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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    once again. show us something funny and we'll laugh. Your pitiful hack at humor wouldn't fly in the UK either. Your countrymen are probably cringing over being associated with your horrible pre-school humor.
    nope. He's just a southerner, leave him alone.

    Yank's obviously have got nothing better to do than get all angry about a freaking story, big bunch of babies.

    You dont like it, dont read it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    I think Nick Hornby just shot himself so that he could roll over in his grave.
    Nick Hornby is american...

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    i simply enjoy toying with people..........
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    I'm from Preston but cheers kid!
    And do get the humour in the Kriss Akabusi story?

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    of course i bloody do, unlike people from *OTHER* Countries, i have a sense of humour

    big bada boom....

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    Quote Originally Posted by blakely View Post
    i simply enjoy toying with people..........
    I enjoy toying your mum!!!!!

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    Yank's obviously have got nothing better to do than get all angry about a freaking story, big bunch of babies.
    And Brit is obviously have got nothing better to say than "you're an American and you don't get our humor".

    You jack-booted fascists! Why does everyone else in the world get to be funny except for us?
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    hehe, that was pretty funny i have to say.

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    For the last time, it's HUMOUR (with a u)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadowsmeister View Post
    Nick Hornby is american...
    Born in Surrrey, lives in Highbury. Turn in your Anglo card.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Nick Hornby invented the Hornby model railway

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    touche! (no, not douche)

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    Quote Originally Posted by randy ricochet View Post
    I enjoy toying your mum!!!!!
    really man????

    that all you have to contribute???

    a your mom joke???

    and not even a good one???
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    Eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blakely View Post
    really man????

    that all you have to contribute???

    a your mom joke???

    and not even a good one???
    Who said it was a joke?....and i contributed the initial piece of genius and have suceeded in creating a thread with 100 posts!

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    want a cookie???
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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    randy, remember when you tried to get it on with a dude on the old board?
    So anyway divot, who was the bird he used to have on his profile then or is it just some random?.....and when i said she looked lik Cameron Diaz, he replied in a rather feminine way, you should sort him out!

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    No ta

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    Quote Originally Posted by randy ricochet View Post
    So anyway divot, who was the bird he used to have on his profile then or is it just some random?.....and when i said she looked lik Cameron Diaz, he replied in a rather feminine way, you should sort him out!
    Yes, because he had no intention of disabusing you of your assumption regarding his gender. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but that is called humor with an "o" to the no-u.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadowsmeister View Post
    nope. He's just a southerner, leave him alone.

    Yank's obviously have got nothing better to do than get all angry about a freaking story, big bunch of babies.

    You dont like it, dont read it.
    Don't read it? This is what a message board is for in case the two of you pasty-faced fog breathers hadn't figured that out yet. I didn't taunt him initially, only after he decided to level childish and banal remarks about americans on an american board. It's not offensive, just irritatingly stupid. You're just too british to admit that if an american entered a british message board, posted an assinine and poorly written sex story, then was arrogant enough to accuse them of "not getting it", he'd be flamed as well.
    There are brits who frequent this board who are funny, but then there are vapid little tits like you who think you're clever hurling out American generalizations that aren't the least bit offensive. For the good of your countrymen, and the species in general, please slice your balls off like your welsh friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by randy ricochet View Post
    So anyway divot, who was the bird he used to have on his profile then or is it just some random?.....and when i said she looked lik Cameron Diaz, he replied in a rather feminine way, you should sort him out!
    Your protests are adorable, you little homo.

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    I'm very happy. Know why? I discovered this little button that says I can ignore Randy Ricochet automatically.
    Randy, welcome to the ignore list buddy.
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    Oh god is that ever satisfying
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    this thread is strange

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    hahahahaha someone gave this thread one star

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    This is the best thing that's happened on the new board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randy ricochet View Post
    Oh and it is Harbour...as it is Colour!....you forget we invented ENGLISH!!!
    Randy you did get yourself in some shit. Its spelled Harbor because us Americans like to fuck things up and try to make them simple. I know it should be Harbour but alot of Americans don't know that.

    But unlike my American brothers I did get the joke. I found it some what funny.
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    We speak a different dialect of English, and thus spellings and pronounciations change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerpar24 View Post
    Randy you did get yourself in some shit. Its spelled Harbor because us Americans like to fuck things up and try to make them simple. I know it should be Harbour but alot of Americans don't know that.

    But unlike my American brothers I did get the joke. I found it some what funny.
    Holy shit. I'm choking on the reek of arrogance in this thread. You must not get out much if you think most americans on a message board such as this don't know about the british and their colours and harbours and their practise of using s's instead of "zed"s and their serviettes, aluminium, lorries, lifts, and loos and hhhhherbs. It's not a fucking mystery. Gabe didn't give the little pissant shit because he thought he mispelled the word. He gave him shit because he DID mispell it. If he was refering to the American film the title is "Pearl Harbor". "harbor" is not a "fucked up" spelling. We changed it and fuck off if you don't want to spell it that way. Our english has been modified over the last few centuries by the millions of people that have come here from all over the world. Shit changes. It's why you're not sitting here reading fucking sanskrit. Get over it.
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    haha, sanskrit......
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