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    Default 2009 Really Real Super Real Headliners

    Friday: Whomever you want.

    Saturday: Whomever you want.

    Sunday: DAVID BOWIE.
    Sahara headliner: God IN THE TETRAHEDRON.

    YES. ISN'T IT GLORIOUS!? NOW THANK ME, YOU FUCKING PEONS, FOR BRINGING THIS LIGHT UNTO YOUR DARK AND SPECULATIVE WORLD. WITHOUT ME, YOU WOULD STILL BE GROPING IN THE DARK FOR A TASTE OF THE KILLERS, FOR A SCENT OF NEIL YOUNG, FOR A TOUCH OF THE SMITHS, BUT I, I HAVE BESTOWN UPON YOU THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

    The line for handjobs begins here.
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    OH MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS!? IT'S EXACTLY WHO I WANTED! THANK YOU OH GLORIOUS GOD OF A MAN. WITHOUT YOU I WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST.

    I AM YOUR SHEEP, AND YOU ARE MY SHEPARD. GUIDE ME TO THE PROMISED LAND OH ORACLE TO THE GODS!!!
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    Ahh finally the truth has been revealed over a month in advance with such ease. Thank you, truthteller. I will offer you all of my organs to sell at the festival. Your sources are very valid, too. Thank you thank you thank you!

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    Default Re: 2009 Really Real Super Real Headliners

    See avatar.

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    hahahah
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    well....we can blame Murdoc a LITTLE

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    WTF Passive?
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    WTF NOTHING. DO NOT DOUBT ME. I CAME ON HERE TO RECIEVE PRAISE AND NOTHING ELSE. BOW FOR ME, BITCHES.
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    I AM GOING SHAVE YOUR HEAD BALD WHEN YOU SLEEP!!!!
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Fro generally doesn't fukk around with this kind of info

    i bow
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    OH MAI GOD LEE I LOVES ME SOME DAVID BOWIES OMYGODZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    Friday: Whomever you want.

    Saturday: Whomever you want.

    Sunday: DAVID BOWIE.


    YES. ISN'T IT GLORIOUS!? NOW THANK ME, YOU FUCKING PEONS, FOR BRINGING THIS LIGHT UNTO YOUR DARK AND SPECULATIVE WORLD. WITHOUT ME, YOU WOULD STILL BE GROPING IN THE DARK FOR A TASTE OF THE KILLERS, FOR A SCENT OF NEIL YOUNG, FOR A TOUCH OF THE SMITHS, BUT I, I HAVE BESTOWN UPON YOU THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

    The line for handjobs begins here.
    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    OH MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS!? IT'S EXACTLY WHO I WANTED! THANK YOU OH GLORIOUS GOD OF A MAN. WITHOUT YOU I WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST.

    I AM YOUR SHEEP, AND YOU ARE MY SHEPARD. GUIDE ME TO THE PROMISED LAND OH ORACLE TO THE GODS!!!

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    Stars aren't headlining Friday?? I'm staying home this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazzz2007 View Post
    hahahahhahahahahahahah

    Fuck that is soo good
    "Choke on that Causality!"


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    I don't give a shit if the Killers are playing; I'll watch something else-even if it's watching the poor churro man get trampled by stoners.

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    Is "bestown" a word?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    bowie handjobs in the gobi!
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Is there a context to that Britney Spears photo? Because I'd really like to know about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    bowie handjobs in the gobi!
    ah memories
    "Choke on that Causality!"


    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I don't give a shit if the Killers are playing; I'll watch something else-even if it's watching the poor churro man get trampled by stoners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pancakespancakes View Post
    Is there a context to that Britney Spears photo? Because I'd really like to know about it.
    i believe it was during her crazed attacking the paparattzi phase... beyond that, idk i don't watch tmz...

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    it was right before she got put in the coocoo house. when her dad took control of her money and meds.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    I AM GOING SHAVE YOUR HEAD BALD WHEN YOU SLEEP!!!!
    I WILL REMOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FINGERS SO YOU CAN'T POST POLITICAL JIBBA'-JABBER ANYMORE, FOOL.

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    OH MAI GOD LEE I LOVES ME SOME DAVID BOWIES OMYGODZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Is "bestown" a word?
    IS BITCHASS BITCH MCBITCH FOR BITCH FUCK SAKE A WORD!? OF COURSE IT IS! FOR I BESTOWN THE TRUTHS UPON YOUR VACANT FUCKING FACES.

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    bowie handjobs in the gobi!
    I WANT ONE!!!
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    JUST WANTED TO ADD THAT GOD HIMSELF IS SPINNING A DJ SET IN DAFT PUNK's PYRAMID THAT HE'S CONVERTED INTO A FLYING TETRAHEDRON. FUCK YES.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    JUST WANTED TO ADD THAT GOD HIMSELF IS SPINNING A DJ SET IN DAFT PUNK's PYRAMID THAT HE'S CONVERTED INTO A FLYING TETRAHEDRON. FUCK YES.
    Great thread. Heavy handed sarcasm is always more hilarious when it's capitilized.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    IS BITCHASS BITCH MCBITCH FOR BITCH FUCK SAKE A WORD!? OF COURSE IT IS! FOR I BESTOWN THE TRUTHS UPON YOUR VACANT FUCKING FACES.
    that just made me LOL. sig'd!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    Friday: Whomever you want.

    Saturday: Whomever you want.

    Sunday: DAVID BOWIE.
    Sahara headliner: God IN THE TETRAHEDRON.
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    Here is all I'll say about borders ... the Los Angeles Angels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thatfinkleygirl View Post
    that just made me LOL. sig'd!
    Awww... I actually liked my other quote you had.
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    conceited much, Lee?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    WHEN YOU CAN CHANGE THE NUMBER OF LIVES I CAN WITH THE MERE SIMPLE TRUTH, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SLIGHT AIR OF ARROGANCE.

    BUT I AM NOT CONCEITED. DEITIES ARE NOT CONCEITED.
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    passive, you are on a ROLL today!

    there's no way i could keep every funny thing you've said in my sig all at once. i'll have to switch quotes on a weekly basis or something.
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    well....we can blame Murdoc a LITTLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    I WILL REMOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FINGERS SO YOU CAN'T POST POLITICAL JIBBA'-JABBER ANYMORE, FOOL.


    I would still be able to post my political and Broncos Jibba'-Jabber. And would still have no fro. Your move.
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    I swear to god people are going to think you're my alias.
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