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    Default It's raining TRIMSPA-hawking, Octogenarian-fetishists

    a friend of mine just called me from florida and said that she OD'd in a hotel room. stop. desperately seeking confirmation. stop. can anyone help? stop. absolutely riveted slash terrified over here.
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    Theres a news alert on cnn.com about it?
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    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    Theres a news alert on cnn.com about it?
    i know. i just wanted first post, stereogum style. i'm a vampire when it comes to tragic celebrity deaths. poor girl though.

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    Yeah, just heard this on the radio.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Aw shit, I thought you were gonna say that she's the new headliner for Friday night

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    What a drama queen/attention whore! That Trimspa shit will kill you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    What a drama queen/attention whore! That Trimspa shit will kill you.
    cold-blooded man. i think she's dead yo. her site's crashed and authorities are saying it doesn't look good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    What a drama queen/attention whore! That Trimspa shit will kill you.
    I know, what a bitch. Dying like that, the stupid whore. She just wanted attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I know, what a bitch. Dying like that, the stupid whore. She just wanted attention.
    hahahahahahahahahaha

    What a cunt!

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    YEAH JUST HEARD SHE DIED

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    yeah she just died


    edit: i just realized shes on my death pool

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    Anna's Lawyer: "Anna Nicole Smith is Deceased"

    Posted Feb 8th 2007 2:55PM by TMZ Staff
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    Anna Nicole Smith has died, this according to her attorney Ron Rail.

    Smith collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida and died at a local hospital hours later..

    According to hotel officials, Smith was "unresponsive" and emergency responders performed CPR at the scene and a breathing apparatus was inserted in her throat. Anna was immediately transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2:00 PM EST.

    WFOR-TV in Miami reports that Anna was found unresponsive in her hotel room. Local streets were closed off to rush Smith to the hospital, three miles away. Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel.

    Anna had been hospitalized for a week last November with pneumonia. Daughter Dannielynn, subject of an ongoing DNA test battle, was born on September 7. Her son Daniel died of a drug overdose on September 10.

    Anna frequented the Hard Rock. Just a month ago, a playful Anna was caught showing off new body art to Hulk Hogan during a boxing match.
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    damn
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    my life will never be the same.

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    Thats what the greedy pig gets. Marrying an old guy just to get his money.

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    Suicide?

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    I'd still bang her.

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    IT WAS ALL THAT TRIM SPA!!!

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    I'd still bang her.
    She probably still a little warm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    She probably still a little warm.
    ewwwww

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    I guess Anna Nicole Smith will have to miss Coachella.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    it was fun while it lasted. who's going to get all that geriatric oil cash now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    it was fun while it lasted. who's going to get all that geriatric oil cash now?
    Her ex-lawyer/slimy widow, Howard K Stern.

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    damn seriously some of ya'll are really cold blooded

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    I wonder if President Bush will consider this a success on his war on terror. After all, it was Florida again.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    I wonder if President Bush will consider this a success on his war on terror. After all, it was Florida again.
    no. this is AMERICA. if anna nicole dies, the terrorists WIN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    I wonder if President Bush will consider this a success on his war on terror. After all, it was Florida again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shotglass75 View Post
    not since blazing saddles has a horse made such an impact on the comedy world...look at his head!

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