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    Default Any Americans want to join our British Music forum?

    http://www.audiojunkies.net
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    Much as I love my fellow brits, we are such a little island. Our opinions are second to none right? The few Americans that have ventured/stumbled into our humble abode have hung around and tell us all the magical things that Americans know about music.

    WE BASICALLY NEED MORE AMERICANS to come and hang out with us in this forum. We need internationla music debate and all of our girls are HOT. I promise. Us guys arent much to look at, but every now and again we pull one out of the bag.

    As an incentive here is the new arcade fire album 'neon bible'


    http://www.audiojunkies.net/index.ph...95&Item id=65



    come and save us!


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    avast, ye mangy pirate

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    How do I know that you are not a just an internet predator luring me into your e-van?

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    I could easily be a predator, but we have no crime in Britain. Our streets are paved with gold dontcha know.


    gold and girls.


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    JOHN
    Eh ... pardon me for asking but who's that
    little old man?

    PAUL
    What little old man?

    JOHN
    (pointing)
    That little old man.

    PAUL
    Oh, that one. That's me Grandfather.

    GEORGE
    That's not your Grandfather.

    PAUL
    It is, y'know.

    GEORGE
    But your Grandfather lives in your house. I've
    seen him.

    PAUL
    Oh, that's me other Grandfather, but this one's
    me Grandfather and all.

    JOHN
    How d'you reckon that one out?

    PAUL
    Well ... everyone's entitled to two, aren't
    they, and this is me other one.

    JOHN
    (long suffering)
    Well we know that but what's he doing here?

    PAUL
    Well, me mother thought the trip 'ud do him
    good.

    RINGO
    How's that?

    PAUL
    Oh ... he's nursing a broken heart.

    The lads all look intently at the GRANDFATHER.

    JOHN
    Aah ... the poor old thing.

    He leans across to GRANDFATHER.

    JOHN
    Eh, Mister... are you nursing a broken heart
    then?

    The GRANDFATHER nods soulfully glares at him, in a way that indicates
    yes.

    PAUL
    (whispering)
    You see, he was going to get married but she
    threw him over for a butcher.

    GEORGE
    A butcher?

    PAUL
    Yeah, she was fickle.

    JOHN
    Aye and fond of fresh meat and all.

    PAUL
    (seriously)
    No ... it was his sweetbreads. She was dead
    kinky for sweetbreads. Anyroad, me mother
    thought it'ud give him a change of scenery,
    like.

    JOHN
    Oh, I see.

    He inspects GRANDFATHER carefully.

    JOHN
    (to PAUL)
    Eh, he's a nice old man, isn't he?

    PAUL
    Oh yeah, he's very clean, y'know.

    They all agree with PAUL.

    JOHN has been examining GRANDFATHER. He now leans forward to him.

    JOHN
    (in an over-friendly voice)
    Hello, Grandfather!

    GRANDFATHER
    Hello.

    JOHN
    (delightedly)
    He can talk then?

    PAUL
    (indignantly)
    Course he can talk. He's a human being, like.
    Isn't he?

    RINGO
    (grinning)
    Well ... if he's your Grandfather, who knows?

    The lads all laugh.

    JOHN
    And we're looking after him, are we?

    GRANDFATHER
    I'll look after meself.

    PAUL
    Aye, that's what I'm afraid of!

    JOHN
    He's got you worried, then?

    PAUL
    Him, he costs you a fortune in breach of
    promise cases. He's a villain and a right mixer
    as well.

    GEORGE
    (disbelieving)
    Gerron.

    PAUL
    No, straight up.

    GRANDFATHER
    The lad's given you the simple truth. I'm
    cursed wid irresistible charm, I'm too
    attractive to be let loose.

    At this moment, SHAKE, a tall man who works with the BOYS, pulls open
    the door of the compartment.

    SHAKE
    You got on all right then?

    BOYS
    Hi, Shake.

    SHAKE
    We're here. Norm'll be along in a mo' with the
    tickets.

    He sees GRANDFATHER.

    SHAKE
    Morning!
    (whispers)
    Who's that little old man?

    GEORGE
    It's Paul's grandfather.

    SHAKE
    Oh aye, but I thought ...

    JOHN
    (cutting in)
    No, that's his other one.

    SHAKE
    That's all right then.

    JOHN
    (displaying Grandfather)
    Clean though, isn't he?

    SHAKE
    Oh yes, he's clean all right.
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    underrated. comic. masterpiece. the dialogue in this just never gets enough props.

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    Is there a poster called mozzamarr there? If so I would like to speak with him.

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    Hi Jed.

    I gave Jed and his friend Tom a ride home from the festival last year... or was it the year before? And the car was so full that I had to sit in the trunk, where I fell asleep. True story.
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    If you're really British,shouldn't you say boot (instead of trunk)?
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    yeah what breakjaw said

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    So you have incentive for guys... What incentive do you have for us american girls?

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    Ya I tihnk i'll check it out
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    Ah what the hell I'll join even though I'm really not too keen on your guys' music scene right now.

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    why are you trying to steal our members? ghey
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
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    why are you trying to steal our members? ghey
    people can belong to more than one forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    why are you trying to steal our members? ghey
    Every time I come across a psychic friend post, the avatar is in exactly the right part of the cycle to depict the mood of the post. It only lasts a second, but it's a funny, coincidental second.
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    thanks to those who joined. yes I apologise on behalf of UK for the utter shit out there at the moment, but I promise its getting better, it just hasnt reached your shores yet. We have many cool bands that will make their mark this year... they all sound american though...


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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    How do I know that you are not a just an internet predator luring me into your e-van?


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    thanks for joining those many months ago... we would still love to have more americans on it!


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    I just lost an hour of my morning reading cute British-English posts. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    I just lost an hour of my morning reading cute British-English posts. :/
    aaawwwww.. we are cute.


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    join up and then you can interact with us!


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    OK I joined.


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    nice one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by AUDIOJUNKIES View Post
    aaawwwww.. we are cute.


    Jed
    youre right
    You'd already said that you fellows are not cute at all, but when I read your posts, inventing an accent in my mind, it's terribly charming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    You'd already said that you fellows are not cute at all, but when I read your posts, inventing an accent in my mind, it's terribly charming.
    Thats just because Im a terrific writer. My actual accent is far hotter than you can imagine. Its like aural sunshine.


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    also if there are any photographers out there that take any good photos, we will feature it on the site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    Hi Jed.

    I gave Jed and his friend Tom a ride home from the festival last year... or was it the year before? And the car was so full that I had to sit in the trunk, where I fell asleep. True story.
    If you gave the ride, shouldn't someone else have been in the trunk? Come ON, Stef, don't be such a pushover. Do what I say and quit it already.

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    Also:

    Jed,

    Is putting the valediction after your name a British thing, or are you just a crazy person? If it's a British thing, forgive my uncultured ignorance. If you're just a crazy person, knock it off or start predicting the apocalypse. Either is acceptable.

    Used to doing it this way,
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