Anybody Work or Have Worked in Auto Insurance?

[RotationSlimWang]

I was in an accident last night on my way home from a show. Car's totaled. There's a good chance this could be a wonderful gift considering that my car was gross and shitty and I was smart enough to take out a thorough insurance policy. But before I call in, there are a couple of questions I'd like to ask of someone who actually knows the general workings and policies of an Allstate, for example.

[happypappy420]

i sent you a PM

[ivankay]

Hope you are alright.

[Somewhat Damaged]

Are you all right, Randy?

EDIT: And what show?

[CalmerThanYou]

was it awesome? some crashes can be a good experience

[RotationSlimWang]

I'm perfectly fine, just irritated at how I always seem to fuck things up when they're starting to go well. I had just landed a great new job yesterday, wouldn't start until the sixth so hopefully by then I can get some wheels. Luckily, I was smart enough to take out a relatively full insurance policy including rental car and collision.

[Mr. Dylanja]

[CalmerThanYou]

I'm perfectly fine, just irritated at how I always seem to fuck things up when they're starting to go well. I had just landed a great new job yesterday, wouldn't start until the sixth so hopefully by then I can get some wheels. Luckily, I was smart enough to take out a relatively full insurance policy including rental car and collision.

whats the new job?

congrats

[RotationSlimWang]

IT consultant for a great boutique firm in Santa Monica that handles high-end really expensive networks.

And the show was Amazing Baby at the Bordello in downtown. Venue was really, really cool, bands sucked ass.

[CalmerThanYou]

congrats randy, youve come so far...

:::tear:::

[faxman75]

“if you hang in long enough, good things can happen in this life!”

[CalmerThanYou]

“if you hang in long enough, good things can happen in this life!”

[bug on your lip]

I'm perfectly fine, just irritated at how I always seem to fuck things up when they're starting to go well. I had just landed a great new job yesterday

instant Karma got you .... LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Trick Loves The Kids]

congrats on getting a job

[real talk]

Were you tripping balls and you couldn't tell which road was the real road then BOOM?

[RotationSlimWang]

No. I could've been soberer but was far from significantly inebriated, I'd just been on like four hours sleep a night all week and drifted into a car parked on a bridge. WHO THE FUCK PARKS ON A BRIDGE?

[allyjoy]

does the owner of the bridge car know who hit them?

[Hopeless Semantic]

Well, glad that you're alright, Randy. Congrats on the new job, too.

[chairmenmeow47]

was jack about to jump off the bridge, which caused you to crash and then did he save you from the wreckage and become a false hero?

*waves hands*

LOST!

[RotationSlimWang]

does the owner of the bridge car know who hit them?

No clue. They had to tow their car because they weren't around and the cops couldn't leave it there obstructing traffic. There was even some speculation on the cops' part that they thought it might have been stolen and left there, though I'm not sure why. But I guess the owner is probably finding out now.

[Mr. Dylanja]

So, by "drifted into" you mean preoccupied with flagging down an Asian tranny?

[real talk]

Maybe it was a lady and she was on the run from her abusive boyfriend in her last sovereign possession (her car) with her baby child and then her car broke down on the bridge and she had to take her baby child and walk 16 miles (in the rain) to a closed service station to crouch on the steps with her baby child praying for the sun to rise and end the rain and bring the owners of the service station to open it and help her regain her vehicle so she and her baby child could continue their journey and now she's going to go back to the bridge and her car will be gone.

[TommyboyUNM]

So, by "drifted into" you mean preoccupied with flagging down an Asian tranny?

Ah yes, the Mercedes Benz of trannies.


Congrats on the job, Randy, and that's real shitty about the bridge car incident. I dunno.......sometimes you gotta hit a car on a bridge?

[CalmerThanYou]

Maybe it was a lady and she was on the run from her abusive boyfriend in her last sovereign possession (her car) with her baby child and then her car broke down on the bridge and she had to take her baby child and walk 16 miles (in the rain) to a closed service station to crouch on the steps with her baby child praying for the sun to rise and end the rain and bring the owners of the service station to open it and help her regain her vehicle so she and her baby child could continue their journey and now she's going to go back to the bridge and her car will be gone.

I dont think BD ventures out to LA

[TommyboyUNM]

I dont think BD ventures out to LA

I don't think BD's capable of reproducing.

[Blinken]

WHO THE FUCK PARKS ON A BRIDGE?

Free Will.

[allyjoy]

^well played

[RotationSlimWang]

FREE WILL FACE

[faxman75]

Were the cops wasting any time speculating your sobriety or was that not an issue?

[bug on your lip]

Were the cops wasting any time speculating your sobriety or was that not an issue?

there is a disclaimer on the OxyContin bottle regarding the "inability to distinguish parked cars from mobile cars" side effect