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    I was in an accident last night on my way home from a show. Car's totaled. There's a good chance this could be a wonderful gift considering that my car was gross and shitty and I was smart enough to take out a thorough insurance policy. But before I call in, there are a couple of questions I'd like to ask of someone who actually knows the general workings and policies of an Allstate, for example.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    i sent you a PM

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    Hope you are alright.

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    Are you all right, Randy?

    EDIT: And what show?
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    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    was it awesome? some crashes can be a good experience
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    I'm perfectly fine, just irritated at how I always seem to fuck things up when they're starting to go well. I had just landed a great new job yesterday, wouldn't start until the sixth so hopefully by then I can get some wheels. Luckily, I was smart enough to take out a relatively full insurance policy including rental car and collision.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I'm perfectly fine, just irritated at how I always seem to fuck things up when they're starting to go well. I had just landed a great new job yesterday, wouldn't start until the sixth so hopefully by then I can get some wheels. Luckily, I was smart enough to take out a relatively full insurance policy including rental car and collision.
    whats the new job?

    congrats
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    IT consultant for a great boutique firm in Santa Monica that handles high-end really expensive networks.

    And the show was Amazing Baby at the Bordello in downtown. Venue was really, really cool, bands sucked ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    congrats randy, youve come so far...

    :::tear:::
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    “if you hang in long enough, good things can happen in this life!”

















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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    “if you hang in long enough, good things can happen in this life!”

    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I'm perfectly fine, just irritated at how I always seem to fuck things up when they're starting to go well. I had just landed a great new job yesterday
    instant Karma got you .... LOL LOL LOL LOL
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    congrats on getting a job

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    Were you tripping balls and you couldn't tell which road was the real road then BOOM?
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    You were right. I was wrong.

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    No. I could've been soberer but was far from significantly inebriated, I'd just been on like four hours sleep a night all week and drifted into a car parked on a bridge. WHO THE FUCK PARKS ON A BRIDGE?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    does the owner of the bridge car know who hit them?
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    Well, glad that you're alright, Randy. Congrats on the new job, too.

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    was jack about to jump off the bridge, which caused you to crash and then did he save you from the wreckage and become a false hero?

    *waves hands*

    LOST!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    does the owner of the bridge car know who hit them?
    No clue. They had to tow their car because they weren't around and the cops couldn't leave it there obstructing traffic. There was even some speculation on the cops' part that they thought it might have been stolen and left there, though I'm not sure why. But I guess the owner is probably finding out now.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    So, by "drifted into" you mean preoccupied with flagging down an Asian tranny?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    Maybe it was a lady and she was on the run from her abusive boyfriend in her last sovereign possession (her car) with her baby child and then her car broke down on the bridge and she had to take her baby child and walk 16 miles (in the rain) to a closed service station to crouch on the steps with her baby child praying for the sun to rise and end the rain and bring the owners of the service station to open it and help her regain her vehicle so she and her baby child could continue their journey and now she's going to go back to the bridge and her car will be gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    So, by "drifted into" you mean preoccupied with flagging down an Asian tranny?

    Ah yes, the Mercedes Benz of trannies.


    Congrats on the job, Randy, and that's real shitty about the bridge car incident. I dunno.......sometimes you gotta hit a car on a bridge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by real talk View Post
    Maybe it was a lady and she was on the run from her abusive boyfriend in her last sovereign possession (her car) with her baby child and then her car broke down on the bridge and she had to take her baby child and walk 16 miles (in the rain) to a closed service station to crouch on the steps with her baby child praying for the sun to rise and end the rain and bring the owners of the service station to open it and help her regain her vehicle so she and her baby child could continue their journey and now she's going to go back to the bridge and her car will be gone.
    I dont think BD ventures out to LA
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    I dont think BD ventures out to LA

    I don't think BD's capable of reproducing.

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    WHO THE FUCK PARKS ON A BRIDGE?
    Free Will.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    ^well played
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    FREE WILL FACE
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Were the cops wasting any time speculating your sobriety or was that not an issue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Were the cops wasting any time speculating your sobriety or was that not an issue?

    there is a disclaimer on the OxyContin bottle regarding the "inability to distinguish parked cars from mobile cars" side effect
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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