Anna Nicole Smith

[J~$$$]

I was crossin over into the lost thread.

[amyzzz]

I think it's sad that Anna Nicole pretty much had one card to play--beauty--and she ended up taking that as far as it would go by inheriting $400 million, but that still didn't give her enough stability and security to be able to live happily to an old age. It's just sad.

And my god, that poor baby. If only she could be adopted anonymously to a good family.

[Disco!]

Whacked out conspiracy theory time!
She has the geriatric oil money, hooks up with mr. lawyer man.
Son drops dead. She drops dead.

How could the lawyer not have any connection to this?

How long til the baby is 'removed'?

[TomAz]

someone call Monk

[Hannahrain]

What a drama queen/attention whore! That Trimspa shit will kill you.

I know, what a bitch. Dying like that, the stupid whore. She just wanted attention.

[SojuGorae]

I know, what a bitch. Dying like that, the stupid whore. She just wanted attention.

hahahahahahahahahaha

What a cunt!

[caco0283]

this shit is crazy...when i left the board ealier to go to lunch i was meeting a friend a Passion which is in the Hard Rock......needless to say we could never get in cos of the reporters and cops

[bmack86]

so, it's raining ex-playboy models who hocked weight-loss pills

[comedeysal]

do you think she went to heaven or hell?

[PotVsKtl]

J. Q. Vandz struck my big fox whelp.

[kimery08]

J. Q. Vandz struck my big fox whelp.

i dont know what that means

[amyzzz]

Is it a game?

[mob roulette]

And my god, that poor baby. If only she could be adopted anonymously to a good family.

How long til the baby is 'removed'?

Give her to Courtney. I heard she's on the straight and narrow now. Couldn't do no worse.

Talk radio was mercilessly slamming Anna in the car on the way back from my meeting. I can see this going on for weeks. Sad yet entertaining in its own society of the spectacle/car crash way.

[woogie846]

She probably still a little warm.

ewwwww

[bmack86]

Pot's post is perplexing.

[SojuGorae]

do you think she went to heaven or hell?

All strippers go to heaven

[mob roulette]

you know when the shit's really gonna hit the fan? when they find the doctor who has been prescribing her painkillers and elephant tranquilizers and whatnot because of her "back pain". ten bucks says it was cash and carry, all you can eat.

not sure anybody in the immediate family will have the foresight or care enough to bring up the words "wrongful death lawsuit" though. cause i mean, what immediate family?

ooooh. no he din't....yes i did.

[Jenniehoo]

I feel kind of bad for her. I watched her show sometimes. I think she was really kind of retarded and did the best she could with limited resources.

Her life was kind of like a train wreck and the whole thing is tragic.

[scoop49er]

honestly to alot of you, show some fucking respect for the dead. her son died and now the child she just had goes motherless. i know life is hard but fuck man its not cool to be laughing about death. u get one shot and thats it, show respect...

[mob roulette]

honestly to alot of you, show some fucking respect for the dead. her son died and now the child she just had goes motherless. i know life is hard but fuck man its not cool to be laughing about death. u get one shot and thats it, show respect...

wow. you had me at hello.

[tiffdud41]

i feel for the baby, all alone in the world w/out her mommy. now who's gonna take care of her? maybe anna's hillbilly family will take on the responsibility and hope to cash in once she's 18

[mob roulette]

i feel for the baby, all alone in the world w/out her mommy. now who's gonna take care of her? maybe anna's hillbilly family will take on the responsibility and hope to cash in once she's 18

yo tiff, i totally just had to google dudleyville to see if it existed. i'd never heard of it. that's like so awesome in like this really specific post-modern way. do you really live there? if so, what's the population? and what kind of internet service do you have?

seriously these are real questions. one of my clients has a land interest out that way. oh and also, if it's named after somebody, who was the original dudley, if you know? thanks.

[Jenniehoo]

Dudley Moore.

Maybe her cousin Shelly will take care of the kid.

[Hannahrain]

oh and also, if it's named after somebody, who was the original dudley, if you know? thanks.

maybe it was dudley moore.

[Hannahrain]

dang. you beat me to it.

[Jenniehoo]

There aren't that many Dudley's for us to guess.

Oh man, I wish a town was named after Dudley Moore. I loved Arthur.

[mob roulette]

Dudley Moore.

Maybe her cousin Shelly will take care of the kid.

maybe. i was thinking of dudley do right or something. like maybe the cartoon creator retired there. or like it's a never completed theme park or something from when the show didn't catch on fire quite the way they thought it would.

was shelly the weird hilbilly who used to make appearances on the reality show? or is that a refernce i'm missing. also, what happened to that butch personal assistant she used to have that was so in love with her? was that just for tv? she seemed sort of normal, albeit horribly misguided. ah, love.

[Jenniehoo]

That show was a guilty pleasure for me. The butch assistant was still her friend, as far as I knew, until recently at least. But, yeah, her name was Kim. HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON! Let's never forget her.

And, yeah, Shelly was the cousin. She was horrifying. I honestly hope, for the baby's sake, that it ends up on the other side of whatever family it has.
NOT BEING INSENSITIVE - just sayin', yo.

[Alchemy]

Whacked out conspiracy theory time!
She has the geriatric oil money, hooks up with mr. lawyer man.
Son drops dead. She drops dead.

How could the lawyer not have any connection to this?

How long til the baby is 'removed'?

That is a good theory... But allow me to add this into the mix:



Could Kristie Alley have put her archnemesis to rest?

[tiffdud41]

yo tiff, i totally just had to google dudleyville to see if it existed. i'd never heard of it. that's like so awesome in like this really specific post-modern way. do you really live there? if so, what's the population? and what kind of internet service do you have?

seriously these are real questions. one of my clients has a land interest out that way. oh and also, if it's named after somebody, who was the original dudley, if you know? thanks.

holy cow...weeeell, yes it's a real place and I really live here. The population is less than a thousand, but it's like 7 miles to another dinky town and another 10 from there to get to a grocery store.

I have AOL. it's dial up. It's the most dependable connection I've found out here. There's always HughesNet but I like having both arms and legs.