2009 Really Real Super Real Headliners

[PassiveTheory]

Friday: Whomever you want.

Saturday: Whomever you want.

Sunday: DAVID BOWIE.
Sahara headliner: God IN THE TETRAHEDRON.

YES. ISN'T IT GLORIOUS!? NOW THANK ME, YOU FUCKING PEONS, FOR BRINGING THIS LIGHT UNTO YOUR DARK AND SPECULATIVE WORLD. WITHOUT ME, YOU WOULD STILL BE GROPING IN THE DARK FOR A TASTE OF THE KILLERS, FOR A SCENT OF NEIL YOUNG, FOR A TOUCH OF THE SMITHS, BUT I, I HAVE BESTOWN UPON YOU THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

The line for handjobs begins here.

[PassiveTheory]

OH MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS!? IT'S EXACTLY WHO I WANTED! THANK YOU OH GLORIOUS GOD OF A MAN. WITHOUT YOU I WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST.

I AM YOUR SHEEP, AND YOU ARE MY SHEPARD. GUIDE ME TO THE PROMISED LAND OH ORACLE TO THE GODS!!!

[PierogiHead]

Ahh finally the truth has been revealed over a month in advance with such ease. Thank you, truthteller. I will offer you all of my organs to sell at the festival. Your sources are very valid, too. Thank you thank you thank you!

[digitaldragon03]

See avatar.

[thatfinkleygirl]

hahahah

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

WTF Passive?

[PassiveTheory]

WTF NOTHING. DO NOT DOUBT ME. I CAME ON HERE TO RECIEVE PRAISE AND NOTHING ELSE. BOW FOR ME, BITCHES.

[Blinken]

I AM GOING SHAVE YOUR HEAD BALD WHEN YOU SLEEP!!!!

[bug on your lip]

Fro generally doesn't fukk around with this kind of info

i bow

[captncrzy]

OH MAI GOD LEE I LOVES ME SOME DAVID BOWIES OMYGODZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[crazzz2007]

Friday: Whomever you want.

Saturday: Whomever you want.

Sunday: DAVID BOWIE.


YES. ISN'T IT GLORIOUS!? NOW THANK ME, YOU FUCKING PEONS, FOR BRINGING THIS LIGHT UNTO YOUR DARK AND SPECULATIVE WORLD. WITHOUT ME, YOU WOULD STILL BE GROPING IN THE DARK FOR A TASTE OF THE KILLERS, FOR A SCENT OF NEIL YOUNG, FOR A TOUCH OF THE SMITHS, BUT I, I HAVE BESTOWN UPON YOU THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

The line for handjobs begins here.

OH MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS!? IT'S EXACTLY WHO I WANTED! THANK YOU OH GLORIOUS GOD OF A MAN. WITHOUT YOU I WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST.

I AM YOUR SHEEP, AND YOU ARE MY SHEPARD. GUIDE ME TO THE PROMISED LAND OH ORACLE TO THE GODS!!!

[pancakespancakes]

Stars aren't headlining Friday?? I'm staying home this year.

[RedThom]

hahahahhahahahahahahah

Fuck that is soo good

[amyzzz]

Is "bestown" a word?

[amyzzz]

bowie handjobs in the gobi!

[pancakespancakes]

Is there a context to that Britney Spears photo? Because I'd really like to know about it.

[RedThom]

bowie handjobs in the gobi!

ah memories

[Xenocide]

Is there a context to that Britney Spears photo? Because I'd really like to know about it.

i believe it was during her crazed attacking the paparattzi phase... beyond that, idk i don't watch tmz...

[locachica73]

it was right before she got put in the coocoo house. when her dad took control of her money and meds.

[PassiveTheory]

I AM GOING SHAVE YOUR HEAD BALD WHEN YOU SLEEP!!!!

I WILL REMOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FINGERS SO YOU CAN'T POST POLITICAL JIBBA'-JABBER ANYMORE, FOOL.

OH MAI GOD LEE I LOVES ME SOME DAVID BOWIES OMYGODZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Is "bestown" a word?

IS BITCHASS BITCH MCBITCH FOR BITCH FUCK SAKE A WORD!? OF COURSE IT IS! FOR I BESTOWN THE TRUTHS UPON YOUR VACANT FUCKING FACES.

bowie handjobs in the gobi!

I WANT ONE!!!

[PassiveTheory]

JUST WANTED TO ADD THAT GOD HIMSELF IS SPINNING A DJ SET IN DAFT PUNK's PYRAMID THAT HE'S CONVERTED INTO A FLYING TETRAHEDRON. FUCK YES.

[bobert]

JUST WANTED TO ADD THAT GOD HIMSELF IS SPINNING A DJ SET IN DAFT PUNK's PYRAMID THAT HE'S CONVERTED INTO A FLYING TETRAHEDRON. FUCK YES.

Great thread. Heavy handed sarcasm is always more hilarious when it's capitilized.

[thatfinkleygirl]

IS BITCHASS BITCH MCBITCH FOR BITCH FUCK SAKE A WORD!? OF COURSE IT IS! FOR I BESTOWN THE TRUTHS UPON YOUR VACANT FUCKING FACES.

that just made me LOL. sig'd!

[zenidogx]

Friday: Whomever you want.

Saturday: Whomever you want.

Sunday: DAVID BOWIE.
Sahara headliner: God IN THE TETRAHEDRON.

[PassiveTheory]

that just made me LOL. sig'd!

Awww... I actually liked my other quote you had.

[amyzzz]

conceited much, Lee?

[PassiveTheory]

WHEN YOU CAN CHANGE THE NUMBER OF LIVES I CAN WITH THE MERE SIMPLE TRUTH, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SLIGHT AIR OF ARROGANCE.

BUT I AM NOT CONCEITED. DEITIES ARE NOT CONCEITED.

[thatfinkleygirl]

passive, you are on a ROLL today!

there's no way i could keep every funny thing you've said in my sig all at once. i'll have to switch quotes on a weekly basis or something.

[Blinken]

I WILL REMOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FINGERS SO YOU CAN'T POST POLITICAL JIBBA'-JABBER ANYMORE, FOOL.

I would still be able to post my political and Broncos Jibba'-Jabber. And would still have no fro. Your move.

[PassiveTheory]

I swear to god people are going to think you're my alias.