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    Una looked like something out of Charlie's Angels. If one of the angels went on a coke binge and accidently snorted part of her tooth.
    This cracked me the fuck up. I kinda want to sig this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    Veronica. Not much interesting except she was my FUCKING SPANISH TEACHER IN COLLEGE. I always thought she had a cute face and she did lose a little weight. So I started flirting with her kinda for shits and giggles. She wasn't havin any of it and I think she felt creeped out. After a minute, I did too.


    The next girl, Kamalia, was painfully awkward. So I thought I'd make it more awkward. She asked me how old I was and I said 27. She said "I'm 30, that's not too bad." Then I said "That's true. My girlfriend is 30 and that doesn't seem to be an issue." She kinda stuttered and said "Oh" and I said "So anyway, where in Illinois are you from?"
    god, this sounds like so much fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post

    Before the festivities got under way, the blind guy (yes the blind guy) felt the need to have the floor and make an announcement. I thought it was going to be something about "respect my disability" or "I trust that I'm really talking to a woman" but it had nothing to do with his unfortunate place in the world. He felt the need to tell all the ladies that he is a forthright individual and that he expects the same. Did we REALLY need an announcement like that? The answer is yes. It was entertaining and helped me prove I could keep a straight face.
    I can appreciate that you kept a straight face when in fact it didnt really matter anyways...he was blind.

    And +15 internets for the detailed list of all the girls. everyone was comical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    I can appreciate that you kept a straight face when in fact it didnt really matter anyways...he was blind.

    And +15 internets for the detailed list of all the girls. everyone was comical.

    GOOD point!


    And if I motivated at least one of you to seek out some comic relief, find the love of your life or that one special fuck buddy then I've done my job.

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    So Tom...did your lady know exactly what you were doing with your evening?
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    So Tom...did your lady know exactly what you were doing with your evening?

    She never asked. She just said she hoped I had a wonderful evening. If she did ask, I would've told her the truth. She knows and appreciates my sense of humor. Oh and this isn't the belly dancer. It's someone who I went out with once a few months ago and she since moved, but we ended up keeping in touch.

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    Did it not work out with the bellydancer?
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    Did it not work out with the bellydancer?

    We weren't committed or anything and she got serious with some dude. I thought that was perfectly fine and wished her the best of luck. I just say "next" and move on

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    That's a good attitude to have.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Tommyboy!!! this is hilarious!! you have a great sense of humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Tommyboy!!! this is hilarious!! you have a great sense of humor.

    That's how Carolina fans roll. And you're my roll dog, Pix.

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    I really wish you lived closer so we could catch a game together.
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    this was hysterical. i swear i want to speed date bc of it. i was looking forward to a review and this totally surpassed my expectations.Tommy i want to buy you a beer in april you are one funny fucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by karecares View Post
    this was hysterical. i swear i want to speed date bc of it. i was looking forward to a review and this totally surpassed my expectations.Tommy i want to buy you a beer in april you are one funny fucker

    Hah, thanks. And you got it. Me....you.....beer in April. Done.

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    Well done. Excellent reporting. That was quite an entertaining read.

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