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    Hey ladies,
    Now is your chance to tap into the natural resource that is Ronnie's mind. You can find out all about men & how they think. Ronnie does not hold back.
    And for you curious men out there *coughgabecough* , Ronnie has got your back too !
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    anything i cant answer i will ask my friend pammy for help and if she cant answer it there is no hope for you
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    wow... pammy
    you get a 2 for 1
    El Professional & La Professionala

    & in time for Valentine's Day !!!!
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    haha. should have figured this was your post! okay so i'm not sure what to ask......why do men always fall asleep after sex? and why do men have nipples?
    ~If you're feeling sinister, go off and see a minister~

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    Why does my cat keep pissing on the bed?

    I keep her litter box spotless, her food bowl filled to the brim, she has every freaking cat toy and accessory known to man. And still, every day I come home from work to find piss-soaked bedsheets. I am so weary of doing laundry every. single. night.

    WHY DOES MY PUSSY HATE ME
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    I want to be on the forefront of change, so when the nippless revolution starts, I'm going to lead the charge.

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    excellent question

    please hold for Caco's response.
    he puts alot of thought & effort into his responses before he posts them.
    NO SPELL CHECK THO' !
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    Ronnie,

    We have a new co-worker here who is a little older than me, but has a very cute face. She smiles at me all the time and says "hi" every single time I come near her. She's carrying some extra baggage though. She's all the way downstairs and I rarely see her because I'm upstairs and have no reason to be down in her area. This is an impediment to further fraternizing and flirtatiousness. I also don't know if she's aware of my marital status and if that would be prohibitive for her. She shares an office with two other women who I don't really want to observe me pursuing her. You have suggested the bathroom in a previous commentary, but there are no locks on the doors. I don't really want to spend a lot of time and money on this (ie - arranging hotel room visits, etc) because she's not all-that.

    How do I pull this off and where should I do it? That is...the sex with her.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    Ronnie,

    We have a new co-worker here who is a little older than me, but has a very cute face. She smiles at me all the time and says "hi" every single time I come near her. She's carrying some extra baggage though. She's all the way downstairs and I rarely see her because I'm upstairs and have no reason to be down in her area. This is an impediment to further fraternizing and flirtatiousness. I also don't know if she's aware of my marital status and if that would be prohibitive for her. She shares an office with two other women who I don't really want to observe me pursuing her. You have suggested the bathroom in a previous commentary, but there are no locks on the doors. I don't really want to spend a lot of time and money on this (ie - arranging hotel room visits, etc) because she's not all-that.

    How do I pull this off and where should I do it? That is...the sex with her.

    the supply closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    the supply closet.
    No lock and I'm pretty sure she's a howler.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    No lock and I'm pretty sure she's a howler.
    duct tape. For the door and her mouth.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    duct tape. For the door and her mouth.
    now we're thinkin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    duct tape. For the door and her mouth.
    amy's greatest post ever.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Whoa. That came from zzzz?
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Shut up before I say something painfully self-deprecating and mess it all up.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    ummm.. too late.

    damn, well, you had 8 minutes worth at least.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    My point exactly.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh hhaaaaaaaaah

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    I've got to start staying off the boards while at work.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post

    I want to be on the forefront of change, so when the nippless revolution starts, I'm going to lead the charge.

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    dont do it in the shower!!!! (sorry about the size)

    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    That can't be real.

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    Ronnie how much semen does it take to clog a shower?

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    holy shit i didnt realize i was asked anything. Well I'll jump right to all the questions after I meet Pammy for lunch. But I can answer one quick question.

    question: why do men have nipples

    answer:



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    That's your answer?

    Men have nipples so they can put a bolt through them and have NIN fans lick them?

    Dude, there have to be better reasons than those, I can't think of any, though.

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    Dear Ronnie,

    What do I get the guy I just started dating for Valentine's Day?

    Thanks.

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    Tickets to the Final Four are cool, or maybe just a handjob

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    there is no better reason then having a girl lick them....and i dont think she knows who NIN is....she only listens to Latin music....back on topic...i guess ill have to elaborate....and bug you will get your wish cos im in a rush (i wont spell check)

    *****warning this post is going to be like the relationship thread on the old board*****



    When I think of men with nipples I think of getting what I like to call a niplazco. Named after caco and lazerus. That is basically when a guy has busted what I like to call a nut and and you don't want to wait for the engine to be refueled you turn on your boosters. Your partner usually would go down on you and raiselazerus from the dead but some partners aren't as freaky as others...meaning they wont go down on you after you were just in them. So they start treating the nipple as a penis. This is most effective when they have piercings. Now if you are a good con man i would suggest this, when you get your niplazco give the guilt trip and have her give mouth to mouth to lazerus and raise the guy from the dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    ahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah ahahaha

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    ronnie your friend needs to drink some water her tongue's all white with dehydration

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    That aint dehydration, baby.
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