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    Default So Im at an internet cafe...

    And the guy at the computer next to me is looking at pictures of a naked man. Its a hotmail account so its pictures some one emailed to him. What do I do?

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    Do a double take at the monitor obviously, then ask perplexed, "David?"
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    Make sweet love to him.
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    Fuck. I was going to think of something funny, but to be honest, Calmer's pretty much capped the thread already with that gem.

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    Yeah I dont know about that. I am trying to read his MSN name and I am gonna start messaging him "I know what youre doing."

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    Default Re: So Im at an internet cafe...

    thats way less creepy than my idea...
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    take off your pants
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    thats way less creepy than my idea...
    especially considering your idea would precede some awkward conversation that I wouldnt understand and look like even more of an ass

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    take off your pants
    no way Kel

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    Kenan. get it right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    especially considering your idea would precede some awkward conversation that I wouldnt understand and look like even more of an ass
    Well, what if you IM him, get him all scared, then look over and say what i suggested? Then he'll really think some shits up.
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    Kenan. get it right.
    Arent they twins??

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    Arent they twins??
    no they're just two black guys that hang out together.
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    yeah. twins
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    Like Pete & Pete right?

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    Default Re: So Im at an internet cafe...

    HEY DUDE!

    STOP LOOKING AT PORN!

    YES, YOU!

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    En espanol por favor

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    you could be the cream filling in an Oreo
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    Default Re: So Im at an internet cafe...

    Uh...

    ¡OYE CIUDADANO!

    ¡DEJE DE MIRAR PORNOGRAFÍA!

    ¡SÍ, USTED!



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    What's he doing looking at porn in an internet cafe anyway? He's not uh.. banging one out right now, I assume, so what, is he just admiring it from an artistic standpoint or what?

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    no i believe he is chatting with his boyfriend or something and received some naughty pictures in his email he was scoping out

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    Is he cute?
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    Is he cute?
    You mean you have standards?
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    Vaguely. Nothing concrete, I like going with the flow
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    Default Re: So Im at an internet cafe...

    Something like:

    i) Is he Dancer?

    ii) And is he Human?

    Sold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    And the guy at the computer next to me is looking at pictures of a naked man. Its a hotmail account so its pictures some one emailed to him. What do I do?
    One of two things you can say to freak him out and make him leave..

    1) Glance over and say, "Oh my god, DAD??!!??"

    2) Glance over and say, "Oh my god, Father McCleary, he told me I was his special alter boy!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Uh...

    ¡OYE CIUDADANO!

    ¡DEJE DE MIRAR PORNOGRAFÍA!

    ¡SÍ, USTED!


    lolz

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    How did I miss this?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: So Im at an internet cafe...

    so what did you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    you could be the cream filling in an Oreo
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