to be bank president, but that doesn't mean he should walk around in double breasted suits when he works in the fucking mailroom. so that's theory. in PRACTICE, a straight men should dress only as well as the woman he is secretly trying to attract. if you're trying to land a natalie portman or a rachel weisz, you should by no means come to pick her up in your MCR hoodie and black manic panis hair dye with the frosted tips. conversley, if you're trying to land an alcoholic whacked out stripper from the south (cough cough), don't come dressed in italian silk. you'll only intimidate her. but always carry cash.

    does than answer your question? i have to go to a meeting now, but i'll be back.
    But what if you're a groundskeeper? Would it still be Kosher to dress up like the executive you aspire to be?

    Wouldn't it be odd for the lawnmower guy to be wearing a snazzy suit while mowing lawn and keeping ground?

    Your theory has loopholes. You fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mob roulette View Post
    good question. in theory, a straight men should only dress as well to the position that he openly aspires to (typically his immediate supervisor). he may secretly aspire to be bank president, but that doesn't mean he should walk around in double breasted suits when he works in the fucking mailroom. so that's theory. in PRACTICE, a straight men should dress only as well as the woman he is secretly trying to attract. if you're trying to land a natalie portman or a rachel weisz, you should by no means come to pick her up in your MCR hoodie and black manic panis hair dye with the frosted tips. conversley, if you're trying to land an alcoholic whacked out stripper from the south (cough cough), don't come dressed in italian silk. you'll only intimidate her. but always carry cash.

    does than answer your question? i have to go to a meeting now, but i'll be back.

    yes it does. thank you.

    on a personal note, what do you wear when you are secretly trying to attract a woman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    But what if you're a groundskeeper? Would it still be Kosher to dress up like the executive you aspire to be?

    Wouldn't it be odd for the lawnmower guy to be wearing a snazzy suit while mowing lawn and keeping ground?

    Your theory has loopholes. You fail.
    if i had a lawnmower guy i wouldnt mind it if he wore a snazzy suit while working. maybe hes doin it for the ladies. and i appreciate that.

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    Hi. this is a nice thread. nice. smiley face.
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    what city do you work in, mob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    or outside on the sidewalk in an ATM kiosk?
    = lolz

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    Jesus, I love this guy. Fresh fucking air.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    This reminds me somehow of that In the Company of Men movie.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    This reminds me somehow of that In the Company of Men movie.
    how so? It sounds like an honest question.

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    "She's deaf? hahahaha That's great... So... how are we suppose to talk to her? Screech like a fucking dolphin?"

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    see what you started, zzz?

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    seriously i love this guy.


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    I'm entertained
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    I'm on team Mob Roulette.

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    if i had a lawnmower guy i wouldnt mind it if he wore a snazzy suit while working.


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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    I'm on team Mob Roulette.
    your uniform:


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    Quote Originally Posted by mob roulette View Post
    I will help you with things like what to order at lunch with a client
    What should you order if your eating lunch with your boss?
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post


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    hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

    that is sooooooooooo much better than a suit.

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