Ronnie, this doesn't get said enough: you are awesome.
That is all.
I have another bullet point to add:
-Never ask your significant other if they love you or not if you do not love them. This is called mind games, not cool.
I had a girl pull this on me once right after sex a few years back. I felt trapped and forced to say yes so I did. When I asked her if she felt the same way she said no. WTF? My reaction was mixed relief, shock, anger and dumbfoundedness. It wasn't like I could say "ok then, good, I was lying anyway." Girl mind games, out of control.
ValARie...don't hate cos i wouldnt stick it to you when i spent the weekend with you....I figured out your who plan....get Ronnie to SF....get Ronnie fucked up....get Ronnie to fuck me up reaalllll goood
Women find your sexual advances gross Ronald.
Will read later. But for now, how do I cruise for guys in public places that there's a 95% chance that they're totally straight and would kick my ass if I hit on them without getting my ass kicked?
Kick their ass first, then squeeze it?
I appreciate your efforts, but I'm really looking for the caco perspective on this manner.
this girl is a lesbian
this girl is straight
this girl is my future exwife
It never fails as ridiculousness as it may sound but it works. I'm going to go on a limb here and say all straight women have sucked a cock before....for some reason they treat a beer like its the god in our pants. Don't believe me?? Go to a gay/lesbian bar and check out how Mary the Bull drinks her beer.
I don't know any tell signs for guys....sorry. If you think of any let us know. Wish I could help you more but do remember....if you find that special someone tonight...you better give him a reach around if you want a call back. Not giving a guy a reach around is like blowing a load in a girls mouth without asking for permission. Sure it might be okay for Friday night but it will lead a to lonely Saturday night.
few minutes....I just found the pix. Its something I really believe in. Me and my friends have this conversation all the time.
You don't sit on gold like that....it just happens. Ask a question and I will give you answers from my life experiences.
I think the cucumber story is gone for good, which is just awful. It was a psychosexual odyssey that outpaced anything Lynch or Cronenberg or Dali could cook up, with probably the most impactful "Who's your mommy????" outburst of all time.
Okay to really answer your question this chick I met about 3 weeks ago can party with us like a champ and not bitch and moan or turn into a monster by the end of the night. Sure that might not sound like much but a girl that can play volleyball on the beach with us all morning long....then football....then dance on the beach...then go out to dinner....then dancing till about 5 or 6 am and then sit at a poolside for a few hours turns me on. Especially when most girls will get tired....drunk...cranky...and ruin my time. So in short a girl that can really hang is hot!!
Wow this thread is amazing, how does it keep dying?
Question: How would you suggest going about getting more serious with a fuck buddy?
If he isn't down this idea he may not want to fuck anymore... Should I even say anything?
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2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
Since Ronnie mentioned it in his "The Gift or the Curse" thread, it occurs to me that some of you retarded retards might benefit from a careful reading. You can thank me with a beer on the polo fields.
Fui quod es, eris quod sum. I once was what you are, you will be what I am - epitaph carved on Roman gravestones.
Heyyy duuuude. I'm kind of a ladies man myself and all so if you're at Coachella we should hang and pick up on babes. But let's cross some notes: when a girl rejects you, what do you do?