Any Americans want to join our British Music forum?

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

http://www.audiojunkies.net
(click on forum)

Much as I love my fellow brits, we are such a little island. Our opinions are second to none right? The few Americans that have ventured/stumbled into our humble abode have hung around and tell us all the magical things that Americans know about music.

WE BASICALLY NEED MORE AMERICANS to come and hang out with us in this forum. We need internationla music debate and all of our girls are HOT. I promise. Us guys arent much to look at, but every now and again we pull one out of the bag.

As an incentive here is the new arcade fire album 'neon bible'


http://www.audiojunkies.net/index.ph...95&Item id=65



come and save us!


Jed
aj editor

[jackstraw94086]

avast, ye mangy pirate

[J~$$$]

How do I know that you are not a just an internet predator luring me into your e-van?

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

I could easily be a predator, but we have no crime in Britain. Our streets are paved with gold dontcha know.


gold and girls.


Jed
golden girls

[TomAz]

JOHN
Eh ... pardon me for asking but who's that
little old man?

PAUL
What little old man?

JOHN
(pointing)
That little old man.

PAUL
Oh, that one. That's me Grandfather.

GEORGE
That's not your Grandfather.

PAUL
It is, y'know.

GEORGE
But your Grandfather lives in your house. I've
seen him.

PAUL
Oh, that's me other Grandfather, but this one's
me Grandfather and all.

JOHN
How d'you reckon that one out?

PAUL
Well ... everyone's entitled to two, aren't
they, and this is me other one.

JOHN
(long suffering)
Well we know that but what's he doing here?

PAUL
Well, me mother thought the trip 'ud do him
good.

RINGO
How's that?

PAUL
Oh ... he's nursing a broken heart.

The lads all look intently at the GRANDFATHER.

JOHN
Aah ... the poor old thing.

He leans across to GRANDFATHER.

JOHN
Eh, Mister... are you nursing a broken heart
then?

The GRANDFATHER nods soulfully glares at him, in a way that indicates
yes.

PAUL
(whispering)
You see, he was going to get married but she
threw him over for a butcher.

GEORGE
A butcher?

PAUL
Yeah, she was fickle.

JOHN
Aye and fond of fresh meat and all.

PAUL
(seriously)
No ... it was his sweetbreads. She was dead
kinky for sweetbreads. Anyroad, me mother
thought it'ud give him a change of scenery,
like.

JOHN
Oh, I see.

He inspects GRANDFATHER carefully.

JOHN
(to PAUL)
Eh, he's a nice old man, isn't he?

PAUL
Oh yeah, he's very clean, y'know.

They all agree with PAUL.

JOHN has been examining GRANDFATHER. He now leans forward to him.

JOHN
(in an over-friendly voice)
Hello, Grandfather!

GRANDFATHER
Hello.

JOHN
(delightedly)
He can talk then?

PAUL
(indignantly)
Course he can talk. He's a human being, like.
Isn't he?

RINGO
(grinning)
Well ... if he's your Grandfather, who knows?

The lads all laugh.

JOHN
And we're looking after him, are we?

GRANDFATHER
I'll look after meself.

PAUL
Aye, that's what I'm afraid of!

JOHN
He's got you worried, then?

PAUL
Him, he costs you a fortune in breach of
promise cases. He's a villain and a right mixer
as well.

GEORGE
(disbelieving)
Gerron.

PAUL
No, straight up.

GRANDFATHER
The lad's given you the simple truth. I'm
cursed wid irresistible charm, I'm too
attractive to be let loose.

At this moment, SHAKE, a tall man who works with the BOYS, pulls open
the door of the compartment.

SHAKE
You got on all right then?

BOYS
Hi, Shake.

SHAKE
We're here. Norm'll be along in a mo' with the
tickets.

He sees GRANDFATHER.

SHAKE
Morning!
(whispers)
Who's that little old man?

GEORGE
It's Paul's grandfather.

SHAKE
Oh aye, but I thought ...

JOHN
(cutting in)
No, that's his other one.

SHAKE
That's all right then.

JOHN
(displaying Grandfather)
Clean though, isn't he?

SHAKE
Oh yes, he's clean all right.

[mob roulette]

underrated. comic. masterpiece. the dialogue in this just never gets enough props.

[vinylmartyr]

Is there a poster called mozzamarr there? If so I would like to speak with him.

[fober]

I've reported you to the NSA just to be safe.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Hi Jed.

I gave Jed and his friend Tom a ride home from the festival last year... or was it the year before? And the car was so full that I had to sit in the trunk, where I fell asleep. True story.

[breakjaw]

If you're really British,shouldn't you say boot (instead of trunk)?

[vinylmartyr]

yeah what breakjaw said

[Hannahrain]

So you have incentive for guys... What incentive do you have for us american girls?

[jerpar24]

Ya I tihnk i'll check it out

[summerkid]

Ah what the hell I'll join even though I'm really not too keen on your guys' music scene right now.

[psychic friend]

Re: Any Americans want to join our British Music forum?

why are you trying to steal our members? ghey

[summerkid]

Re: Any Americans want to join our British Music forum?

why are you trying to steal our members? ghey

people can belong to more than one forum.

[Hannahrain]

why are you trying to steal our members? ghey

Every time I come across a psychic friend post, the avatar is in exactly the right part of the cycle to depict the mood of the post. It only lasts a second, but it's a funny, coincidental second.

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

thanks to those who joined. yes I apologise on behalf of UK for the utter shit out there at the moment, but I promise its getting better, it just hasnt reached your shores yet. We have many cool bands that will make their mark this year... they all sound american though...


Jed
all come!

[DeltaSigChi4]

How do I know that you are not a just an internet predator luring me into your e-van?

E

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

thanks for joining those many months ago... we would still love to have more americans on it!


Jed
we rock

[chiapet]

I just lost an hour of my morning reading cute British-English posts. :/

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

I just lost an hour of my morning reading cute British-English posts. :/

aaawwwww.. we are cute.


Jed
youre right

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

join up and then you can interact with us!


Jed
we're lovely

[tessalasset]

OK I joined.

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

nice one!


Jed
thank you

[chiapet]

aaawwwww.. we are cute.


Jed
youre right

You'd already said that you fellows are not cute at all, but when I read your posts, inventing an accent in my mind, it's terribly charming.

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

You'd already said that you fellows are not cute at all, but when I read your posts, inventing an accent in my mind, it's terribly charming.

Thats just because Im a terrific writer. My actual accent is far hotter than you can imagine. Its like aural sunshine.


Jed
yum yum

[AUDIOJUNKIES]

also if there are any photographers out there that take any good photos, we will feature it on the site.

Jed
just click

[Hannahrain]

Hi Jed.

I gave Jed and his friend Tom a ride home from the festival last year... or was it the year before? And the car was so full that I had to sit in the trunk, where I fell asleep. True story.

If you gave the ride, shouldn't someone else have been in the trunk? Come ON, Stef, don't be such a pushover. Do what I say and quit it already.

[Hannahrain]

Also:

Jed,

Is putting the valediction after your name a British thing, or are you just a crazy person? If it's a British thing, forgive my uncultured ignorance. If you're just a crazy person, knock it off or start predicting the apocalypse. Either is acceptable.

Used to doing it this way,
Hannah