Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.

**allyjoy** · 12-09-2008, 01:08 PM

By the way: Jinx Calmer!

**CalmerThanYou** · 12-09-2008, 01:08 PM

sex (good sex) is a very important element to a good relationship IMO. if you dont see it getting better, you arent being selfish for not settling for schwag.

**TommyboyUNM** · 12-09-2008, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou

sex (good sex) is a very important element to a good relationship IMO. if you dont see it getting better, you arent being selfish for not settling for schwag.

I completely agree with this. Give it a few tries to see if it gets better. If not then it might be a good idea to cut your losses before the love starts dying and you start resenting that person.

**allyjoy** · 12-09-2008, 01:10 PM

Is this the guy from friday?

**locachica73** · 12-09-2008, 01:11 PM

ew... you used the L word. BLECH!!! haha @ schwag. Yeah I tried twice, not going back for thirds. bad rabbit sex. And after being married to missionary man for 8 years I refuse to settle.

**TommyboyUNM** · 12-09-2008, 01:12 PM

Oh I thought of something I'm gonna do for sure. I'm going to have a "come to Jesus" talk with one or more of them. I'm 100% not religious, but I'm gonna see if I could pull off trying to convert somebody.

**CalmerThanYou** · 12-09-2008, 01:13 PM

I'll be surprised if you actually try that Tommy....you should however try to make some odd eye twitches or forced stutters to gauge their reaction.

**locachica73** · 12-09-2008, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by allyjoy

Is this the guy from friday?

Yeah, and he called again wanting to know when we could "hang out" again. I have ignored his call so far. Plus the fact that he collects baseball cards at 38, WTF? They are all over his apartment, and signed baseballs and other collectables. My ex mother in law was a pack rat and being in his house made me flash back. I can't go back.

**chairmenmeow47** · 12-09-2008, 01:14 PM

PLEASE try to convert someone. don't be too pushy though, have a genuine love for our lord and saviour. i used to do that with telemarketers. "no, i'm not interested in a new long distance provided, but tell me, have you found jesus christ in your life?"

**TommyboyUNM** · 12-09-2008, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

PLEASE try to convert someone. don't be too pushy though, have a genuine love for our lord and saviour. i used to do that with telemarketers. "no, i'm not interested in a new long distance provided, but tell me, have you found jesus christ in your life?"

No that's a guarantee that I'm gonna try to convert someone. And I'll have a genuine love for Him and all His glory.

**allyjoy** · 12-09-2008, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by locachica73

Yeah, and he called again wanting to know when we could "hang out" again. I have ignored his call so far. Plus the fact that he collects baseball cards at 38, WTF? They are all over his apartment, and signed baseballs and other collectables. My ex mother in law was a pack rat and being in his house made me flash back. I can't go back.

yeah Loca, cut your losses. not so much because he's not a good lay, but things seem to be adding up... tell him you're moving to California

**Mr. Dylanja** · 12-09-2008, 01:22 PM

There's nothing wrong with card collecting!!!

*envisions his precious David Robinson rookie card in safe deposit box*

**faxman75** · 12-09-2008, 01:26 PM

God damn it Tommy, do you have a voice recorder? Video would be difficult but audio would be easy and fantastic! I have an awesome digital mp3 recorder I rarely use. I wish I could get it to you. Tell me you have SOMETHING!

**TommyboyUNM** · 12-09-2008, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by faxman75

God damn it Tommy, do you have a voice recorder? Video would be difficult but audio would be easy and fantastic! I have an awesome digital mp3 recorder I rarely use. I wish I could get it to you. Tell me you have SOMETHING!

I do have a voice recorder, but I need to see if I could be sneaky about it. I'll work on this tonight.

**faxman75** · 12-09-2008, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja

There's nothing wrong with card collecting!!!

*envisions his precious David Robinson rookie card in safe deposit box*

I had a 2nd year Jordan. It was my prized posession though the fucker was always worth exactly $100 never up and never down. I had a couple of those Robinson rookies....are those worth a lot? The one holding the jersey?

**faxman75** · 12-09-2008, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM

I do have a voice recorder, but I need to see if I could be sneaky about it. I'll work on this tonight.

It's just gotta slide in a front pocket or put a napkin over it in front of you. Think of anything! Then you can upload this whold damn thing and we can listen.

**Mr. Dylanja** · 12-09-2008, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by faxman75

I had a 2nd year Jordan. It was my prized posession though the fucker was always worth exactly $100 never up and never down. I had a couple of those Robinson rookies....are those worth a lot? The one holding the jersey?

That's the one, I have an unopened pack with that being the top card you can see. I really have no idea about value anymore but I have to have at least 10k cards, don't judge ladies...

**TommyboyUNM** · 12-09-2008, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by faxman75

It's just gotta slide in a front pocket or put a napkin over it in front of you. Think of anything! Then you can upload this whold damn thing and we can listen.

I can definitely upload it. It's a little tape recorder and I can put it on Adobe Audition in mp3 format. Hmmm.....

Young blood · 12-09-2008, 01:32 PM

Loooooosers.

**BROKENDOLL** · 12-09-2008, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

have fun with it, but don't be a dick.

i'd also do it just for the story. but i've dated/done a lot of guys just for the story

Originally Posted by faxman75

So, since you did these guys just for the story....lets here it!

Originally Posted by JustSteve

oh, we know...you're adding a chapter right now.

"The Moral to the Story?"

i wasn't about to have a bad date without some sex, so i let him come home with me. Classy...

**chairmenmeow47** · 12-09-2008, 01:36 PM

i have no desire to be "classy" if that means i can't enjoy myself sexually. my former sluttiness is nothing new to the boards, BD

everyone has their vice, mein just happened to be boys.

**BROKENDOLL** · 12-09-2008, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja

That's the one, I have an unopened pack with that being the top card you can see. I really have no idea about value anymore but I have to have at least 10k cards, don't judge ladies...

I think I'd rather meet a guy with alot of cards than alot of stories...

**TommyboyUNM** · 12-09-2008, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

i have no desire to be "classy" if that means i can't enjoy myself sexually. my former sluttiness is nothing new to the boards, BD

everyone has their vice, mein just happened to be boys.

Your stories are more than welcome in here and you don't have to apologize for enjoying yourself sexually.

**amyzzz** · 12-09-2008, 01:41 PM

(meaning the guys need some jack-off material)

**Mr. Dylanja** · 12-09-2008, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by amyzzz

(meaning the guys need some jack-off material)

Oh whatever zzzizzzles!

**TommyboyUNM** · 12-09-2008, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by amyzzz

(meaning the guys need some jack-off material)

You're bustin my balls today, zzzeeezzzz!!!!

**Mr. Dylanja** · 12-09-2008, 01:58 PM

TommyboyUNM
Balls Busted by Amyzzz

**amyzzz** · 12-09-2008, 02:01 PM

Oh come on. You know if BD said something like that, you'd be "HELL NO."

**allyjoy** · 12-09-2008, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by amyzzz

(meaning the guys need some jack-off material)

psssst, amy. "deposits in their spank banks"

**TommyboyUNM** · 12-09-2008, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja

TommyboyUNM
Balls Busted by Amyzzz

Can you make this happen, Dani?

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