Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.

[amyzzz]

Una looked like something out of Charlie's Angels. If one of the angels went on a coke binge and accidently snorted part of her tooth.

This cracked me the fuck up. I kinda want to sig this.

[marooko]

Veronica. Not much interesting except she was my FUCKING SPANISH TEACHER IN COLLEGE. I always thought she had a cute face and she did lose a little weight. So I started flirting with her kinda for shits and giggles. She wasn't havin any of it and I think she felt creeped out. After a minute, I did too.


The next girl, Kamalia, was painfully awkward. So I thought I'd make it more awkward. She asked me how old I was and I said 27. She said "I'm 30, that's not too bad." Then I said "That's true. My girlfriend is 30 and that doesn't seem to be an issue." She kinda stuttered and said "Oh" and I said "So anyway, where in Illinois are you from?"

god, this sounds like so much fun.

[CalmerThanYou]

Before the festivities got under way, the blind guy (yes the blind guy) felt the need to have the floor and make an announcement. I thought it was going to be something about "respect my disability" or "I trust that I'm really talking to a woman" but it had nothing to do with his unfortunate place in the world. He felt the need to tell all the ladies that he is a forthright individual and that he expects the same. Did we REALLY need an announcement like that? The answer is yes. It was entertaining and helped me prove I could keep a straight face.

I can appreciate that you kept a straight face when in fact it didnt really matter anyways...he was blind.

And +15 internets for the detailed list of all the girls. everyone was comical.

[TommyboyUNM]

I can appreciate that you kept a straight face when in fact it didnt really matter anyways...he was blind.

And +15 internets for the detailed list of all the girls. everyone was comical.

GOOD point!


And if I motivated at least one of you to seek out some comic relief, find the love of your life or that one special fuck buddy then I've done my job.

[rskapcat]

So Tom...did your lady know exactly what you were doing with your evening?

[TommyboyUNM]

So Tom...did your lady know exactly what you were doing with your evening?

She never asked. She just said she hoped I had a wonderful evening. If she did ask, I would've told her the truth. She knows and appreciates my sense of humor. Oh and this isn't the belly dancer. It's someone who I went out with once a few months ago and she since moved, but we ended up keeping in touch.

[rskapcat]

Did it not work out with the bellydancer?

[TommyboyUNM]

Did it not work out with the bellydancer?

We weren't committed or anything and she got serious with some dude. I thought that was perfectly fine and wished her the best of luck. I just say "next" and move on

[rskapcat]

That's a good attitude to have.

[Pixiessp]

Tommyboy!!! this is hilarious!! you have a great sense of humor.

[TommyboyUNM]

Tommyboy!!! this is hilarious!! you have a great sense of humor.

That's how Carolina fans roll. And you're my roll dog, Pix.

[Pixiessp]

I really wish you lived closer so we could catch a game together.

[karecares]

this was hysterical. i swear i want to speed date bc of it. i was looking forward to a review and this totally surpassed my expectations.Tommy i want to buy you a beer in april you are one funny fucker

[TommyboyUNM]

this was hysterical. i swear i want to speed date bc of it. i was looking forward to a review and this totally surpassed my expectations.Tommy i want to buy you a beer in april you are one funny fucker

Hah, thanks. And you got it. Me....you.....beer in April. Done.

[faxman75]

Well done. Excellent reporting. That was quite an entertaining read.