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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    ew... you used the L word. BLECH!!! haha @ schwag. Yeah I tried twice, not going back for thirds. bad rabbit sex. And after being married to missionary man for 8 years I refuse to settle.
    thanks for the lol.

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    Dont water down the titles.

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    http://www.goldstar.com/events/holly...ing-party.html

    I get this alert at least once a week.

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    Just talk about drugs and PLUR. It seems to work on this board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    http://www.goldstar.com/events/holly...ing-party.html

    I get this alert at least once a week.

    I would tell the girl on the far right that lipstick is bad for her health and for the environment. And ask her if she feels like Jesus would wear that much lipstick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    I would tell the girl on the far right that lipstick is bad for her health and for the environment. And ask her if she feels like Jesus would wear that much lipstick.
    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    Dont water down the titles.

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    ohh damn I'm gonna have to read this whole thread tonite!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    There's nothing wrong with card collecting!!!

    *envisions his precious David Robinson rookie card in safe deposit box*
    ok I am not talking a few expensive cards in a box in the closet to save for his future son. We are talking piles and piles and piles and boxes and boxes of them around his living room that he goes through on a regular basis, with a special carrying case so he can take them to work and show his work friends at lunch. That and a ton of VHS tapes of movies he recorded to watch on his 13" tv. At 38, and he has never been married and no kids so it isn't that he is starting over after a bitter divorce. OK that may make me sound like a gold digger of some sort but come on.
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    im looking foward to hearing back from tommy on this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    ok I am not talking a few expensive cards in a box in the closet to save for his future son. We are talking piles and piles and piles and boxes and boxes of them around his living room that he goes through on a regular basis, with a special carrying case so he can take them to work and show his work friends at lunch.
    I think he might have more than a "few expensive cards"

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    I really have no idea about value anymore but I have to have at least 10k cards.

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    wow... ok, so i take it all back, baseball cards are cool.
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    don't fold Loca!
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    Oh, I am not, I wont be calling him back. He is a homebody, I can't date a homebody who is bad at sex and collects baseball cards. I just didn't realize baseball cards were a cool thing past the age of 14, you know, once they started having the sex.
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    they're not
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i'd also do it just for the story. but i've dated/done a lot of guys just for the story
    That's the spirit

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    *crushed*

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    Don't be, it could be much worse, you could collect star wars figurines... (You don't do you?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Don't be, it could be much worse, you could collect star wars figurines... (You don't do you?)

    *goes to find gun*

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    We are on a message board which most of us visit every day. There is no need to make anything we do sound "cool."
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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    We are on a message board which most of us visit every day. There is no need to make anything we do sound "cool."
    Speak for yourself, elitist.

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    very good point
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    so... back to speed dating... anyone?

    *walks away quietly*
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    For the record, I have over 150 Michael Jordan cards, BITCHEZ!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Oh, I am not, I wont be calling him back. He is a homebody, I can't date a homebody who is bad at sex and collects baseball cards. I just didn't realize baseball cards were a cool thing past the age of 14, you know, once they started having the sex.
    I don't think the card collecting itself is problematic, but the extent to which it is a part of his life may be.

    Everyone has something in his life that is a little embarrassing or weird.

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    Oh yes back to the OP, one of my friends did speed dating multiple times actually WANTING to find a girlfriend (wanting to find a wife really, but that's another story). It was absolutely 100% people trying to hook up. So hey, maybe you'll get a good story and get laid out of it.

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    will there be beer involved in this speed dating?
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    I had fun when I did it, but I wasn't looking to meet anyone. I think it's different if you're trying to find "the one"
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i have no desire to be "classy" if that means i can't enjoy myself sexually. my former sluttiness is nothing new to the boards, BD

    everyone has their vice, mein just happened to be boys.
    Enjoying it isn't the issue. It's like advertising the $.99 burger at McDonalds to make a sale, or having a great steak people want and not having to advertise at all. (I'd like to think you're the latter choice in meats, that's all...)

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    Your stories are more than welcome in here and you don't have to apologize for enjoying yourself sexually.
    I'm sorry, say that again, TommyboyUNM...(I couldn't hear you over the vrooom of my vibrator.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Oh, I am not, I wont be calling him back. He is a homebody, I can't date a homebody who is bad at sex and collects baseball cards. I just didn't realize baseball cards were a cool thing past the age of 14, you know, once they started having the sex.
    I wouldn't worry about being considered a gold-digger as much as worrying why such a baseball fanatic can't swing his own bat. And then there's those VHS tapes...Movies of?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    will there be beer involved in this speed dating?

    Why yes there will be adult beverages. Does this change your opinion in any way? (what was your take?)


    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    I had fun when I did it, but I wasn't looking to meet anyone. I think it's different if you're trying to find "the one"

    Yeah definitely not trying to find "the one". I've never been on the lookout for that. I just like meeting people and shit happens from there.


    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Oh yes back to the OP, one of my friends did speed dating multiple times actually WANTING to find a girlfriend (wanting to find a wife really, but that's another story). It was absolutely 100% people trying to hook up. So hey, maybe you'll get a good story and get laid out of it.

    I could get laid out of the whole deal, but there is already a lady in the picture for me. So I'm pretty content, but not in a relationship by any means. So we'll see what happens.

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