By the way: Jinx Calmer!
ew... you used the L word. BLECH!!! haha @ schwag. Yeah I tried twice, not going back for thirds. bad rabbit sex. And after being married to missionary man for 8 years I refuse to settle.
Oh I thought of something I'm gonna do for sure. I'm going to have a "come to Jesus" talk with one or more of them. I'm 100% not religious, but I'm gonna see if I could pull off trying to convert somebody.
PLEASE try to convert someone. don't be too pushy though, have a genuine love for our lord and saviour. i used to do that with telemarketers. "no, i'm not interested in a new long distance provided, but tell me, have you found jesus christ in your life?"
God damn it Tommy, do you have a voice recorder? Video would be difficult but audio would be easy and fantastic! I have an awesome digital mp3 recorder I rarely use. I wish I could get it to you. Tell me you have SOMETHING!
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.