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    I had this weird daydream where I would use my producing skills (read: ;-p) and get everyone to send me an original track and I would call the collection Members of the Board .. and then we could all get in business suits and take the cover photo; like this --



    and then release the album.

    I have strange daydreams


    ... email stuff to nationocean@gmail.com if you want - mp3, wav or aiff please
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    my kazoo track is going to be the single
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    I will do a rap.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    ^ both of you should be on it. lol. RAWK!

    i could only imagine a compilation album from members of this board.. everything from rave to death metal. would be funny

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    I will contribute a track if you want to make that dream a reality.

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    I will provide a smooth love song. Motown style of course.

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    I also thought that the conference table could be in the middle of the polo field. Wouldn't that be ridiculous? and then seeing all of you in business suits standing around a table like that. those two girls in the photo remind me of BD and Amyzzz. only slightly. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    I will provide a smooth love song. Motown style of course.
    motown? get serious for once.

    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    I will contribute a track if you want to make that dream a reality.
    I second the above.
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    LAWLZ
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Well, since you asked...Welcome to the Danger Zone...I guess you'd call it rusty rock or metal?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Why in the fuck are you in a bra?

    GOD DAMN IT
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nationocean View Post
    I also thought that the conference table could be in the middle of the polo field. Wouldn't that be ridiculous? and then seeing all of you in business suits standing around a table like that. those two girls in the photo remind me of BD and Amyzzz. only slightly. lol.
    I like the idea of the table smack in the middle of the field. Since I don't own a suit, may I just stand on the table and Rawk? (Amyzz can be close by to make sure I don't do anything unacceptable while I'm up there...)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    hey. it's that 60 year old homeless guy who always barks at me... except he has boobs.

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    I'd contribute.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    Why in the fuck are you in a bra?

    GOD DAMN IT
    That's a bathing suit top, dipshit! I already said I don't own a real fucking suit, so stuff that in your Kazoo and blow, Calmer!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Wait. I don't think you blow into a Kazoo. I believe you're supposed to like hum, right? Hey, Calmer, have you ever given a hummer?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I already completed my acoustic tribute to 2007's Sahara lineup.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    motown? get serious for once.


    Ask and you shall receive! I can do a spine-chilling rendition of Volver Volver.

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    I'm digging my list so far:

    Calmer
    Blinken
    wmgaretjax
    BlackSwan
    Tommyboy
    Alchemy

    ..and BD ..didn't know you could rawk out could definitely do something with your guitar. Hmm..

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    I already completed my acoustic tribute to 2007's Sahara lineup.
    MJA, why don't you do a tribute to Dave Wang while playing the spoons?

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    Also I'm thinking if people just have one instrument or vocal or whatever they want to contribute, I could just sample it into stuff Matthew Herbert style.

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    Jesus fuck, BrokenDoll. I wasn't gonna watch the video, but why does that have to be the still shot for it?


    *edit* I'm a dipshit and that's the only camera angle.


    Even so, STOP
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    need a power ballad a la Mariah Carey? Maybe something trippy that Flaiming Lips would be proud of?

    Randy: Where's Lips, Tits & Glowsticks you bastard?!
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    Why in the fuck are you in a bra?

    GOD DAMN IT
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by nationocean View Post
    I'm digging my list so far:

    Calmer
    Blinken
    wmgaretjax
    BlackSwan
    Tommyboy
    Alchemy

    ..and BD ..didn't know you could rawk out could definitely do something with your guitar. Hmm..
    Well, I hope so since I'm the only one brave enough to post shit instead of just talking shit. Maybe you could mix Calmer's Kazoo performance as he hums out his ass with my version of Danger Zone?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nationocean View Post
    Also I'm thinking if people just have one instrument or vocal or whatever they want to contribute, I could just sample it into stuff Matthew Herbert style.
    That sounds perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    need a power ballad a la Mariah Carey? Maybe something trippy that Flaiming Lips would be proud of?

    Randy: Where's Lips, Tits & Glowsticks you bastard?!
    Allyjoy you would HAVE to contribute. Just have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Well, I hope so since I'm the only one brave enough to post shit instead of just talking shit. Maybe you could mix Calmer's Kazoo performance as he hums out his ass with my version of Danger Zone?
    I keed. I will not be biased here like am in the other threads. For those who really do want to join in, I won't turn you away. I'm sure we can make Calmer's kazoo and your guitar sound awesome on some track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    Jesus fuck, BrokenDoll. I wasn't gonna watch the video, but why does that have to be the still shot for it?


    *edit* I'm a dipshit and that's the only camera angle.


    Even so, STOP
    Easy TommyboyUNM, I played the guitar, kept up with the beat in the background, and remained in focus...who do you think I am Steven Spielburg? Christ!

    Quote Originally Posted by nationocean View Post
    I keed. I will not be biased here like am in the other threads. For those who really do want to join in, I won't turn you away. I'm sure we can make Calmer's kazoo and your guitar sound awesome on some track.
    You want really awesome? Have someone pee in his butt while he's humming out his ass and you've got yourself the updated version of tiny bubbles!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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