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    Default F*ck Christmas

    Seriously.
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    Default Re: F*ck Christmas

    f*ck you.

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    Salah the title should have been EEEFFFFFF CHRISTMAS. I am disapointed in your failure.
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    Wait....are you suprefan?
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    Seriously.



    there are alternatives...

    thanks for playing
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    Salah's one of the stranger posters I've seen on this board, lately. I don't if that means anything though.
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    For some reason, the Kwanza thing reminds me me -- on the freeway this morning I saw an SUV in front of me with a menorah on top (partially lit), a huge "Happy Hanukah" banner on the back, some lit-up taxi-style sign on top that looked like it had Hebrew writing on it.
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    Wait....are you suprefan?
    Yes you caught me. I am really Suprefan's alias. Time to come clean I guess.
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    I meant sbessiso. Because of the f*ck. Supre doesn't "cuss" online.
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    I dont know what you are talking about Salah this is going to be the best christmas ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Yes you caught me. I am really Suprefan's alias. Time to come clean I guess.
    Wow. You should get a job in hollywood doing costume design or at least go on Montel because the way you alias in the real world totally had me fooled.

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I meant sbessiso. Because of the f*ck. Supre doesn't "cuss" online.
    Oh . . . . I was confused and decided to confess anyways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    I dont know what you are talking about Salah this is going to be the best christmas ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    Wow. You should get a job in hollywood doing costume design or at least go on Montel because the way you alias in the real world totally had me fooled.
    What can i say, I am a pro. I am thinking Oprah would be much than Montel.
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    Montel is mostly about whos the baby's daddy anyway
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Montel is mostly about whos the baby's daddy anyway
    Exactly I have done that show way to many times already. Time to move on to biiger and better things.
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    Oprah maybe. What about Dateline? Dateline is serious business.

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    but christmas is for the gheys!

    Oh, and what ally said:
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    fuck christ.
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    I thought Dateline just covered child predators?
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    I thought Dateline just covered child predators?
    Really? I haven't seen it in a while. I think they also do missing wives/children/husbands too. Cause, you know, that shit is rare and totally newsworthy.

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    I agree with the first post.
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    '06, '07, '08, '09, '11!

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    I just got a Christmas tree with my Grandfather and put it up so HA!
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    I'm so excited for christmas. PRESENTS.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    fuck this week. i dont wanna work, but guess where the fuck i am. at least i took next week off.

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    It's Christmas? Shit, I still have Halloween candy by the front door! The only decorations I have are all the goodies that Feather sent me as my Santa gift, and the fucking speeding ticket I got on the way home last nite while singing "Dashing through the snow" at 20 miles over the speed limit! Not a good way to start my 4 days of Christmas vacation! Grrrrr!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    It's Christmas? Shit, I still have Halloween candy by the front door! The only decorations I have are all the goodies that Feather sent me as my Santa gift, and the fucking speed I got on the way home last nite while singing "Dashing through the snow" at 20 miles over the speed limit! Not a good way to start my 4 days of Christmas vacation! Grrrrr!
    fixed.
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    I Christmas!

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    im getting the bah-hum bug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    fixed.
    I wish it could be fixed that easy, Calmer...I have a bad feeling this is gonna be a costly gift...Anyone have a clue at the $ fine I may be looking at for 20 over the limit?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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